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Justin Theroux & Grant Bowler Want You To Know Their Balls Are Just As Big As Jon Hamm’s

Justin Theroux & Grant Bowler Want You To Know Their Balls Are Just As Big As Jon Hamm's

I mean, right? Justin Theroux went brief-less filming a jogging scene for his new movie yesterday, while the “Liz & Dick” actor brought his moose knuckle to the “Despicable Me” 2″ premiere. Settle down, guys. Jon Hamm doesn’t even want the title of “Most Obviously Big Balled Actor In Hollywood.” Let’s not be so competitive. There’s plenty of room in Hollywood for all of your impressive packages. [Photos: Splash News]

Some G-Rated Jon Hamm News For Once: A Visit To “Sesame Street”

Melissa & Elmo
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Melissa McCarthy dances with Elmo! Read More »
JGL's Puppet Pal
Nothing could make Joseph Gordon-Levitt better, except a puppet. Read More »
Big Bird & Michelle
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Big Bird flew down to the White House to look for some healthy snacks. Read More »
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Jon Hamm Learns About Sculpture

Both (adorable) Elmo and (adorable) Jon Hamm have seen their fair share of scandalous headlines lately, so it’s a delight to see them come together on “Sesame Street” over something wholesome like sculpture. [YouTube]

Confirmed: Jon Hamm Giggles Whilst Being Tickled

Jon Is Mad
Or else he is just making funny faces at the paparazzi. Read More »
Jon Thinks We're "Rude"
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Stop talking about his penis. "Privates" are called private for a reason. Read More »
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"Tee Hee Hee Hee"

“Seven Minutes In Heaven” host Mike O’Brien is a bastard. And that’s all I (jealously) have to say about that. [YouTube]

Jon Hamm Is Mad Because This Post References His Package

I know Jon Hamm is tired of being objectified by the media for his impossible to ignore large twig-and-berries situation. But as much as I would truly love to honor his request and talk about more important things, like Ryan Gosling’s abs, or Channing Tatum’s butt, or Megan Fox’s toe thumbs, I can’t. Because Jon Hamm’s bulge is all up in my face every time I log onto the celeb paparazzi sites. Jon Hamm’s balls, comin’ at my face, every single day. I’m sorry, Jon. Please don’t be mad. I promise to try harder tomorrow. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

The Man With The World’s Longest Penis Has Advice For Jon Hamm

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The pros and cons of long and short penises. Read More »

“I’m willing to bet his problem is his balls … Balls cause the most bulges. His penis is not going down his pant leg like mine. I prefer constriction myself … As you get older, your balls drop and need support. If it’s his penis that’s causing the problem, he can point it up like European men … He needs to just nod and chuckle, but not answer any questions.”

– Jonah Falcon, the man with the world’s largest penis, gives Jon Hamm unsolicited advice on how to handle his bulge. I just kept reading this over and over again thinking, This isn’t real. Point it up like European men? Is that a thing? I’m dying.I’m sorry Jon Hamm, I know you’ll think I’m rude for posting this, I just couldn’t resist. [Huffington Post]

Jon Hamm Thinks Our Posts About His Penis Are “Rude”

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WTF is going on here? Read More »

“Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have — a prurience. They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off. … I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cockk, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal [of fame]. But whatever, I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

An interview with Rolling Stone magazine reveals Jon Hamm is not amused by our slideshow about his balls. That’s fine. We understand and we’re sorry. (Not really.) But if comes from a place of love, okay, Jon? [US Weekly]

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