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Nikki Ferrell And Juan Pablo Galavis Are Over

Nikki Ferrell has dumped former “Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis! Rejoice! Yesterday, Ferrell unfollowed Galavis on social media and posted this cryptic quote on Instagram: “Isn’t it pathetic how we…

Claire Hannum |

“Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis Is Terrible, But Let’s Stop Taking It Out On Nikki Ferrell

“There’s definitely a culture barrier that people don’t understand. In Latin culture, there are many words you can say to a woman to tell her that you care about her:…

Claire Hannum |

Juan Pablo Galavis Still Hasn’t Told “Bachelor” Winner Nikki Ferrell That He Loves Her

“Bachelor” winner Nikki Ferrell and Worst “Bachelor” Ever Juan Pablo Galavis are starring on VH1’s “Couples Therapy,” and in the first episode, Nikki says Juan Pablo still hasn’t told…

Claire Hannum |

Source: Clare Crawley Wasn’t Picked To Be “The Bachelorette” Because She Had Sex With Juan Pablo

Fucking Juan Pablo in the ocean really screwed Clare: a source tells the blog Hollywood Life that she was in consideration to be “The Bachelorette,” but they were afraid…

Jessica Wakeman |

It Takes A Douche To Know A Douche: John Mayer Explains Juan Pablo

John Mayer revealed on Instagram that he owns a book which explains people’s facial expressions to ascertain their feelings. And John has helpfully referred to this “super dense esoterica”

Jessica Wakeman |

“Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis Made A YouTube Video Publicly Declaring He “Adores” Nikki Ferrell

Fresh of the disastrous season finale of “The Bachelor” and his appearance on “After the Final Rose,” douchenozzle Juan Pablo Galavis is kinda backtracking on his promise that he and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

“Bachelor” Jerk Juan Pablo Whines About Not Having Any Privacy

Giant man baby Juan Pablo is angry with “The Bachelor” producers, posting a picture of himself and this season’s winner Nikki on Instagram yesterday with a caption saying they

Jessica Wakeman |

The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night’s Finale Of “The Bachelor”

Normally, the two-hour finale of “The Bachelor” and the subsequent hour of “After the Final Rose” are bloated with filler scenes and not-at-all exciting revelations. Even though this season of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Last Night’s Big Fight On “The Bachelor” Basically Came Down To The Word “Default”

Well, “The Bachelor” has kind of duped me again. It’s my fault for thinking there was even a chance that last night’s “nightmare fantasy suite” episode would live up to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

4 Reasons Juan Pablo Galavis Is The Most Sexist, Slut-Shaming, Hypocritical “Bachelor” Ever

Welp, after 18 seasons of “The Bachelor” (and nine seasons of “The Bachelorette”), I think I might be ready to throw in the towel on the entire franchise. I know,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Juan Pablo Galavis Says Gay People Shouldn’t Be On “The Bachelor,” Kills My Girl Boner Forever

I was overjoyed when ABC picked Juan Pablo Galavis to be this season’s “Bachelor.” Finally, a “Bachelor” that I wanted to bang! But also, Juan Pablo seemed funny and sweet and charming,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

“The Bachelor” Coerces A Woman Into Getting Naked On Camera, While Another Has A Drunken Freakout

Dare I say it, but last night’s episode of “The Bachelor” — which I livetweet every week from The Frisky’s Twitter account — might have been the darkest episode in the show’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

“The Bachelor” Returns! Let’s Meet The 27 Women Vying For Juan Pablo’s Final Rose

Tonight, “The Bachelor” returns with super sexy Venezuelan single dad JUANNNNN PABLOOOOOOOO (I have to shout his name, I just have to, don’t question it) in the driver’s seat. So,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Hola, Juan Pablo: The New “Bachelor” Is Actually Someone I Want To Bang!

As has become tradition, last night, ABC announced that a cast member from Desiree Hartsock’s season of “The Bachelorette” would be the next “Bachelor.” I anticipated that this would be…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |