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The 12 Most Quintessential Don Draper Expressions Of All Time (So Far)

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It’s the final season of “Mad Men”. Ever! This means we only have one more season of looking at Don Draper. Frankly, this depresses me. To get through this scary time, let’s pay tribute to some of the very best Don Draper looks from seasons passed on College Candy…

Jon Hamm Brings His Emotions To “Sesame Street”

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This Is Jon's "Amazed" Face

I thought the first time I’d see Jon Hamm look “amazed” would be after a roll in the hay with me … but watching him act out facial expressions for a puppet on “Sesame Street” isn’t a bad consolation prize. Here’s Jon explaining the meaning of the words “guilty,” “frustrated” and “amazed” and showing what they look like for Murray.

After the jump, check out another (freakin’ adorable) video with Jon Hamm and Murray all about the letter “O.” Keep reading »

25-Year-Old Jon Hamm Promises A Foot Fetishist A “Fabulous Foot Massage” On Cancelled Dating Show

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Forgive The Hair, It Was 1996

You know that thing where you feel really, really embarrassed for someone you don’t even know? Where you cringe watching what’s happening to them? Where you squirm instead and think Oh my God I feel so bad for you that this exists? That’s how I feel about this 1996 clip of Jon Hamm on a dating show called “The Big Date.” Self-professed “foot fetishist” Mary needs a “sexy, hot man” who knows how to give a good foot massage.  ”Jon” doesn’t just give a good foot massage, he gives a fabulous foot massage. “The Big Date” has been canceled. But clips of Jon Hamm promising an evening of “fabulosity” live on the Internet forever. [YouTube via BuzzFeed]

Proof That A Jon Hamm/Jimmy Fallon Photobomb Improves Any Vacation Photo

Proof That A Jon Hamm/Jimmy Fallon Photobomb Improves Any Vacation Photo
This One Is Getting A "Lady And The Tramp"-Style Photobomb

Ugh, you know how when people get back from vacation, they always want to show you photos of all the amazing things they did and places they visited and food they ate, and inside, you’re all, “Thanks, but no thanks, your vacay photos are really only interesting to you.” But you still look at all of their damn pictures because you know you’ve asked the same exact thing of countless friends and family members who probably had very little interest in the amazing taco place you found in Tulum or the four millionth skull inside Paris’s Catacombs. I bring this up because I really think we should move forward as a society and all make a pact to stop expecting and asking people to show interest in our vacation photos. Unless of course Jon Hamm and Jimmy Fallon have photobombed your vacation photos, in which case, you have my undivided attention.

Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon Hamm & Jon Hamm’s Balls Go For A Stroll

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Elisabeth on Jon's Junk
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Jon Hamm's Ball
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Yesterday was a beautiful day in Los Angeles! I’m here this week, so I should know. It was so nice that Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt decided to take his large cojones for an underwear-less stroll. On a somewhat unrelated note, I also took a stroll yesterday — wearing underwear though — and got hit by a car! I’m fine, don’t worry. I just can’t stop talking about it, which is why I’ve turned this post about Jon Hamm’s balls into a post about me and my dance with death. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Jon Hamm Narrates “Tough Justice” Starring Lady Mary As An Ass-Kicking Cop

Jon Hamm Narrates "Tough Justice" Starring Lady Mary As An Ass-Kicking Cop
"She's not Lady Mary anymore..."

I find it impossible to separate Michelle Dockery from Lady Mary, her character on “Downton Abbey,” and apparently neither can she. Even when playing Connie Tough, a bad ass cop in “Tough Justice” alongside Michael Chiklis — on TNT, natch — her hoity-toity side comes out. There is a prim and proper way to fight crime, you know. (Bonus: Jon Hamm narrates!) [Funny Or Die]

Jon Hamm’s Tremendous Bulge Returns To “Mad Men” Set

Huzzah! “Mad Men” has begun filming its seventh and final season (which will be split into two parts, just like “Breaking Bad”‘s final season). Here’s our first look at Jon Hamm’s formidable package, back on set and going commando. (Listen, if I can see the outline of dick through pants in a teeeeeeeeeeeny tiny thumbnail photo [inset], then I can’t not talk about it.) Can’t wait! [Photos: Pacific Coast News]

Justin Theroux & Grant Bowler Want You To Know Their Balls Are Just As Big As Jon Hamm’s

Justin Theroux & Grant Bowler Want You To Know Their Balls Are Just As Big As Jon Hamm's

I mean, right? Justin Theroux went brief-less filming a jogging scene for his new movie yesterday, while the “Liz & Dick” actor brought his moose knuckle to the “Despicable Me” 2″ premiere. Settle down, guys. Jon Hamm doesn’t even want the title of “Most Obviously Big Balled Actor In Hollywood.” Let’s not be so competitive. There’s plenty of room in Hollywood for all of your impressive packages. [Photos: Splash News]

Some G-Rated Jon Hamm News For Once: A Visit To “Sesame Street”

Melissa & Elmo
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Melissa McCarthy dances with Elmo! Read More »
JGL's Puppet Pal
Nothing could make Joseph Gordon-Levitt better, except a puppet. Read More »
Big Bird & Michelle
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Big Bird flew down to the White House to look for some healthy snacks. Read More »
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Jon Hamm Learns About Sculpture

Both (adorable) Elmo and (adorable) Jon Hamm have seen their fair share of scandalous headlines lately, so it’s a delight to see them come together on “Sesame Street” over something wholesome like sculpture. [YouTube]

Confirmed: Jon Hamm Giggles Whilst Being Tickled

Jon Is Mad
Or else he is just making funny faces at the paparazzi. Read More »
Jon Thinks We're "Rude"
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Stop talking about his penis. "Privates" are called private for a reason. Read More »
7 minutes in heaven
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"Tee Hee Hee Hee"

“Seven Minutes In Heaven” host Mike O’Brien is a bastard. And that’s all I (jealously) have to say about that. [YouTube]

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