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Quotable: Jon And Kate Sign Off (For Good, We Hope)

Well, here’s a big reason to give thanks this week: Last night TLC aired the final episode of “Jon and Kate Plus 8.” Holla! In it, both Kate and Jon individually spoke directly into the camera about ife as a single parent and what they had to say was markedly different. For his part, Jon spoke about his bachelor pad in Manhattan, saying:

“Although I live there, it’s not like I’m at my house. Now it’s like I have a place to go. When I get sick of the city and all the press and the media, I cross the [George Washington Bridge], I go back to my country place and I can just chill. I’ve got the best of both worlds right now.”

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Jon And Kate Get A Big Step Closer To Divorce

Do you guys realize that it’s been five whole days since we wrote about either Jon or Kate Gosselin? I know you appreciated the vacation. And sorry to break the streak, but there were big happenings in Gosselin land over the weekend. On Saturday, the former couple began mediated arbitration. The day got off to a photo-op-baiting start when Jon showed up with a dozen long-stemmed roses for Kate, supposedly still under the guise of wanting to reconcile, though he’s continued his relationship with Hailey Glassman. Kate refused the roses, of course. Then the two sat down at a table with assorted lawyers and mediators and talked through issues like child custody (Jon is expected to give it to Kate), dividing up their assets, and child support. Arbitration was scheduled to continue today, but things went so smoothly on Saturday that today’s session wasn’t necessary. The arbitrator should have a decision on all these issues within a month, which means the two could ring in the new year as singletons. And maybe we won’t have to pay attention to them anymore? Please. [People] Keep reading »

Jon and Kate (Major) Plus A Bizarre Contract

Here’s some advice, ladies. If you’re taking up with a tabloid sensation—like, oh, Jon Gosselin—it’s probably not a good idea for the two of you to handwrite a contract to each other as a way of foreplay. Radar Online has posted a contract that was supposedly composed and signed by Jon and Kate Major during one of their hotel trysts. In the contract, Kate II specifies that “I, Kate Major, will run any media inquires past Jon Gosselin” and “will not make any negative or disparaging remarks.” In return, Jon pledged that, “I, Jon Gosselin, will employ Kate Major as a personal assistant” and “[she] will receive a percentage of accounts.” Radar says that Kate plans to sue Jon based on this super legally airtight doc. Also complicated—that Kate was recently subpoenaed to testify in TLC’s law suit against Jon. If she tells the truth, can that be considered a disparaging remark? Honestly, I just don’t know whether to believe this thing is real. It’s basically scrawled on a cocktail napkin. [Radar] Keep reading »

Look, Everyone! Jon Gosselin Can Make Fun Of Himself, Too


I can almost hear the spoof bandwagon, carrying the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Kate Gosselin and Hailey Glassman, pulling away while Jon Gosselin runs behind—wearing Ed Hardy, natch—yelling, “Hey! Wait for me, guys!” It seems he caught up because this video shows Jon having an epiphany and realizing he needs to change his ways. Then, to the tune of Cher’s “Turn Back Time,” he chucks out his hairspray, puts his tacky clothes in a box, dons a collared shirt and fires his hot bikini-wearing DJ. It’s a good start, but he still has a long way to go. I’d say the next step would be disappearing. Forever. Keep reading »

(Another) Quote Of The Day: Levi Johnston Taking Parenting Advice From Jon Gosselin

Remember when Levi Johnston and Jon Gosselin ran into each other in New York over the weekend? Unfortunately, the chance meeting gave Gosselin the chance to share parenting advice with Johnston, because he’s, you know, such a role model dad. Here’s what Levi told People magazine about his new bestie:

“He’s a good guy. He’s kind of in the same situation I am right now. He’s a good dad and he gets a lot of bad press. He’s getting the same bad image as I am and it ain’t true. I can relate to that. He was very positive and gave some good advice that I’m going to take.”

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A Pair Of Douches

Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston ran into each other in New York over the weekend when the two were both in town capitalizing on their 15 minutes before time’s up. Johnston was in the city to shoot his Playgirl spread and Gosselin was in NYC to shoot “promotional TV spots” (whatever that means). Somehow, they managed to find time in their busy schedules to pose for photos together in Times Square. Click over to the NY Daily News’ website to see the full image. Keep reading »

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