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Meet “Just-In Beaver,” The Justin Bieber Sex Toy

240 Sex Dolls
These creepy people own 240 sex dolls just for company. Read More »
Sex Dolls Sell Coffee
Cumberland Farms hired some sex dolls to shill their coffee drinks. Read More »
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Whether you’re a sugar daddy or a 14-year-old girl, you are probably pretty excited that Justin Bieber exists. But since chances are slim you’ll ever get to run your paws through his silky hair, you’ll have to be content with “Just-In Beaver,” the Justin Bieber sex doll. He’s got two “love holes” and an “inflatable cock.” Here’s hoping he’s washable, too. Just-In Beaver is on sale for the bargain price of $25.56, so get him while he lasts. (Seeing as he just turned 18, I don’t suspect he lasts very long.)

Justin Bieber’s Twitter ‘Blackmail’ Stunt Is A Ridiculous Publicity Hoax

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For those who have been following every mesmerizing detail in the ongoing drama of Justin Bieber’s stolen electronics, I surely don’t need to inform you about the latest shocking developments — but for anyone who’s just tuning in, I sure hope you didn’t pay for the full seat. Because you are only going to need the edge!!!!

Ahem. What, multiple exclamation points don’t make it more interesting? FINE. Anyway, here’s the scoop so far: Bieber had his laptop and camera ripped off during a show this week, he intrigued gossipmongers by tweeting that he was pissed because of the “personal footage” the thief had taken, then a rather dirty nude photo began circulating that some said was of Bieber (and most others debunked as being a fake).

The latest? He’s being blackmailed by an anonymous Twitter user who claims to have the stolen data. According to “@gexwy,” if Bieber doesn’t cave to his demands before noon TODAY, that “personal footage” is going to be leaked to the world. OMG!!!!!!!! Read more…

The 4 Kinds Of Twitter Reactions To Justin Bieber’s Leaked Nude Photos

You’ve probably heard by now that Amelia did some extensive research and the Justin Bieber leaked nude pics are fake. Too bad, because I have been enjoying following the reactions on Twitter. Sometimes the best part of a celebrity scandal are the fan tweets that follow. In the case of the alleged JBiebs nakey pics, reactions tend to fall into one of four categories: lovers, haters, respecters, and the deeply conflicted. Click through to see some of the best reactions on the Twitterverse.

Justin Bieber Nude Pics?
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They're fake! Read More »

Justin Bieber, Ryan Gosling, Celine Dion & Avril Lavigne Are Cousins, Eh?

Bieber Naked Pics?
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Calm down. There's nothing legit ... yet. Read More »
Lindsay Vs. Dina
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Cops were called over an early morning brawl. Read More »
Hugging It Out
Dina and Lindsay got over their fight rather quick. Read More »
  • Canadians are all related, which means you can’t sleep with Ryan Gosling without also sharing DNA with Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, and Avril Lavigne. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • The full transcript for Lindsay Lohan’s call to her dad Michael, following her fight with mom Dina, is now online! [“The Houstons: On Our Own” reality show trailer is here starring Bobbi Kristina Brown coping after her mom’s death by getting loved up by her adopted brother.  [Uptown Magazine]
  • A new unauthorized biography claims that Elizabeth Taylor banged Ronald Reagan as a teenager and once had a three-way with President John F. Kennedy and the actor Robert Stack. Go you, Liz! [Express UK]

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Calm Down, Everyone! Justin Bieber Naked Photos Have Not Leaked … Yet

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Good evening. Moments ago, Ami texted to alert me to a rumor she heard about Justin Bieber naked pics leaking onto the internet today. Sighing, I turned off the burners on my stove. Dinner can wait, I thought. I must get to the bottom of this immediately! So, I did some Googling and here is what I’ve found out… Keep reading »

5 Dumbest Justin Bieber Fan Blogs

Are you a Belieber with some basic HTML skills? Well, then you should join the millions of teen girls (along with a few creepy guys) and start your very own Justin Bieber fan blog! You’ll be able to keep your friends, family and the authorities posted on your unhealthy obsession with the young celebrity! Here are the five dumbest Justin Bieber fan blogs.  Read more…

Man-strosity! Justin Bieber Breaks Out His Canadian Tuxedo

Justin's Pap Brawl
The singer lost his cool on a paparazzo outside an L.A. mall. Read More »
Justin's First Kiss
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Even pop stars can have awkward first kisses. Read More »
Selena's Justin Tat
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Selena Gomez has a (fake!) tattoo of Justin's name. Read More »
Bieber & Mariah Flirt
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Justin Bieber flirted with Mariah Carey in a new Christmas video. Read More »

There are only very few ways that you can get away with wearing denim on denim. Lauryn Hill in the video for “Everything Is Everything” comes to mind… Keep reading »

Well Played: Selena Gomez Wears This Season’s Baroque Trend Like A Pro

Well Played: Leslie
What's your summer dress go-to? Read More »
Well Played: J. Lo
We're loving J. Lo's stripey style. Read More »
Well Played: Kate
The new mom wowed in this Atelier Versace gown. Read More »
Well Played: Anne
Hey, it's weirdo Anne Heche looking fab in white! Read More »

Is it just me, or is Selena Gomez looking oh-so-lovely in this fall’s ubiquitous brocade? I’m hardly a teenybopper (at least I hope not) and my tolerance for all things Justin Bieber is minimal at best, but even I have to admit that Selena looks, well, kind of incredible in this Dolce & Gabbana dress and strappy stilettos. Un-beliebable, if you will. Oh my god, I am the worst.

Justin Bieber Is Hot, Ready And Legal — Plus, Halle Berry Injured On Set!

Biebs A Butt Man
Justin Bieber extols the wonders of Nicki Minaj's badonkadonk. Read More »
Justin's Pap Brawl
The singer lost his cool on a paparazzo outside an L.A. mall. Read More »
Named His Penis
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Justin Bieber's penis actually has its own name. Read More »
"Boyfriend" Video!
We might be a wee bit obsessed with Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" video. Read More »
  • Justin Bieber is on the cover of Rolling Stone and his “Hot Ready Legal” cover line is the exact same one used back in 2004 for Lindsay Lohan. Hopefully those three words are not cursed. [Gosisp Cop]
  • Halle Berry was rushed to the hospital last night after suffering a head injury on the set of her new film, “The Hive,” but later released.  [TMZ]
  • Death Cab For Cutie’s Ben Gibberd will release his first solo album called “Former Lives.” [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Kim Kardashian’s soon-to-be-ex Kris Humphries is snark-tweeting her new boyfriend Kanye West, like the mature adult that he is. [PopCrush]
  • Dita Von Teese has pretty good taste in cars. [Jalopnik] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Is A Butt Man, Likes Nicki Minaj’s

On Justin's Virginity
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The pop star's sex life isn't hashed over like female pop stars his age. Read More »

“I think I’m a butt guy. I just like butts. I’m attracted to them … Do I have any favorites? Nicki Minaj has got a nice one.”

– Justin Bieber gives a shout out to Nicki Minaj’s booty in Q Magazine. Not surprising considering he’s admitted to crushing on Beyonce and Kim Kardashian in the past, both well endowed in the booty department. But now that he’s Selena Gomez’s boyfriend, it might have been wise of him to mention her butt as his favorite. At least, if he intends to keep her. [Entertainment Wise]