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For all you ladies who are too busy to put your bra and pants on separately and are looking for something you can slip into in seconds, your prayers have been answered. “Brants” are here! Brants combine your sexy bra and sleek pants into one, creating a jumpsuit-like piece of clothing that you can strut around in just about anywhere! They’re like those super-fashionable rompers but sexier. You’ll be sure to attract a lot of attention, especially with the massive camel toe you’ll probably have! And if that’s not enough to get you noticed, the dull beige color of the Brants will do the trick. But before you buy your Brants, don’t get too excited, because, well, they aren’t real … yet. [Dumb as a Blog] Keep reading »