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10 Revelations From Joe Jonas’s New York Magazine Confessional

10 Revelations From Joe Jonas's New York Magazine Confessional

In fairness, practically every word of Joe Jonas’s first-person piece in New York magazine is a revelation to me, as I have basically gone out of my way not to know anything about the Jonas Brothers other than Nick is the hottest one. But I have had some assumptions about the JoBros in general based on what little has managed to slip through, and this incredibly juicy profile of the middle Jonas squashed almost all of them. Perhaps there is nothing new here for fans, but I’m pretty sure most of y’all don’t walk among us anyway. Keep reading »

The Jonas Brothers Have Officially Broken Up

  • After canceling their recent tour, The Jonas Brothers have announced they unanimously decided to break up their band. Sorry, teenaged girls. [Just Jared]
  • Chris Brown’s assault charge from this weekend has been reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor. Brown punched a man outside a hotel in Washington, D.C. after the guy allegedly tried to photobomb a picture Brown was taking with two women. [US Weekly]
  • “Jimmy Kimmel Live” did a skit where a child joked about killing Chinese people to get the United States out of debt, which has prompted an apology from ABC. [People]
  • Sybrina Fulton, the mother of Trayvon Martin, is calling on states to clarify their “stand your ground” laws, as they are currently “open to abuse.” Understatement of the year. [NBC News] Keep reading »

Joe Jonas Sex Tape Coming Our Way Soon, Maybe

Jersey Shore Joe
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Joe Jonas does a mean "Jersey Shore" impersonation. Read More »
Married To Jonas
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Questions I have about Kevin Jonas' marriage, based on his reality show. Read More »
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Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle will star in their own reality show. Read More »
  • Uh oh: a sex tape starring Joe Jonas and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler (above) doing shots, smoking pot, and playing with a ball gag, dildo and slapper paddle is allegedly going public sometime in April. According to Blind Gossip, Eggenschwiler, a model, is trying to make the sex tape public herself so she can ride the fast lane to fame, er, infamy. While it completely sucks the private sex tape could be made public,  I am just a wee bit intrigued that Joe Jonas has got a kinky side. [BlindGossip, ONTD]
  • Rebel Wilson was almost in the “Hunger Games” cast?  Is this a joke? [EntertainmentWise]
  • New Beyoncé meme: tweeting childhood photos of yourself with “Bow Down” as the caption. [HyperVocal]
  • Pics of Rider Strong and Will Friedle on the set of “Girl Meets World” make me feel old. [Crushable]

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Questions I Have About Kevin Jonas’ Marriage, Based On The Trailer For His Reality Show

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Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle will star in their own reality show. Read More »
Not A Virgin Anymore
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Kevin Jonas has finally taken that purity ring off. Read More »
Cheesy Wedding
We're sorry, but Kevin Jonas' wedding sounds royally cheesy. Read More »
Married To Jonas
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Why Do These People Have A Reality Show?
  1. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight?
  2. Is Danielle a long lost Duff sister?
  3. Where’s Joe Jonas? He is the hottest one in this family and therefore the only one that I care about. [No way, Nick is the hottest. -- Editor]
  4. What do you do with a purity ring once it comes off?
  5. Seriously. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight? I’m … not … getting that vibe.
I won’t be watching “Married To Jonas,” mostly because I am of the Hanson generation. But best of luck to you. I hope it is at least half as sexually explicit as Britney and K-Fed on “Chaotic.” [YouTube]

Quickies: Did The Jonas Bros Rip Off Jason Mraz? Plus, Armani Dresses “Fair Game” Star Naomi Watts

  • Jason Mraz admits that the Jonas Brothers’ “Introducing Me” sounds a lot like his “I’m Yours,” but he isn’t planning to sue. [PopEater]
  • After comparing the new punishment for weed possession in California to the fine of “a speeding ticket,” Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger declared that “no one cares” about marijuana use. [Starpulse.com]
  • Niels Arden Oplev, director of the Swedish “Millennium Trilogy,” is slamming the English-language adaptation of “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” [Celebuzz]

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Jonas Brothers Trapped And Other Concert Catastrophes!

In what I’m sure would constitute many a tweenager’s wildest dream, the Jonas Brothers were trapped in an elevator for 45 minutes last Saturday after a free outdoor concert. I like to imagine hundreds of girls running from the American Girl doll store in tears, tearing our their hair and screaming for their rescue. There were eight people in the 21-person elevator, including the Bros’ security guard Big Rob, Chef Tim Love, and their photographer, Rob Hoffman, who videotaped the ordeal. When asked who freaked out first, Joe said, “Me and Nick … It went from, ‘Okay, this is hilarious, we’re stuck in an elevator, okay press the button,’ to ‘This is crazy, okay, I can’t breathe, this is insane.’” But Nick insists he only panicked because of his diabetes, “I just didn’t have my [blood-sugar] checker with me. No one had it on them, and I was afraid that if [my blood-sugar level] went low in an elevator we wouldn’t be able to do anything about it.” The fire department eventually rescued the Tiger Beat heartthrobs with axes. [People]

It seems like, despite all the preparations, something always goes wrong at concerts. So we rounded up some concert catastrophes — enjoy! Keep reading »

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