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The Man With The World’s Longest Penis Has Advice For Jon Hamm

“I’m willing to bet his problem is his balls … Balls cause the most bulges. His penis is not going down his pant leg like mine. I prefer constriction myself … As you get older, your balls drop and need support. If it’s his penis that’s causing the problem, he can point it up like…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 29, 2013

Jon Hamm Thinks Our Posts About His Penis Are “Rude”

“Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have — a prurience. They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off. … I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jo…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 27, 2013

5 Ways Jon Hamm Can Profit From His “Big” Problem

Call it the bulge seen ’round the world, Jon, Jr.,  or the only body part more distracting than Christina Hendricks’ decolletage on the set of “Mad Men.” No matter what you call Jon Hamm’s now-famously impressive penis, it’s causing a stir in Hollywood.

Last September, Jon Hamm was photographed going for a leisurely walk through…

By: YourTango.com / March 25, 2013

Jon Hamm’s 8 Most Ballsy Moments

God bless Jon Hamm and his floppy, free-spirited junk. That man’s cock and balls are all over the place and he just doesn’t seem to mind at all. Not that we’re complaining. We enjoy gawking, trying to understand what’s going on his pants.

But apparently the execs at AMC don’t share in our…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 20, 2013

The 12 Biggest Bulges Of 2012

There were a lot of moments in 2012 that stood out, that burst forth, rose in prominence and were hard to ignore. These 12 moments in celebrity bulges were our favorites. We hope they’re swelling with pride.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 28, 2012

Jon Hamm Is Sexy Even When Discussing Democracy With A 13-Year-Old Girl

“I had a 13-year-old girl come up to me in Colorado — this is a dead true story — and say, ‘Well, you’re a wealthy white male … why are you here?’ And I was like, first of all, that’s the greatest question I’ve been asked on this entire tour. But secondly, she had conflated…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 6, 2012

Jon Hamm & Jessica Pare Get Some Sun As “Mad Men” Heads To Hawaii

Well, lookie here. “Mad Men”‘s next season is eons away, but at least a couple of the cast members — Jon Hamm as Don Draper and Jessica Pare as Megan Draper — are filming in Hawaii this week. So what can we infer from Don’s choice in beach reading? Nothing is done without purpose o…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 25, 2012

Super-Couple Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt Might Be On The Outs

Nooooo! They. Cannot. Break. Up. Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt reportedly had a big fight about getting married: she wants to make their longtime relationship official, he doesn’t, and he supposedly told her to go find someone else who wants to settle down if that’s what she really wants. I refuse to believe thi…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 12, 2012

Jon Hamm’s Bulge Has Returned To Normal, Reveals Nice Tush

I’m not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed, but Jon Hamm’s now-famous bulge and balls appear downright ordinary in these new photos. But that’s opened my eyes to something else about Hamm — he’s got quite a nice rump! [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 18, 2012

Some Theories About This Really Insane Picture Of Jon Hamm’s Balls

Important business to attend to! We need to discuss this crazy picture of Jon Hamm’s balls. While out strolling this weekend with Jennifer Westfeldt, there were some very interesting pics snapped of his junk. Some featured his incredibly sizable shlong. Not that we’re complaining. There’s never any issue with a devastatingly handsome man being well-endowed.

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 10, 2012

Jon Hamm Visits “Sesame Street” With Elmo, My Ovaries Explode

Jon Hamm looks like he’s gotten into a lick of trouble on “Sesame Street” but I’m sure it’s nothing his little red pal Elmo can’t fix!

Don Draper isn’t the only fabulous celeb headed to the Street this season. Other guest stars include Kristen Bell, Steve Carell, Halle Berry, Maya Rudolph, Melissa McCarthy,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 7, 2012

Justin Bieber, Jon Hamm Help Celebrate “SNL”‘s 100th Digital Short

Maybe you love Andy Samberg and co.’s weekly “Saturday Night Live” Digital Shorts. Maybe you don’t. Either way, you have gotta watch this clip if only to catch Jon Hamm thrusting his pelvis in Justin Bieber’s teenage face.

By: Julie Gerstein / May 14, 2012

“Everybody Farts” And Other Relationship Advice From Jon Hamm

Farting is farting. Everybody farts. Go read that book Everybody Poops. It’s the same thing. 
Ever wish you could just talk over your boy problems with Jon Hamm? Rookie Mag enlisted Jon as their Ask A Grown Man panelist, no doubt due to his scruffy hotness/enviable 14-year-long relationship with girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. He tackled…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 10, 2012

Jon Hamm Does A Freestyle Rap About The Movie “Taxi”

On an episode of the upcoming TV show “Comedy Bang! Bang!”, Jon Hamm — “Mad Men”‘s Don Draper and America’s Dream Man — tries his hand at freestyle rapping alongside the show’s Reggie Watts. His choice of topic? The movie “Taxi.” At first, Julie was concerned that Hamm was being “Franco-ized” — i.e. insisting o…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 9, 2012

Nerd Girl Porn: 8 Famous Dudes Heating Up The Kitchen

I love to cook, don’t get me wrong, but to me, there are few things hotter than a man doing his thing — cooking, chopping, eating, smoldering — in the kitchen. Here are eight sexy celeb men doing just that…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 29, 2012

Where Are The Black Folks On “Mad Men”? Matt Weiner Explains

Forget for a second that every guest on “Charlie Rose,” a PBS news program for wonks, looks like they’re struggling to stay awake. The cast of “Mad Men” appeared last night with guest host Gayle King and she pressed the show’s creator, Matt Weiner, with a good question: where are the black folks? “As you…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 23, 2012

Vincent Kartheiser Stands Up For Jon Hamm’s “Idiots” Kardashian Comment

“I don’t think [Jon Hamm was] wrong. It’s OK to look at something and say what it is. It’s OK to look at a McDonald’s hamburger and say, ‘Yeah, I like the taste of them, but they’re not good for me.’ We live in a time where everyone’s very aware that there’s people who are celebritie…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 22, 2012

Evening Quickies: Jon Hamm Digs His Kardashian Hole A Little Bit Deeper

The cast of “Mad Men” hit “The Today Show” and of course they asked Jon Hamm about his recent remarks implying that Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are “f**king idiots,” which Kim did not appreciate. “It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with and I don’t really understand the appeal…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 19, 2012

Morning Quickies: Jon Hamm Defends His “Stupid” Kardashian Comments

Jon Hamm is backpedaling from his comments last week about Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian in which he remarked “being a f**king idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.” Kimmy fired back over Twitter, calling him “careless,” and now Jon, somewhat naively told E! that “It’s surprising to me…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 15, 2012