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America, This Is The State Of Dude Fashion In 2012

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The "Just-In Beaver" has two "love holes" for your enjoyment. Read More »
Dude Looks: Bold Socks
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Dude Looks: Tweed Jackets
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Justin Bieber, Psy, Ed Sheeran and a Bieber lookalike by the name of Austin Mahone all attended the Hot 99.5 Jingle Ball in DC last night. And all were, predictably, dressed like total idiots. Although we give Bieber a few extra points for layering with a T-shirt adorned with cat faces, overall, we give the dude fashion for the night a resounding thumbs down. Maybe it’s because I’m 100 years old, but I don’t understand the Bieber tendency to dress as if you are actually 7-feet tall, in faux-distressed denim, kitted out with oversized hats and (pet peeve times a million) sunglasses indoors.

Check out the rest of the offenders after the jump…

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Chart: Justin Bieber Singlehandedly Attempts To Bring Back The One-Strap Overall Trend

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Justin Bieber Nude Pics?
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Bieber & Mariah Flirt
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Justin Bieber flirted with Mariah Carey in a new Christmas video. Read More »

Justin Bieber, guys. He’s everywhere — breaking up and then getting back together with Selena Gomez, winning American Music Awards and stuff. And just this weekend, the Biebs met with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Haper to receive the Diamond Jubilee Medal, which we can only assume is a gold foil chocolate diamond swimming in maple syrup, because Canada. Bieber decided that meeting a head of state — and especially a Canadian one — required the most formal dress he could muster: a one-strap overall ensemble, replete with backwards cap. Knowing that he was sure to rile the delicate sensibilities of lumberjacks in Saskatchewan (most underrated province if you ask me), Bieber even Tweeted: “I met the Prime Minister in overalls lol. I hope you hate my style.” That bitch is crazy!

With that in mind, we’ve created this definite timeline of the one-strap overalls fashion trend. It’s really very simple Check it out after the jump.

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Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Spotted Back Together, Twitter Mysteriously Goes Down

OMG you guys, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, will the dramz ever end?! Just days after the couple announced the acrimonious end of their two-year relationship (longer than any relationship I’ve ever had, FYI), thanks to JBiebs flirting with a bunch of Victoria’s Secret models twice his height, word is, they’re back together. All it apparently took to fan the fires of lust again was Justin’s performance at the American Music Awards; the young lovers were spotted hanging out at an AMA afterparty Sunday night. And the Beliebers, who refer to this couple as Jelena, have so many feelings about it. Which might be why Twitter mysteriously went out for a moment this morning — as everyone tweeted their thoughts and feelings.

So what’s the Belieber consensus? If only it were that easy…

Justin & Selena Split
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up. Read More »
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On Justin's Virginity
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The pop star's sex life isn't hashed over like female pop stars his age. Read More »

Well Played: Selena Gomez Steps Out Post-Bieber

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Following in Eva Longoria’s stylish post-breakup footsteps, Selena Gomez was spotted in New York looking fabulous a week after her traumatic split with Justin Bieber (who was reportedly treating the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show as an exercise in scantily clad speed dating). I’m loving the 70′s vibe of her shearling-lined denim jacket, trendy oxblood jeans, and sexy, slouchy boots. She looks cute, casual, and ready to move on with a hopefully less-douchey dude. You go, girl.  [Photo: Splash News]

Love Is Dead: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Break Up

Sexting Vanessa?
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Justin Bieber reportedly sexted Vanessa Hudgens while dating Selena Gomez. Read More »
Trouble In Paradise?
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Breakup rumors have been dogging Selena and Justin for a year now. Read More »
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  • It’s finally happened: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have split. She broke up with him one week ago over “some trust issues.” He rebounded rather quickly: gossip sites say he asked multiple models for their phone numbers at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last week. “He was hitting on girls all day,” a source told Page Six. Ugh, Biebs. [People, Hollywood Life]
  • 20 facts about Barbara Palvin, the Victoria’s Secret model who Justin Bieber went to go see “The Lion King” with on Broadway last week, right after his split from Selena Gomez. [The Gloss]
  • Even Mary Kate Olsen is creeped out by her decades-older boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy. [Evil Beet Gossip]

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Meet “Just-In Beaver,” The Justin Bieber Sex Toy

240 Sex Dolls
These creepy people own 240 sex dolls just for company. Read More »
Sex Dolls Sell Coffee
Cumberland Farms hired some sex dolls to shill their coffee drinks. Read More »
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Whether you’re a sugar daddy or a 14-year-old girl, you are probably pretty excited that Justin Bieber exists. But since chances are slim you’ll ever get to run your paws through his silky hair, you’ll have to be content with “Just-In Beaver,” the Justin Bieber sex doll. He’s got two “love holes” and an “inflatable cock.” Here’s hoping he’s washable, too. Just-In Beaver is on sale for the bargain price of $25.56, so get him while he lasts. (Seeing as he just turned 18, I don’t suspect he lasts very long.)

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