Posts tagged "jose canseco"

No, Just No: Jose Canseco Plans To “Live As A Woman” For A Week In “Support” Of Caitlyn Jenner

According to TMZ, four-fingered former baseball player Jose Canseco says that on his upcoming reality show, “Spend The Day With Jose,” he’ll be showing his support for Caitlyn Jenner by “living as a woman” for a week. While it’s nice and all that Canseco is supportive of Jenner and her recent gender transition, my first instinct upon seeing…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 29, 2015

Police Pull Over Jose Canseco, Find Goats Wearing Diapers In The Back Of His Car

Today in “headlines that prove that God exists”: Jose Canseco was pulled over in Nevada while transporting a couple of diaper-wearing goats. Canseco tweeted a photo of the incident today, insisting the cops got a kick out of the whole thing. When questions began arising about, you know, why on earth he was driving around…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 21, 2013

Jose Canseco Tweets Rape Accuser’s Name, Phone Number, Photo

This afternoon, former baseball player Jose Canseco livetweeted the police arriving at his house to allegedly charge him with drugging and raping a fitness model — and then he tweeted the rape accuser’s name, phone number and a photograph of her in a bikini. He eventually deleted a bunch of the tweets, although many of…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 22, 2013

Star Couplings: Madonna Has A Thing For Baseball Player Sperm

Another babeball player, Jose Canseco, says that Madonna begged him “to impregnate her” back in the early ’90s, when Canseco was married. You mean Madge doesn’t respect the institution of marriage?! [Us Weekly]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 11, 2008