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What We Missed: Sexy Language Barriers, Going Bare-Faced & Bieber’s Dead Hamster Trends On Twitter

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I’m baaaaaack! Did you miss me? In this week’s episode of What We Missed, I break out my Google Translation app in order to discuss the perks of having a major language barrier when romancing someone. For example, you’re forced to really listen to each other. Also, we reflect on the death of Justin Bieber’s hamster, mostly to mourn the downfall of society that such a thing is even a Twitter trending topic and to rail against people (celebs and commoners alike) who adopt/buy animals when they’re not fully prepared to care for them. (Also, I reveal my own crazy super fan past!) And lastly, we chat about recent stats about when women finally go makeup-free in front of new boyfriends. Personally, I go barefaced pretty early, but totally sneak out of bed in the morning to brush my teeth before he wakes up. I put off exposing him to my morning breath for as long as possible! Watch the episode above and share your thoughts on all these stories in the comments!

Justin Bieber Blames His Breakdown On The Gym

  • Justin Bieber is not having a breakdown, he’s just been hitting the gym too hard. Yeah. I hate when I work out too much and find myself completely spiraling out of control. That’s the worst. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • It’s only March, but there are already so many celebrity escandalos! Make sure you’re up on them. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Victoria Beckham’s days of looking like an Oompa Loompa are over. [Huffington Post Style] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Cancels Show In Portugal

Justin Attacks Paps
Justin Bieber lost it on a paparazzo. Read More »
Justin's Gas Mask
Why is Justin Bieber walking around in a gas mask? Read More »
Late To His Concert
Justin Bieber concert
Justin Bieber arrived two hours late to his own concert. Read More »
Catfight?
Who else would really like to see a Justin Bieber/Back Keys catfight? Read More »
  • The Justin Bieber Meltdown continues: he cancelled a show tomorrow night in Portugal due to “unforeseen circumstances.” Last week the Biebs lost it on paparazzi and showed up two hours late to his own concert in London. It might be time for a vacation (or rehab, or whatever it is celebrities call it). [MTV News]
  • Meanwhile, his ex Selena Gomez and her girl friends posted a video on YouTube dancing to the song “Everybody Knows (Your Boyfriend Is A Douchebag).” Harsh.  [TMZ]
  • The Amanda Bynes Meltdown also continues, this time with blonde wigs. [Dlisted]
  • Adele’s supposedly been booked 10 months in advance for Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday bash. [Black Book Mag]
  • Elle Macpherson is engaged to her billionaire boyfriend Jeffrey Soffer. Damn. Another billionaire off the market.  [US Weekly] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Spins The Downward Spiral Wheel, Loses It On A Photographer In London Friday Morning

Justin's Overalls
He only wore one strap. Read More »
Justin Bieber Nude Pics?
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Justin & Selena Split
Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up. Read More »

I’m pretty sure it’s official: Justin Bieber is losing it. After passing out during a concert last night, then tweeting a shirtless photo of himself in the hospital shortly thereafter, Justin had what sounds to me like a bit of a meltdown in London this morning. And it all got caught on video. Justin hopped out of his SUV and lunged at a paparazzo, screaming “I’ll fucking beat the fuck out of you!” as his handlers attempt to restrain him. At first this news kind of delighted me, because I love a good celebrity mental decline, and all the signs are there — the fainting, the gas mask, the suspicious lateness, The Black Keys altercation, the butt-baring Instagram photos, the rumored sizzurp — but then I watched the video and felt pretty awful. The photog is really, really fucking nasty, and Biebs and his crew look exhausted. It’s easy to forget that the kid is 19 and super-sensitive and impressionable, and it seems like he might be Lohan-ing a little bit. Sad. I would not want to be Justin Bieber, that’s for sure. [Gossip Cop] [Photo: FameFlynet]

Caption This Photo Contest: Why Is Justin Bieber Walking Around In A Gas Mask?

Justin & Selena Split
Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up. Read More »
Justin's Overalls
He only wore one strap. Read More »
Justin Bieber Sex Toy
justin bieber sex toy
The "Just-In Beaver" has two "love holes" for your enjoyment. Read More »

Over the weekend and this past Wednesday night, The Notorious J.J. Biebs was seen attempting to evade ferocious fans and paparazzi by donning a gas mask. If there’s one thing that makes it obvious you’re trying to evade your fans and paparazzi it’s wearing a gas mask, right? In any case, this photo, taken as Bieber Fever Patient Zero was leaving Mr. Chows in London, is just begging for your creative caption. So tell us, what’s happening to good ol’ Justin B. here?

