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It’s A Jolie-Pitt Kids Post!

Y’all know I have a special place in my heart for the Jolie-Pitt kids. Angelina Jolie escorted 67 percent of her brood — Zahara, Shiloh and twins Vivienne and Knox — out and about in Sydney, Australia. Shi and Zahara shared big sis duties, taking turns holding Knox’s hand. Click on for more pics (because I can never just download one)

I’m Always So Happy To See The Jolie-Pitt Kids!

The universe always feels a little out of whack to me when the Jolie-Pitt kids are laying low. That’s why I get so excited when Brad or Angelina brings their brood out into the light so the rest of us can bask in their awesomeness, if just for a second, via paparazzi pictures posted on the internet. Yesterday, Angelina and the six little-ish ones flew out of Los Angeles for who knows where, probably one of their castles somewhere, and all seems to be well. Pax is still shy, Maddox is growing into a too-cool-for-school teen, Shiloh is still being Shiloh (dig the “Star Wars” shirt, Shi!), Zahara is as fierce as ever, and the twins are resembling their gorgeous mom more and more every day. And all is right with the universe again…

The Entire Jolie-Pitt Crew Came Out To Celebrate Angelina’s Birthday

The Jolie-Pitt family goes out for Angelina's birthday

It has been so long since we saw all of the Jolie-Pitt kids together (I guess it can be hard to take all six out at a time), that I practically shrieked with joy when I saw photos of the entire family out celebrating Angelina Jolie’s 38th birthday. It’s been so long, I felt the need to annotate the photo so you can keep track. First of all, look at how dressed up and adorable Zahara looks? Love. And Maddox! Maddox is approaching sullen teen territory I can tell. Look at him trying to go all incognito. Knox is gettin’ in the way of his twin sis Vivienne, and Pax ain’t havin’ all of this attention. As for my beloved Shiloh? She is clearly distracted by some taxidermy in that window. Best family! [Photo: Splash News]

Pax And Zahara Jolie-Pitt
Angelina Jolie and Pax, Zahara and Vivienne
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Hot Links: Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Is Earning How Much For Her First Movie Role?!

  • Today in “The Jolie-Pitt Kids Have It Better Than You”: four-year-old Vivienne Jolie-Pitt will reportedly earn $3000 per week, plus $60 per day for expenses, when she films her role in mom Angelina’s movie “Maleficent.” Yep, I’m making that face too, Viv. [Daily Freshies]
  • can’t even deal with rapper Lil Wayne, who released a song called “Karate Chop,” in which he raps that he’s going to “beat that pussy like Emmett Till.” Emmett Till was a 14-year-old African American boy who was murdered by two white men in 1955 for daring to flirt with a white woman. Till’s family is understandably extremely offended by the lyric. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

What’s Going On With The Jolie-Pitt Kids?

Pax And Zahara Jolie-Pitt
Angelina Jolie and Pax, Zahara and Vivienne
Are starring in "Maleficent" with Ang. Read More »

Jolie-Pitt rumors galore! An Angelina sex tape! A quickie wedding! But I know what you’re really wondering: what’s up with the kids? Ask and you shall receive. I have updates about your favorite brood. Usually Shiloh gets all the good headlines, but Knox may have stolen her thunder.

“Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s four-year-old son Knox Jolie-Pitt reportedly missed a boat trip during his family’s festive holiday in the Caribbean because he is scared of water and didn’t want to get out of the box he was in.” Keep reading »

Angelina Jolie’s Kids Don’t Brush Their Teeth, Smell Like Johnny Depp

According to OK! Magazine’s expose on Angelina Jolie’s “bad parenting,” her household is the equivalent of a “an absolute zoo.” “Insiders,” whomever they may be, feel that we should be very concerned about the health, hygiene and safety of the Jolie-Pitt brood. The outlandish accusations after the jump. Keep reading »

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