Tag Archives: justin timberlake

Listen To Justin Timberlake’s Curiously Named New Single “Take Back The Night”

Not Too Shabby, JT!

Noted women’s rights activist and ex-Curly Girl Justin Timberlake has released the full single off the forthcoming second half of the 20/20 Experience. Having teased us on Wednesday with a brief 30 second snippet of his poorly titled single “Take Back The Night,” Timberlake unleashed the full version of the new single, which meanders along nicely, with Michael Jackson-inspired synths, a spoken word interlude and lots of upper-register pleading to “take back the night!” Is this Justin’ coming out as an ally? Not quite! It seems JT was just informed of the internationally-known sexual assault awareness campaign the same name, and released the following statement: Keep reading »

Justin's Wedding Song
Instead of writing a new song for his wedding, he should have sang... Read More »
Justin's 2-Part Album
JT is releasing a second CD of "20/20" experience. Read More »
JT As Daddy Warbucks?
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake and Brad Pitt have are both up for "Annie" role. Read More »

An Open Letter To The New Movie “Adore” (Which Is Eerily Similar To That Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake Song “Mother Lover”)

8 Types Of Mothers
...and the issues they gave you! Read More »
Unwanted Dick pics to mom
Trevor and Sarah dick pic
Woman sends a guy's unsolicited dick pics to his mother. Read More »
Naomi And Liev
Can we join them on date night next time? Read More »
SS: Naomi Watts
Cop Naomi's chic airport look! Read More »
Adore- trailer

Dear the movie “Adore,” starring Naomi Watts and Robin Wright,

Let me start by saying that I’m not here as another social media troll who just wants to make fun of your semi-absurd plot. That would just be too easy. I know that you didn’t just turn the satirical “Mother Lover” into a pouty, melodramatic screenplay. After all, I just Googled that your director is French and your writer is British, so they could have been clueless to its existence. However, because we are friends here, I feel it’s only fair to warn you that you’re going to eat a lot of shit for this. I mean, a lot.

You see, if you’ve been on planet Earth lately, you know that the “Saturday Night Live” music video starring Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake went viral a few years back. In it, they don bad ’80s garb and monstrous chin straps while cheering on each other on their crooning quest for mother loving. Keep reading »

Justin Timberlake Teases Stupidly Named New Single

  • Justin Timberlake has released a teaser video about his upcoming new single, which is weirdly titled “Take Back The Night.” Do you think he knows about the international anti-sexual assault events of the same name? [Celebuzz]
  • Totally weird and random thing I learned today: Tupac Shakur (RIP!) had one testicle! [College Candy]
  • Kanye West is mad and sad that the video for “Black Skinhead” was leaked before it was ready. What, he wanted to make his CGI cock even bigger? [Hello Beautiful] Keep reading »

Justin Timberlake’s Explicit “Tunnel Vision” Music Video: Boobs, Boobs Everywhere

Justin Timberlake's Explicit "Tunnel Vision" Music Video: Boobs, Boobs Everywhere
Damn, Justin!

If conservative moms and diehard feminists thought Robin Thicke’s was sexist for featuring naked ladies prancing around on camera, wait until they get a load of Justin Timberlake’s NSFW music video for “Tunnel Vision.”

The racy clip, which dropped Wednesday, features the fully-clothed crooner belting out his third single off The 20/20 Experience while three topless females contort to the music, letting their uncensored breasts all hang out.

At one point, footage of Timberlake’s frequent collaborator Timbaland – who is also dressed for the duration of the near-seven minute clip — is super-imposed on the dancers’ bodies. Read more on Celebuzz…

Justin Timberlake’s Meowing Cats Are The New Screaming Goats

"Suit & MEOW!"

Are you over screaming goats yet? It’s okay, neither are we. But in the event that you’d like a new hilarious animal sound/pop song mashup, we present to you Justin Timberlake’s “Suit & Tie” with kitten backup singers. Who knew JTims sounded so much like an angry cat? [HyperVocal]

Goats Yelling Like Humans
goats yelling
The video that started it all. Read More »
Justin's 2-Part Album
JT is releasing a second CD of "20/20" experience. Read More »
Screaming Goat Vids
The ten best screaming goat music videos. Watch »

12 Celebs Who Are Maybe As Enamored With Ryan Gosling As I Am

The Goservention
Amelia's addiction to Ryan Gosling must be stopped. Read More »
Ryan's Hiatus
We have five ideas for how he could spend his time off -- in GIFs! Read More »

But not quite, of course. Sure, I ran 12 city blocks — in heels — to stand next to him in front of Whole Foods. Yeah, I’m working on a rom-com screenplay about my crush on him. And I definitely am alone in having to suffer through a Goservention. But still, it has come to my attention that I — okay, and tens of thousands of regular folks — am not the only one who has a major boner for Ryan Gosling. Quite a few celebrities — including otherwise straight men — have a special place in their hearts (and spank banks) for the Gos. Read on for some unadulterated Gosling worship… Keep reading »

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular