TGIF, ladies! It’s been a long week and you deserve to treat yourself. This weekend, the perfect treats are the openings of “Paper Heart” and “Julie and Julia”! I’m not sure how Julia Child felt about popcorn, but I know she’s down with butter, so go for it. Oh, yeah, and “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” is opening, too, but the only draw for that one is the rise of evil Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Gotta love good boys gone bad!

This is my lovechild with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. It’s a good thing we will never be having a kid together, because this baby is not attractive. Find out what your offspring will look like, courtesy of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s new movie, Baby Mama, which hits theaters April 25. [Baby Mama Maker]

Check out GQ.com, where they have a hot fashion slideshow featuring Tuesday’s Daily Hotness pick, Joseph Gordan-Levitt, and supermodel Claudia Schiffer.

Dang, remember when Joseph Gordon-Levitt played little Tommy Solomon, the youngest alien on 3rd Rock From The Sun, alongside John Lithgow and the annoying French Stewart? Homeboy has grown up! Now starring in Kimberly Pierce’s Stop Loss with Ryan Phillippe (about a group of soldiers sent back to Iraq for another tour of duty), Gordon-Levitt is 27 and majorly fine. Speaking of war, Gordon-Levitt is currently filming G.I. Joe, in which he plays Cobra Commander. Maybe this is a dude flick we’ll actually want to see.