jolie pitt kids

Angelina Jolie & Her Beautiful Brood Frolic On The Beach For Vogue’s November Issue

My birthday isn’t for another month, but my first present has already arrived! Angelina Jolie is on the cover of the upcoming issue of Vogue and her famous brood — aka my favorite celebrity children — is photographed alongside her inside the magazine! Maddox, Pax, Zahara and my beloved Shiloh, I’ve missssssed youuuuu! (I’m admittedly a little lukewarm on… More »


Breaking News: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Are Married!

After nine years and six children together, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were finally married in an intimate ceremony in France this past Saturday, their rep said in a statement to the Associated Press. The couple, who famously got together during the filming of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith,” got engaged in 2012 at their children’s… More »


It’s A Jolie-Pitt Kids Post!

Y’all know I have a special place in my heart for the Jolie-Pitt kids. Angelina Jolie escorted 67 percent of her brood — Zahara, Shiloh and twins Vivienne and Knox — out and about in Sydney, Australia. Shi and Zahara shared big sis duties, taking turns holding Knox’s hand. Click on for more pics (because… More »


I’m Always So Happy To See The Jolie-Pitt Kids!

The universe always feels a little out of whack to me when the Jolie-Pitt kids are laying low. That’s why I get so excited when Brad or Angelina brings their brood out into the light so the rest of us can bask in their awesomeness, if just for a second, via paparazzi pictures posted on… More »


The Entire Jolie-Pitt Crew Came Out To Celebrate Angelina’s Birthday

It has been so long since we saw all of the Jolie-Pitt kids together (I guess it can be hard to take all six out at a time), that I practically shrieked with joy when I saw photos of the entire family out celebrating Angelina Jolie’s 38th birthday. It’s been so long, I felt the need… More »


Hot Links: Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Is Earning How Much For Her First Movie Role?!

Today in “The Jolie-Pitt Kids Have It Better Than You”: four-year-old Vivienne Jolie-Pitt will reportedly earn $3000 per week, plus $60 per day for expenses, when she films her role in mom Angelina’s movie “Maleficent.” Yep, I’m making that face too, Viv. [Daily Freshies]
can’t even deal with rapper Lil Wayne, who released a song… More »


What’s Going On With The Jolie-Pitt Kids?

Jolie-Pitt rumors galore! An Angelina sex tape! A quickie wedding! But I know what you’re really wondering: what’s up with the kids? Ask and you shall receive. I have updates about your favorite brood. Usually Shiloh gets all the good headlines, but Knox may have stolen her thunder.

“Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s… More »


Angelina Jolie’s Kids Don’t Brush Their Teeth, Smell Like Johnny Depp

According to OK! Magazine’s expose on Angelina Jolie’s “bad parenting,” her household is the equivalent of a “an absolute zoo.” “Insiders,” whomever they may be, feel that we should be very concerned about the health, hygiene and safety of the Jolie-Pitt brood. The outlandish accusations after the jump. … More »


The Jolie-Pitt Kids Fly In Style

So, my ovaries did cartwheels when I saw this lightbox of photos of Angelina Jolie and her oldest kids (i.e., the twins were left at home) at an airport in Japan. Maddox’s boy beater! Pax’s aviator sunglasses tucked down the front of his shirt! His suit! Shiloh’s “Bitch, I don’t know these people” attitude! Zahara’s… More »