Posts tagged "juan pablo galavis"

Nikki Ferrell And Juan Pablo Galavis Are Over

Nikki Ferrell has dumped former "Bachelor" Juan Pablo Galavis! Rejoice! Yesterday, Ferrell unfollowed Galavis on social media and posted this cryptic quote on Instagram: "Isn't it pathetic how we waste so much time on certain people and i…
By: Claire Hannum / October 27, 2014

“Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis Is Terrible, But Let’s Stop Taking It Out On Nikki Ferrell

"There's definitely a culture barrier that people don't understand. In Latin culture, there are many words you can say to a woman to tell her that you care about her: falling in love, loving her, needing her. Those words might not have a translation in English. Te Quiero [I like you], Te Quiero Mucho [I…
By: Claire Hannum / October 15, 2014

Juan Pablo Galavis Still Hasn’t Told “Bachelor” Winner Nikki Ferrell That He Loves Her

"Bachelor" winner Nikki Ferrell and Worst "Bachelor" Ever Juan Pablo Galavis are starring on VH1's "Couples Therapy," and in the first episode, Nikki says Juan Pablo still hasn't told her he loves her yet. According to Juan Pablo, he hasn't said…
By: Claire Hannum / September 11, 2014

Source: Clare Crawley Wasn’t Picked To Be “The Bachelorette” Because She Had Sex With Juan Pablo

Fucking Juan Pablo in the ocean really screwed Clare: a source tells the blog Hollywood Life that she was in consideration to be "The Bachelorette," but they were afraid they would lose viewers over her sexual behavior. As you certainly remember, Clare snuck over to Juan Pablo's cabana one night and they had sex i…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 14, 2014

It Takes A Douche To Know A Douche: John Mayer Explains Juan Pablo

John Mayer revealed on Instagram that he owns a book which explains people's facial expressions to ascertain their feelings. And John has helpfully referred to this "super dense esoterica" to share his thoughts about Juan Pablo with us: "The Bachelor"'s YouTube-video-loving jerk demonstrates "contempt with some disgust, with a sadness brow."…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 13, 2014

“Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis Made A YouTube Video Publicly Declaring He “Adores” Nikki Ferrell

Fresh of the disastrous season finale of "The Bachelor" and his appearance on "After the Final Rose," douchenozzle Juan Pablo Galavis is kinda backtracking on his promise that he and final rose recipient Nikki Ferrell would be conducting their relationship privately. See,…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 13, 2014

“Bachelor” Jerk Juan Pablo Whines About Not Having Any Privacy

Giant man baby Juan Pablo is angry with "The Bachelor" producers, posting a picture of himself and this season's winner Nikki on Instagram yesterday with a caption saying they are finally "FREE." He has complained that producers gave him "no privacy" and "wanted to know too much about his personal life."…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 12, 2014

The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night’s Finale Of “The Bachelor”

Normally, the two-hour finale of "The Bachelor" and the subsequent hour of "After the Final Rose" are bloated with filler scenes and not-at-all exciting revelations. Even though this season of "The Bachelor" has been unlike any other, in that, you know, Juan Pablo Galavis is not fit to marry anyone and has been all-around terrible, I thought we…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 11, 2014

Last Night’s Big Fight On “The Bachelor” Basically Came Down To The Word “Default”

Well, "The Bachelor" has kind of duped me again. It's my fault for thinking there was even a chance that last night's "nightmare fantasy suite" episode would live up to the hype of the teasers, but alas, Andi did not break up with Juan Pablo because he tried to pull a switcheroo and…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 26, 2014

4 Reasons Juan Pablo Galavis Is The Most Sexist, Slut-Shaming, Hypocritical “Bachelor” Ever

Welp, after 18 seasons of "The Bachelor" (and nine seasons of "The Bachelorette"), I think I might be ready to throw in the towel on the entire franchise. I know, what took me so long? "The Bachelor" has always been a satisfying guilty pleasure, but this season, with the casting of Juan Pablo Galavis, I…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 4, 2014

Juan Pablo Galavis Says Gay People Shouldn’t Be On “The Bachelor,” Kills My Girl Boner Forever

I was overjoyed when ABC picked Juan Pablo Galavis to be this season's "Bachelor." Finally, a "Bachelor" that I wanted to bang! But also, Juan Pablo seemed funny and sweet and charming, and his status as a single dad to an adorable daughter…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 18, 2014

“The Bachelor” Coerces A Woman Into Getting Naked On Camera, While Another Has A Drunken Freakout

Dare I say it, but last night's episode of "The Bachelor" -- which I livetweet every week from The Frisky's Twitter account -- might have been the darkest episode in the show's history. Yes, I said "darkest." I mean, not "Sons of Anarchy" dark, but the episode was more depressing than usual, and not because it featured…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 14, 2014

The Awkward Moment When The Murakami-Loving Weirdo Almost Rejected “Bachelor” Juan Pablo’s First Impression Rose

I knew Sharleen was going to be the oddest bird "The Bachelor" ever did see. On last night's premiere, I was shocked to see Juan Pablo decide to give his first impression rose to well-traveled opera singer, Sharleen. The smart girl who reads Haruki Murakami gets the rose for once? What show am I watching?! I…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 7, 2014

“The Bachelor” Returns! Let’s Meet The 27 Women Vying For Juan Pablo’s Final Rose

Tonight, "The Bachelor" returns with super sexy Venezuelan single dad JUANNNNN PABLOOOOOOOO (I have to shout his name, I just have to, don't question it) in the driver's seat. So, who has ABC cherry picked for the chance at true love with this gorgeous soccer player? Let's meet all 27 ladies, …
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 6, 2014

Hola, Juan Pablo: The New “Bachelor” Is Actually Someone I Want To Bang!

As has become tradition, last night, ABC announced that a cast member from Desiree Hartsock's season of "The Bachelorette" would be the next "Bachelor." I anticipated that this would be the case, but I didn't dare get my hopes up that the reality tv dating show's producers would actually select…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 6, 2013