By now you’ve probably heard about how Justin Timberlake sang his new bride Jessica Biel down the aisle with a special song. That’s really nice and all, but we think it would have been so much more hilarious if he had sang one of his classic songs instead. After all, Justin and Jessica are total jokesters — a couple of their friends recorded a video featuring homeless people around Los Angeles wishing the couple well — hilarious! So we’ve compiled a list of wedding song alternatives.
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Hey-o! Justin Timberlake is really excited to be married to Jessica Biel! Here he is jumping for joy on the cover of People magazine, which paid the couple a handsome $300K for the exclusive wedding album (on stands Friday). Now, what do we think of Jessica’s frothy pink dress? I happen to think it’s too pink, though I’m totally a fan of non-white wedding gowns. Also, nice photobomb, Britney! [People]
So, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married today, and they are both really pretty and talented (okay, he’s really talented, and she’s really pretty). But you know what? We can’t get a boner up for this. They might just be the most dull celeb couple ever. Timberlake called his lady “a really, really, really special person,” which is nice, you know? But also so dispassionate-sounding. I mean, longterm, this probably bodes well for their marriage, but who among us wasn’t secretly hoping that JT would eventually get back together with Britney Spears? Now that’s passion. [People]