Before Daniel Craig came along, I could honestly give two craps about James Bond and his stupid 007. Sean Connery thinks that it’s okay to slap a woman, Pierce Brosnan seems kind of smarmy to me, and I have no clue who Roger Moore or Timothy Dalton is. But then I heard rumors of a darker, meaner, SEXIER Bond and I was totally intrigued. And my instinct was right. I’m just gonna say it, Bond Nerds — Daniel Craig is the best Bond since Connery. In fact, I think he is better. Go ahead, crucify me, but before you do that, here’s all the info I could dig up on the British heartthrob. Keep reading »
Jude Law circa Gattaca was so hot I would have given my left breast if he’d just feel up my right one. Dapper, charismatic, and as sexy as his movies are long, Law of course broke the rules of romance and my heart. When he cheated on his fiance with the nanny, I felt cheated too, betrayed. How could my dreamboat be such a bastard?! Jude’s real life bad behavior made him look just that. Suddenly my superstar crush was super undesirable as he morphed in to a fugly philanderer. And you know his cheating crime snowballed with his ex-fiance Sienna Miller, who dumped her fiance Rhys Ifans and housebroke with Balthazar Getty. It’s a trail of tears! And now my movie star idolatry is Law-less. After my fine guy fantasy turned ugly, I just can’t seem to find him attractive anymore, even in his new ad campaign (above). So tell me, ladies, does a celebrity’s bad behavior make you find them less attractive? Keep reading »
This morning Catherine and I were talking about Gossip Girl and how we find the guy who plays Dan really unattractive due to his annoying mouth and weird walk. Then we started going off about all the seemingly “hot” guys out there that everyone oohs and ahhs over that we really think are gross and came up with a short list of ones we agreed upon.
5. Orlando Bloom Have you ever seen him in Troy, that atrocious Brad Pitt movie? He plays the biggest wimpy turd. Honestly, thinking about him in the role, and how convincing he was, makes my stomach turn. Plus, look at that pube ‘stache. Barf.
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Yeah, I know. Guys in Ray-Ban Wayfarers are not a trend. But guys in TORTOISE SHELL Wayfarers should be. All the dudes are either wearing the black ones, or the white ones, or the red ones, which have a very hipstery vibe. But this weekend, my feef tried on a pair of the tortoise shell ones and my god did he look like a hot piece of country club ass. And I mean that in a good way. [Ray-Ban] Keep reading »
The Times U.K. just released its awesomely nerdy list of the “50 Best Movie Robots”. As we geeked out and combed through the nominations, we found our human senses drooling. Sure, a bunch of them are programmed to kill, but theyâ€™re still pretty damn sexy. Maybe itâ€™s all the sculpted metal, maybe itâ€™s because they have bodies that just wonâ€™t quit — or perhaps we just have that weak mortal need to reason. While your man may think heâ€™s dragging you along to watch his fave sci-fi/action flicks, we know your secret — thereâ€™s always an eyeful for the ladies too. In homage to manly machines, after the jump are The Friskyâ€™s “Top Five RWLH’s (Robots Weâ€™d Like to Hump)”.
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