Rihanna’s new single, “Take A Bow” is out just in time to be your slow summer jam. She looks rad pouting in red lipstick in the video, but the soon-to-be hit is about someone who has been breakin’ Rihanna’s heart! In the track of her tears, just like in Madonna’s Take A Bow, Rihanna applauds her lover for being a good liar and then dumps him. Hmmm, sounds like her last rumored BF, actor Josh Hartnett. Let this be a warning to her new man, pop star Chris Brown. If you eff it up, she’ll get her revenge and cash in for it too.
Rumor has it that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged. The two hooked up about a year ago after he broke off his engagement to Alanis Morrissette and she stopped seeing Josh Hartnett. Maybe this will inspire Alanis to write an updated version of “You Outta Know”? [DListed]
Speaking of Josh Harnett, he hooked up with his former co-star (from The Virgin Suicides) Kirsten Dunst at Sundance this weekend. Mmm, greasy. [Perez Hilton]
Britney has dumped her paparazzo boyfriend — well, so says Dame Britney Spears, the British-accented persona that the pop star has been parading around as lately. [Us Weekly]