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10 Revelations From Joe Jonas’s New York Magazine Confessional

10 Revelations From Joe Jonas's New York Magazine Confessional

In fairness, practically every word of Joe Jonas’s first-person piece in New York magazine is a revelation to me, as I have basically gone out of my way not to know anything about the Jonas Brothers other than Nick is the hottest one. But I have had some assumptions about the JoBros in general based on what little has managed to slip through, and this incredibly juicy profile of the middle Jonas squashed almost all of them. Perhaps there is nothing new here for fans, but I’m pretty sure most of y’all don’t walk among us anyway. Keep reading »

The Jonas Brothers Have Officially Broken Up

  • After canceling their recent tour, The Jonas Brothers have announced they unanimously decided to break up their band. Sorry, teenaged girls. [Just Jared]
  • Chris Brown’s assault charge from this weekend has been reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor. Brown punched a man outside a hotel in Washington, D.C. after the guy allegedly tried to photobomb a picture Brown was taking with two women. [US Weekly]
  • “Jimmy Kimmel Live” did a skit where a child joked about killing Chinese people to get the United States out of debt, which has prompted an apology from ABC. [People]
  • Sybrina Fulton, the mother of Trayvon Martin, is calling on states to clarify their “stand your ground” laws, as they are currently “open to abuse.” Understatement of the year. [NBC News] Keep reading »

Joe Jonas Sex Tape Coming Our Way Soon, Maybe

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Joe Jonas does a mean "Jersey Shore" impersonation. Read More »
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Questions I have about Kevin Jonas' marriage, based on his reality show. Read More »
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Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle will star in their own reality show. Read More »
  • Uh oh: a sex tape starring Joe Jonas and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler (above) doing shots, smoking pot, and playing with a ball gag, dildo and slapper paddle is allegedly going public sometime in April. According to Blind Gossip, Eggenschwiler, a model, is trying to make the sex tape public herself so she can ride the fast lane to fame, er, infamy. While it completely sucks the private sex tape could be made public,  I am just a wee bit intrigued that Joe Jonas has got a kinky side. [BlindGossip, ONTD]
  • Rebel Wilson was almost in the “Hunger Games” cast?  Is this a joke? [EntertainmentWise]
  • New Beyoncé meme: tweeting childhood photos of yourself with “Bow Down” as the caption. [HyperVocal]
  • Pics of Rider Strong and Will Friedle on the set of “Girl Meets World” make me feel old. [Crushable]

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Questions I Have About Kevin Jonas’ Marriage, Based On The Trailer For His Reality Show

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Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle will star in their own reality show. Read More »
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Kevin Jonas has finally taken that purity ring off. Read More »
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We're sorry, but Kevin Jonas' wedding sounds royally cheesy. Read More »
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Why Do These People Have A Reality Show?
  1. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight?
  2. Is Danielle a long lost Duff sister?
  3. Where’s Joe Jonas? He is the hottest one in this family and therefore the only one that I care about. [No way, Nick is the hottest. -- Editor]
  4. What do you do with a purity ring once it comes off?
  5. Seriously. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight? I’m … not … getting that vibe.
I won’t be watching “Married To Jonas,” mostly because I am of the Hanson generation. But best of luck to you. I hope it is at least half as sexually explicit as Britney and K-Fed on “Chaotic.” [YouTube]

Quickies: Did The Jonas Bros Rip Off Jason Mraz? Plus, Armani Dresses “Fair Game” Star Naomi Watts

  • Jason Mraz admits that the Jonas Brothers’ “Introducing Me” sounds a lot like his “I’m Yours,” but he isn’t planning to sue. [PopEater]
  • After comparing the new punishment for weed possession in California to the fine of “a speeding ticket,” Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger declared that “no one cares” about marijuana use. [Starpulse.com]
  • Niels Arden Oplev, director of the Swedish “Millennium Trilogy,” is slamming the English-language adaptation of “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” [Celebuzz]

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Jonas Brothers Trapped And Other Concert Catastrophes!

In what I’m sure would constitute many a tweenager’s wildest dream, the Jonas Brothers were trapped in an elevator for 45 minutes last Saturday after a free outdoor concert. I like to imagine hundreds of girls running from the American Girl doll store in tears, tearing our their hair and screaming for their rescue. There were eight people in the 21-person elevator, including the Bros’ security guard Big Rob, Chef Tim Love, and their photographer, Rob Hoffman, who videotaped the ordeal. When asked who freaked out first, Joe said, “Me and Nick … It went from, ‘Okay, this is hilarious, we’re stuck in an elevator, okay press the button,’ to ‘This is crazy, okay, I can’t breathe, this is insane.’” But Nick insists he only panicked because of his diabetes, “I just didn’t have my [blood-sugar] checker with me. No one had it on them, and I was afraid that if [my blood-sugar level] went low in an elevator we wouldn’t be able to do anything about it.” The fire department eventually rescued the Tiger Beat heartthrobs with axes. [People]

It seems like, despite all the preparations, something always goes wrong at concerts. So we rounded up some concert catastrophes — enjoy! Keep reading »

Quickies!: Nick Jonas Wants To Be Your Commander In Chief & Naked Man Hijacks Bus

  • Nick Jonas says he’s always wanted to be president. [U.S. News] — I’m not even thinking about the year 2040 yet.
  • Kelly Osbourne has revealed her past Vicodin addiction in her book Fierce, due out in September. [Access Hollywood] — You’d think someone whose father had such terrible bouts with addiction would stay away from drugs. But then again, common sense and addiction don’t really go together.
  • Heidi Montag-Pratt has thanked Anderson Cooper for ripping apart her performance of “Body Language” at the Miss Universe Pageant, an event he called a “fresh new way to embarrass herself.” [PopEater] — Score one for Anderson!

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Joe Jonas And Other Celebrities Who’ve Broken Down Over Breakups

As if tweens around the planet didn’t already swoon at the mere mention of the Jonas brothers, Joe Jonas had to make their pitter-pattering hearts go into early palpitations by crying in front of an arena of fans because of his breakup with Camilla Belle. The middle Jonas brother broke into sobs last night while playing a show in Detroit and it was projected for all to see on the megatron. The commentary of “OH MY GOD he’s crying!!!” by the two Jonas fanatics in the background of the video is to die for. Whether this is a monumental embarrassment for Joe Jonas or his great scheme to win Camilla back, it’s not the first time a celeb has broken down in the public eye after a breakup. [LA Times Blog]

Here are a few more examples of celebs who couldn’t hold it together after being dumped Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Joe Jonas Goes For The Gold

The gold jacket is so going to become this generation’s version of Michael Jackson’s black and red “Thriller” jacket. [Madrid, Spain, 6/14/09] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston Has A New Guy?

  • Jennifer Aniston showed Bradley Cooper some PDA love at a party recently. They left the club 10 minutes apart. [Dlisted]
  • Joe Jonas wants to move out of the swanky home he shares with brothers Nick and Kevin because he wants more privacy with Camilla Belle. [Perez Hilton] — For what, Joe?
  • Jennifer Hudson surprised her fiance David Otunga with an engagement proposal on his birthday. [People]
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