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Justin Bieber Arrives Two Hours Late To His Own Concert

Catfight?
Who else would really like to see a Justin Bieber/Back Keys catfight? Read More »
"Yellow Raincoat"
Is Justin's new song about Selena Gomez or condoms? Read More »
  • Justin Bieber showed up two hours late for his concert in London last night. Fans had to listen to Michael Jackson tunes the entire time. Can’t we all just agree now he is such an asshole? [BBC]
  • Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are supposedly getting hitched in Hawaii in just a few weeks. [Express UK]
  • No. Just no. Someone gave Michael Vick a new puppy. [TMZ]
  • Allison Pill from “The Newsroom” and fiancé Jay Baruchel have called off their engagement. [US Weekly] Keep reading »

Well Played: Selena Gomez Kills It In This Edgy Pantsuit

Spring Breakers Trailer
Watch James Franco creep on a bunch of teenage girls. Read More »
"Yellow Raincoat"
Is Justin's new song about Selena Gomez or condoms? Read More »
James Sings Selena
It's the return of the Francopocalypse! Read More »
Selena Tries Chola
The starlet explores her Latina side. Read More »

Selena Gomez is 20 now, right? And the expiration date on her devil’s pact with Disney has passed, right? Okay, good. So that means it’s fine, and totally legal, to say that she looks insanely hot wearing this Atelier Versace pantsuit at the “Spring Breakers” premiere in Germany. This look is the perfect combination of fashion-y “girl hot” (it’s a gold-embellished pinstripe pantsuit) and “guy hot” (that, uh, sternum is pretty killer). Selena is freakin’ gorgeous, and I can’t wait to see what she does sans Bieber. I mean, poor Justin. At least he has sizzurp (and his boys “Lil Za” and “Lil Twist”) to keep him warm at night.

Who Else Would Really Like To See A Justin Bieber/Black Keys Catfight?

Justin Bieber Sex Toy
justin bieber sex toy
The "Just-In Beaver" has two "love holes" for your enjoyment. Read More »
Justin Bieber Nude Pics?
Justin Bieber photo
They're fake! Read More »
Black Keys Vs Nickelback
The Black Keys hate Nickelback. Like, a lot. Read More »

DRAMZ ALERT! Apparently, ever-charming Black Keys member Patrick Carney said some sort of disparaging comments about Justin Bieber (Patrick Carney, you should probably get a hobby or something), lambasting young Biebs for not winning any Grammys. “Grammys are for like music, not for money … and he’s making a lot of money,” Carney said to TMZ backstage at the Grammys. “He should be happy.” Except, this being Justin Bieber, a small bit of dried mayonnaise crust on the cultural sandwich of America, he was not happy. In response, he tweeted, “the black keys drummer should be slapped around haha.” Well, J.Biebs, you could probably hire your fellow Grammy-ignored buddy Chris Brown to do that.

In the meantime, Biebs’ frightening roiling hormone army, the Beliebers, have taken to tweeting at young Patrick. Enjoy the tweets after the jump!

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An Affair Selena Gomez Would Like To Forget: Bieber and Rihanna

Justin & Selena Split
Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up. Read More »
Justin Bieber Nude Pics?
Justin Bieber photo
They're fake! Read More »
Chris & Rihanna Back On?
And having bathroom sex? Read More »
  • The reason Selena Gomez ended relationship with Justin Bieber: Rihanna!  Makes you question Rihanna’s taste in men, right? (Also, this picture was taken many years ago … but it is still how we imagine The Biebs in our  mind.) [Life & Style Weekly]
  • The Grammy’s has finally caught up to fact that the night is not just about music but also outrageous outfits (i.e. Lady Gaga decked out in meat).  This year they have released a hilarious “Wardrobe Advisory” to preempt malfunctions. And, um, smells. [Crushable]
  • 30 fun facts you didn’t know about Tina Fey. [Complex] Keep reading »

15 Celebs Getting Felt Up

It looks Justin Bieber is adapting to single life quite nicely. This week, he got to second base with a fan at a Florida meet-and-greet. Or maybe he was just squeezing her boob to help prevent breast cancer. How gentlemanly of him! Either way, the girl appears to be enjoying it very much. I hope Selena Gomez was out grabbing a penis somewhere. [ONTD]

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