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10 Revelations From Joe Jonas’s New York Magazine Confessional

In fairness, practically every word of Joe Jonas’s first-person piece in New York magazine is a revelation to me, as I have basically gone out of my way not to know anything about the Jonas Brothers other than Nick is the hottest one. But I have had some assumptions about the JoBros in general based on what little…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 2, 2013

The Jonas Brothers Have Officially Broken Up

After canceling their recent tour, The Jonas Brothers have announced they unanimously decided to break up their band. Sorry, teenaged girls. [Just Jared]
Chris Brown’s assault charge from this weekend has been reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor. Brown punched a man outside a hotel in Washington, D.C. after the guy allegedly…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 29, 2013

Joe Jonas Sex Tape Coming Our Way Soon, Maybe

Uh oh: a sex tape starring Joe Jonas and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler (above) doing shots, smoking pot, and playing with a ball gag, dildo and slapper paddle is allegedly going public sometime in April. According to Blind Gossip, Eggenschwiler, a model, is trying to make the sex tape public herself so she ca…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 21, 2013

Questions I Have About Kevin Jonas’ Marriage, Based On The Trailer For His Reality Show

Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight?
Is Danielle a long lost Duff sister?
Where’s Joe Jonas? He is the hottest one in this family and therefore the only one that I care about. [No way, Nick is the hottest. — Editor]
What do you do with a purity…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 3, 2012

Quickies: Did The Jonas Bros Rip Off Jason Mraz? Plus, Armani Dresses “Fair Game” Star Naomi Watts

Jason Mraz admits that the Jonas Brothers’ “Introducing Me” sounds a lot like his “I’m Yours,” but he isn’t planning to sue. [PopEater]
After comparing the new punishment for weed possession in California to the fine of “a speeding ticket,” Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger declared that “no one cares” about marijuana use. [Starpulse.com]
Niels Arden Oplev,…

By: Annika Harris / November 9, 2010

Jonas Brothers Trapped And Other Concert Catastrophes!

In what I’m sure would constitute many a tweenager’s wildest dream, the Jonas Brothers were trapped in an elevator for 45 minutes last Saturday after a free outdoor concert. I like to imagine hundreds of girls running from the American Girl doll store in tears, tearing our their hair and screaming for their rescue. There…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 23, 2010

Quickies!: Nick Jonas Wants To Be Your Commander In Chief & Naked Man Hijacks Bus

Nick Jonas says he’s always wanted to be president. [U.S. News] — I’m not even thinking about the year 2040 yet.
Kelly Osbourne has revealed her past Vicodin addiction in her book Fierce, due out in September. [Access Hollywood] — You’d think someone whose father had such terrible bouts with addiction would stay away from…

By: Annika Harris / August 28, 2009

Joe Jonas And Other Celebrities Who’ve Broken Down Over Breakups

As if tweens around the planet didn’t already swoon at the mere mention of the Jonas brothers, Joe Jonas had to make their pitter-pattering hearts go into early palpitations by crying in front of an arena of fans because of his breakup with Camilla Belle. The middle Jonas brother broke into sobs last…

By: Justine Fields / July 28, 2009

Quick Pic: Joe Jonas Goes For The Gold

The gold jacket is so going to become this generation’s version of Michael Jackson’s black and red “Thriller” jacket. [Madrid, Spain, 6/14/09]…

By: Catherine Strawn / June 15, 2009

Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston Has A New Guy?

Jennifer Aniston showed Bradley Cooper some PDA love at a party recently. They left the club 10 minutes apart. [Dlisted]
Joe Jonas wants to move out of the swanky home he shares with brothers Nick and Kevin because he wants more privacy with Camilla Belle. [Perez Hilton] — For what, Joe?
Jennifer Hudson surprised her…

By: Annika Harris / May 8, 2009

Less Sexy Celeb Siblings: Kevin Jonas Omitted From People’s “Most Beautiful People” List

People’s 100 Most Beautiful People issue has hit newsstands, and the editors have gone Jonas mad. Both Nick Jonas (right), 16, and Joe Jonas (left), 19, made the cut. But aren’t you forgetting someone? Looks like Kevin Jonas (middle), 21, has been put on another list—the long list of celebrity siblings that never quite live…

By: Simcha / May 2, 2009

Quickies!: “Heathers” The Musical!

Remember that really dark comedy “Heathers”? Yeah, how could you forget considering it’s the best movie ever!? Well, it’s going to be a musical! We can’t wait to hear “I love my dead gay son” as a lyric or song title. [THR.com]
A domestic abuse survivor, who was nearly killed as a teenager by her…

By: Annika Harris / March 12, 2009

Quote Of The Day: The Jonas Brothers On Dating Fans

“We wouldn’t really want a girl we dated to be a fan.” — Kevin Jonas [NYPost.com]

Ummm, don’t all the girls who supposedly like the Jonas Brothers’ music really just wish they could be one of the boys’ girlfriends?

By: Catherine Strawn / September 15, 2008

Sweet Release: What’s In And Out The Week Of August 12th 2008

MUSIC
Jonas Brothers A Little Bit Longer
The Jonas Brothers have put out! Sadly, we mean just another record. Despite the suggestive title, the handsome teen trio won’t give it or the music biz up anytime soon and they’re pretty hip for being squares.
The Cure “The Perfect Boy (Mix 13)”
While Robert Smith ha…

By: Simcha / August 13, 2008

Star Couplings: Tom Cruise Lets Katie Wear The Pants, Er, Heels

Katie Holmes rocked a pair of serious heels, standing next to (and towering over) her husband Tom Cruise at the premiere of Tropic Thunder. Maybe they do have what is takes to last… [Perez Hilton]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 12, 2008

Daily Squeeze: HIV Rates, Teen Choice Awards, Jodie Sweetin

Gossip Girl and the Jonas Brothers each received six surfboard trophies at Sunday’s Tenth Annual Teen Choice Awards. [Washington Post]
According to a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention study released on Saturday, the United States has significantly underreported the number of new H.I.V. infections occurring nationally each year. The annual infection rate is 40…

By: Annika Harris / August 4, 2008

Biology Causes Teen Girls To Act Like Sobbing Nut Jobs At Jonas Brothers’ Concerts

The current issue of Rolling Stone features the Hotness Award-nominated band the Jonas Brothers. I was a nanny for an 8-year old not too long ago and while she introduced me to the magical world of Miley Cyrus, I have never been able to like the Jonas Brothers because she sang that song “Year 3000″…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 30, 2008

The Hotness Awards: Hottest Bands

1. She & Him
2. The Ting-Tings
3. Vampire Weekend
4. The Jonas Brothers

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 27, 2008

The Jonas Brothers Vs. Hanson: What’s The Diff?

Everywhere I look, those dang Jonas Brothers are there, torturing me with memories. Memories of what, you may ask? Hanson. That painfully annoying threesome of brothers from the ’90s who performed that song “Mmm Bop”. Just like the Jonas Brothers, the young one was sweet and adorable, the middle one was the one the girl…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 28, 2008

Puritan Pop Stars

Over a decade after Britney claimed she was saving herself for marriage, the Jonas Brothers, a popular teeny-bopper boy band, have decided to take a vow of celibacy too. The trio of short, dark, and handsome teens told Details Magazine that they even bought rings to commemorate their commitment to chastity from Disney World and…

By: Simcha / February 25, 2008
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