Jude Law is an accomplished actor, infamous cheater, impregnator of some random model in Florida, and now, a fruit thrower. Law has been performing onstage in “Hamlet” in New York City recently and he rented an apartment in downtown Manhattan. It just so happens his swank bachelor pad is right next to an NYU freshman dormitory, Hayden Hall, with a balcony in full view of the students. An incredible crib like this probably rents for close to $10,000 a month (no, I’m not kidding), which would explain why Law got pissy when freshmen called out to him from their bedroom windows.

“I think that would be a completely ridiculous assumption considering the way that man has conducted himself recently. That’s all I’m saying.”

—Savannah Miller on rumors that her sister Sienna is back together with her ex, Jude Law, who famously cheated on her with his children’s nanny. [Telegraph U.K.]

• Samantha Burke has released the DNA results proving Jude Law is the father of her baby. [Starpulse]—Will he learn his lesson now?
• Christina Hendricks married fiancé Geoffrey Arend at Il Buco restaurant in New York on Sunday. [People]
• Usher reportedly had to call the police on Tameka Foster not once, but twice because he caught her scratching his car and then she wouldn’t leave his property. [Dlisted]—Somewhere his mom is shaking her head, saying, “I told you so!”

Jude Law isn’t buying silver rattles for Samantha Burke’s baby just yet. The unknown model/actress says that the babe is his, but rumor has it Jude doesn’t want to meet the child until he’s seen the results of a paternity test and knows it’s his. Also, maybe he wants to feel like he’s on an episode of “The Jerry Springer Show”? According to a source, “If [Jude] is the father he will meet his obligations to the child. He’s hoping for an early chance to establish that he is genuinely her dad.” The father of three allegedly paid for Burke’s antenatal care as a kind gesture—not as admittance to fatherhood. [Holy Moly]

But Jude’s not the only one in Hollywood questioning his fatherdom. Here’s a look at five other cases.

In theory, the combination of Jude Law, leather, and Russian accents could actually turn you on. But what’s more likely is that it will make you laugh. We told you about “Rage”—a film directed by Sally Potter about a Russian supermodel named Minx (played in drag by Mr. Law) and other kooky characters from the fashion world—back in July. But now we know you can watch it entirely online at Babelgum in a seven-part series. We haven’t had a chance to take time away from our busy blogging schedules to watch it yet, but the cast alone is a recipe for success—there’s a fashion critic played by Judi Dench, Steve Buscemi the photographer, as well as Lily Cole, Eddie Izzard, and John Leguizamo.

Hopefully, your internet won’t go out mid-showing, because then you’d be raging against the machine. (Sorry. We couldn’t help it.) [Babelgum.com via Popwatch]

September 23rd is a big birthday for three new Tinseltown tots. Ellen Pompeo, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Jude Law’s baby mama, Samantha Burke, all popped out little girls today. Burke reportedly named her daughter Sophia, Gellar and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. named their daughter Charlotte Grace, and Pompeo and husband Chris Ivery named their little one Stella Luna. Now, which one will go on to date Sparrow James Midnight Madden?

UPDATE: You know, sometimes a gal gets so excited about babies being born that she doesn’t actually pay close attention to the details. All three babies had their births announced on Sept. 23rd, but were not actually born on those days. Sophia was born the night of 9/22, Charlotte Grace was born last Saturday, 9/19, and Stella Luna was born on 9/15. My bad.

Personally, I’m pretty excited about Guy Ritchie‘s upcoming “Sherlock Holmes” flick, starring Roberty Downey Jr. and Jude Law. From the preview, it looks pretty intense and I’m into the ninja thing that Sherlock has going on. But I became even more intrigued when Robert Downey Jr., said in an interview this week that in the movie, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are gay lovers. Downey Jr., who plays Sherlock, said that he and Dr. Watson (aka Jude) are “...two men who happen to be roommates, wrestle a lot and share a bed. It’s bad-ass.” [Metro UK]

My Dearest Jude Law,

It was only a few years ago that I was pining after your sexy European bod. You were smart, sly, and so appealing. But now, that sultry smile that once got me all hot and bothered now looks more like a pervy grin. And you kinda just seem like a douchey losertron. You may be trying to win me back by playing Watson in “Sherlock Holmes,” but to tell you the truth, you may have fallen so far from grace that it’s just not possible. You’re like the male Lindsay Lohan.

