Jonah Falcon To Become Penis Museum’s Most Outstanding Member (NSFW)
Jonah Falcon received an extraordinary gift at birth, and now he wants to give back. The 43-year-old Manhattanite is recognized for having the longest penis ever measured in a documentary, a distinction that has made him an Internet star. He has declined many opportunities in porn. But now, he has an offer he can't refuse.
The Man With The World’s Longest Penis Has Advice For Jon Hamm
"I'm willing to bet his problem is his balls … Balls cause the most bulges. His penis is not going down his pant leg like mine. I prefer constriction myself … As you get older, your balls drop and need support. If it's his penis that's causing the problem, he can point it up like…
The 11 Most Amazing Penises
Men, how do you know you're well-endowed? Oh, when your penis is mistaken for a weapon of mass destruction. Jonah Falcon, the man presumed to have the world's largest penis (although Guinness World Records has not been down in his pants to confirm), aroused suspicion at the San Francisco International Airport when passing through security.
Dude With Biggest Penis In The World Is Unemployed
And you thought you had it hard in this economy. Not even Jonah Falcon, the man with the biggest penis in the world, can find a job. At 39, Falcon, whose penis is 13.5 inches long, is among the ranks of the unemployed. While he's worked as a freelance journalist, his dream is to…
A List Every Guy Would Love To Be On
The website AltPenis.com compiled a list of the ten greatest penises of all time, but instead of depending on size as the end all, be all criteria for determining the list, the focus was on the myth and lore of the piece itself. Howard Stern (known for being very, very average), Jonah Falcon (known for…