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Star Couplings: Kate and Jon Gosselin Have Settled Their Custody Dispute

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8 Suggestions For Jon Gosselin’s First Book

I’m sorry to burden you with bad news just a few hours after you return to the office from the three-day weekend, but alas … Jon Gosselin is writing a book. The tome will be called A Slice of Life: Jon Gosselin’s Story, and it’ll be co-written by Jon’s life coach, Sylvia Lafair. “The book is about having eight kids all at once when he was under the age of 30,” explains Lafair. “It includes some of the lessons that Jon has been learning with helpful hints on how he is working to reframe his relationship with his family including his two brothers and his mother. It also explores how the death of his father affected him.” Keep reading »

Quickies: Jon Gosselin’s Hawk Has Mange & Some Troubling “Mad Men” News

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Why Would Anyone Want To Impersonate Jon Gosselin?!?!

Maybe it’s just me, but I always thought the point of impersonating someone was because they are really, really cool. Yet a dentist from New York has allegedly chosen to imitate Jon Gosselin by wearing Ed Hardy t-shirts and smoking like a chimney. The dude has been hitting up clubs all over Atlantic City and is using his bogus celeb status to score with the ladies. I’m a little upset, not because the guy is rumored to be unbalanced, but because the only thing worse than one Jon Gosselin is two. [RadarOnline.com]

Oh, wait, this isn’t the first time a really lame celeb has been impersonated by a total creeper. After the jump, some other wannabes who made us run screaming. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Kate Gosselin Confirms Jon Is “Stubby”

  • Hailey Glassman said Jon Gosselin’s peen was “tiny, tiny, tiny,” but his ex-wife, Kate, was more succinct. She called him “stubby.” [Us Weekly]
  • Britney Spears and her boyfriend/agent, Jason Trawick, spent Valentine’s Day in the McDonald’s Drive-Thru! [Dlisted]
  • Holly Robinson Peete has not accepted John Mayer’s apology on behalf of his racist penis. [PopEater]
  • Gia Allemand has a boyfriend — and it’s not “The Bachelor,” Jake Pavelka. [Us Weekly]

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Quotable: Hailey Glassman Says Jon’s Peen Is Itty-Bitty

“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me. He’s hung like a 9-year-old boy. I’m serious. Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny. I would laugh about it with my mom.”

Hailey Glassman dishes on Jon Gosselin‘s penis, which she claims is “three inches,” in Steppin’ Out [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Quickies: Gosselin Robbery Was A Hoax, Sarah Palin Makes Fox Debut & Jay Reatard RIP

  • NYC cops are convinced Jon Gosselin‘s “burglary” was a publicity stunt. [Newser]
  • Musician Jay Reatard, who gained fame and critical acclaim with his 2009 album Watch Me Fall, was found dead in his Memphis home today. He was 29. [Rolling Stone]
  • Chris Rock is going to remake the French comedy “La premiere etoile.” [Variety]

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All About Morgan Christie, Jon Gosselin’s New Girlfriend

While Kate Gosselin got a new hairdo for 2010, Jon Gosselin got a new girlfriend. He is now dating Morgan Christie, 25, a chickadee he met while on a Thanksgiving snowboarding trip in Utah. So who is this girl? Keep reading »

Quickies: Horrible Hairstyles & New Year’s Eve Kiss Rules

  • The worst hairstyles of the decade, including the pouf, the fauxhawk, and the Eminem (left). [BuzzFeed]
  • Miranda July’s reading list isn’t quite what you might expect. [Vice]
  • Four ways to improve your online dating profile. [Lemondrop]

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Jon Gosselin’s Apartment Gets Trashed, Letter (And Knife!) Left Behind

Someone hates Jon Gosselin more than we do: TV’s douchebaggiest dad had his NYC apartment “ransacked” over the Christmas weekend!

According to TMZ, Gosselin returned to his apartment on Saturday and found his shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs all “slashed.” So, he got all those heinous Ed Hardy tee shirts ripped up? What’s the problem? Well, the perpetrator did some real damage, too. Keep reading »