Posts tagged "jokes"

Bill Maher Compares Zayn Malik To Boston Marathon Bomber

We are no strangers to Bill Maher’s Islamophobia by now, and his suggestion that the former One Directioner, Zayn Malik, resembles the terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is just more of the same garbage. Zayn Malik was born in England and is half Pakistani, Dzhockhar Tsarnaev is Chechyan. One is a radical terrorist and one is a…

By: Katrin Higher / April 5, 2015

Are You Living In The Funniest City In America?

The University of Colorado Boulder’s Humor Research Lab (yes, that’s an actual thing) has created a Humor Algorithm to determine which cities in America are most likely to leave you giggling — and what type of humor makes residents of that city laugh the most. Every major city has a personality of its own, so it…

By: Claire Hannum / April 22, 2014

“Holland’s Got Talent” Judge Makes A Few Too Many Cringeworthy Racist Jokes

The first thing I did after watching this video was hit up Google with the question, “is holland racist.” Perhaps not the best-formed inquiry, as far as reading comprehension goes, but a valid question nonetheless. It does, indeed, seem that the Netherlands might have a history of being a little racist, considering hundreds just recently…

By: Rachel Krause / November 20, 2013

10 Animals Laughing At Your Jokes

Humans aren’t the only ones who enjoy a good guffaw from time to time. Creatures from the Animal Kingdom are equally prone to a giggle fit under the right circumstances, and we’ve found 10 photos that prove that laughter is the best medicine — no matter your species of origin. Click through for proof.

By: Julie Gerstein / January 17, 2012

17 Signs You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hoochie Mama

A couple weeks ago, I told you about the scientifically developed hand test to see if your ancestors were sluts. But what about you? Remember Jeff Foxworthy’s charming “You Might Be A Redneck” series? Well, I’m not a redneck. I’m a hussy. So, while I don’t know much about fixin’ up a truck or mullet…

By: Simcha / November 18, 2010

David Letterman Versus The Palins: Round Two

The Sarah Palin and David Letterman feud continues. After the “Late Show” host cracked jokes about the Palin’s trip to New York City, the family got all upset and issued some very silly statements. They should’ve just kept their mouths shut. I would never have known about Sarah’s “slutty flight attendent look” if…

By: Nikki Dowling / June 11, 2009

Get REALLY Skinny For Bikini Season!

Thank goodness for The Onion. I was really tearing my hair out about how to lose the extra 50 lbs I’m carrying around my mid-section before putting on a bikini this summer, but now I know chewing on pencils when I’m hungry is the answer! [The Onion]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 29, 2008

Make Your Own Goofy CNN-Branded T-Shirt

So, CNN loves their wacky headlines so much, they’ve made it so you can order them as t-shirts! For example, if you, say, love the headline, “Weird fish leave sea, spawn on beach”, you can just click the little t-shirt icon next to it on CNN.com, and order it as a t-shirt! While putzing around…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 21, 2008