After the jump, a look at Jude’s short Up and very long Down.

And the winner is … Samantha Burke! The media didn’t really see this coming yesterday. When it was announced that Jude Law had fathered a fourth child and the mother was seven-months pregnant, everyone backtracked to last December when Law was filming “Sherlock Holmes” opposite Rachel McAdams. Reportedly, McAdam’s sister, Kayleen is pregnant and the puzzle pieces seemed to fit together perfectly. Makeup artist Kayleen wasn’t working on the “Sherlock Holmes” set, but was supposedly introduced to Jude and the two allegedly hooked up. But alas she is no longer in the running to be his next baby mama.

So who is this woman who’s carrying the next Spawn of Jude Law?

• The unidentified mother of Jude Law‘s fourth child could be “Home Improvement” reject Samantha Burke. There are also rumors that Kayleen McAdams, little sister of Rachel McAdams, could be the mother. [Dlisted]—How many women has this guy hooked up with unprotected in the last seven months? The world may never know.
• Joshua and Anna Duggar have revealed the name of the latest edition to their always growing family—Mackynzie Renee. [People]—So does this mean all their children will have “M” names?

• Jude Law has been advised by an unidentified woman that his fourth child is due in the fall of this year. He had a “relationship” with her last year, but they’re no longer involved. [Hollywood Insider]—He intends to support the child he fathers, but wouldn’t life have been much easier if he had wrapped it up?
• Kenny Chesney is blasting a tabloid rumor that Jessica Simpson flirted with him in front of Tony Romo on July 4, which was days before the couple’s split.—[People]—Now that was nice of him to come to Jessica’s defense. Hopefully, he’s not one of those people who can’t tell when someone is flirting.
• Kim Kardashian thanked fans for their “love and support” and added that she’s doing “OK” after her breakup with Reggie Bush. [Us Weekly]

There is a new fashion movie coming out on September 24th. It is called “RAGE.” It looks full-on ridiculous. With the aid of many colored backdrops and pseudo-deep statements from interviewees at the scene, a blogger working in a New York fashion house records the events surrounding a murder. Starring the likes of a tranny-fied Jude Law, model Lily Cole (still attempting to act!), Judi Dench being generally awesome, and Steve Buscemi making you feel skeevy, the thing is jam-packed with celebrities you never wanted to see together in one movie. Check out the trailer above and what we loved about it, after the jump…

Action packed and star studded, even the trailer sells a new concept for an old hero. Guy Ritchie promised a new take on “Sherlock Holmes,” and he delivers by casting Robert Downey Jr. as Holmes, Rachel McAdams as bad girl Irene Adler, and Jude Law as sidekick Watson.  Yes, you heard right, Jude Law is playing bumbling sidekick Watson. Wouldn’t he have been a better fit for the brooding and mysterious crime solver? Whatever, he’s definitely still got our attention. “Sherlock Holmes” makeover is revealed in previews that show him in shirtless boxing matches and handcuffed to a bed naked, but the whole cast insists this is deeply rooted in the original description of the character. If this sounds just a little too heavy for you, the good news is that “Borat” and “Bruno”‘s Sasha Baron Cohen is in talks to star in a comedic version of “Sherlock Holmes” alongside Will Ferrell. These two haven’t been paired up since “Talledega Nights,” but we all remember how that turned out! Guess we’ll just have to wait and see which couple is going to make the best crime fighting duo. Trailer, after the jump… [Sherlock Holmes Movie]

Terry Gilliam is an out there director—he’s the one behind “12 Monkeys” and “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.” His newest flick, “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus,” premiered at Cannes on Friday. Heath Ledger was originally the star, and filming was about halfway done when…well, you know. Gilliam decided to rework the role so that Heath shares it with Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law. Hello, hot back-ups!

“Imaginarium” involves a deal with a devil, which allows people to go through a magical mirror and explore their imaginations. Uh, strange? Obviously, we wish it could have been Heath the whole way through, but we figured we’d take a look at the three megastars who filled in at the last minute.  And while it’s tempting to just throw all three of these guys in the “shag” column and walk away, here’s how we’d divide ‘em up…