Justin Bieber Murder Plot By Convicted Killer Dana Martin Foiled
UM, WHAT. A convicted killer named Dana Martin was planning to kill Justin Bieber and the Biebs' bodyguard by strangling them "with paisley ties" and castrating them. Martin, who reportedly has a Bieber tattoo on his leg (warning sign!), had contracted a former inmate and his nephew to carry out the assassination. Gross, gross, gross.