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Cops were called to the Gosselins’ house in Pennsylvania last night when Kate showed up unexpectedly. As Jon and Kate have mentioned to anyone who will listen, one of the unique ways they’re navigating their divorce, besides letting it play out in front of millions of people, is by keeping the kids in the house and taking turns staying with them. When it’s not Jon’s turn, he can be spotted gallivanting around with young women practically half his age. When it’s not her turn to stay with the kids, Kate, perhaps to her credit, tries to remain as close to them as possible, even if it means showing up at the house unannounced. Keep reading »
God willing, the Gosselins‘ 15 minutes of fame will be but a flickering light come Halloween. But if the malevolent pop culture gods refuse our repeated offers of sacrificial Jonas Brothers, at least we’ll all have less frightening costumes this year than the Sarah Palin get-up of yore.
BuyCostumes.com, an online costume emporium, is hawking a Kate Gosselin wig, discreetly called the “Eight Is Too Much Adult Wig.” It captures the no-nonsense front and sassy back of Kate Gosselin’s trademark ‘do. It’s not really trademarked, but we wouldn’t put it past her to pursue that as a revenue source.
Unfortch, the $14.99 Kate Gosselin wig is sold out now, but once it re-stocks, you’ll be in Halloween heaven! Remember, loser ex-husband and crap parenting skills sold separately. [BuyCostumes.com] Keep reading »
Most fans of “Jon & Kate Plus 8” will admit that Kate Gosselin was a bit of a meanie before she and husband Jon decided to end their marriage. She berated him for the most miniscule of offenses, including breathing too loudly. When they announced their divorce on June 22, 62 percent of 102,000 PopEater readers took Jon’s side. Now, however, the tide is changing in Kate’s favor… Keep reading »
Jon Gosselin was all over the web today because he stepped out with his 22-year-old girlfriend in France over the weekend. Not one to be outdone, Kate Gosselin recently posted a profile video on Match.com in response to Jon’s profile video. OK, so it’s not really Kate, but the reverse mullet, mannerisms, and outfit are totally accurate in this Funny or Die video. Hopefully she’ll find someone who doesn’t mind an “obscene amount of stretch marks” and who will be just what Kate wants — a ninth child to boss around! Keep reading »
Seems like everything Kate Gosselin tries to do these days falls through. The woman is getting divorced, “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ is postponed, the release date for her cookbook/family advice book, Love Is In The Mix: Making Meals Into Memories, was pushed back, and now mama Kate’s new clothing line for kids is “on hold.” Why any clothing company would think that because Kate has a bunch of kids, she has the fashion sense to design clothes for them (come on, look at that hair) is beyond me. And it seems Healthtex clothes may feel the same way… Keep reading »