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Shun, Shag, or Marry?: Johnny Depp, Colin Farell, And Jude Law Star In “Doctor Parnassus”

Terry Gilliam is an out there director—he’s the one behind “12 Monkeys” and “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.” His newest flick, “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus,” premiered at Cannes on Friday. Heath Ledger was originally the star, and filming was about halfway done when…well, you know. Gilliam decided to rework the role so that Heath shares it with Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law. Hello, hot back-ups!

“Imaginarium” involves a deal with a devil, which allows people to go through a magical mirror and explore their imaginations. Uh, strange? Obviously, we wish it could have been Heath the whole way through, but we figured we’d take a look at the three megastars who filled in at the last minute. And while it’s tempting to just throw all three of these guys in the “shag” column and walk away, here’s how we’d divide ‘em up… Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Johnny Depp Drives A Teeny, Tiny Car

And gets a bloody nose while doing it! [Filming "The Rum Diaries," Puerto Rico, 4/14/09] Keep reading »

Poll: Which Of These Mega Star Hotties Is The Most Desirable?

AskMen.com revealed its list of the Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2009 today. Readers were asked to vote not just on sex appeal and beauty, but also on humor, ambition and intelligence. Kate Winslet is ranked 99. Beyonce is No. 50. And Eva Mendes is numero uno. We’ve decided to build our own list of desirable men based on readers’ votes. So let your voice be heard! Each day we’ll give you a few guys under specific categories and then compile a Top Ten (oh hell, we may compile a Top 20) based on your votes…so, which of these ridiculously well-known mega hotties do you find the most desirable? [Photos: Splash News] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: J.Lo & Marc Anthony Not Splitting, Plus Lindsay Lohan’s Pyromaniac Ex

  • In an exclusive interview with In Touch, Jennifer Lopez says, “Divorce is not — and was never — an option.” Somewhere, J.Lo’s TWO ex-husbands are laughing. [Just Jared]
  • Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are going to make it legal in April! [Hollywood Rag]
  • Mickey Rourke and Bai Ling — now that’s a match made in heaven/hell. [DListed]
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    Hot Golden Globes Trend: Side Burns, Goatees, & Beards, Oh My!

    (Top Row: Mickey Rourke, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt; Bottom Row: Ashton Kutcher, Diddy, Colin Farrell)

    They may need to change Hollywood to Holly Woods after the man-beasts of Tinseltown showed some serious scruff at last night’s Golden Globes. From lumberjack-like beards to “Johnny Be Good” side burns, I bet there was more hair on hunky faces than bush on starlets’ va-jay-jays. And some of the whiskers were seriously sexy! Here are our facial hair highlights from the Golden Globes. Keep reading »

    Sweet Release: What’s In And Out The Week Of December 23rd 2008

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    Star Couplings: Lisa Marie Presley Pops Out The King’s Grand Twins

  • Lisa Marie Presley gave birth to twin girls! No word on their names but did you know Elvis was a twin? I had forgotten that. [Us Weekly]
  • Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony renewed their wedding vows in Las Vegas this weekend, along with their pals Carlos Beltran (a pitcher for the Mets) and his wife Jessica. [DListed]
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    Poll: Does Man-On-Man Action Turn You On?

    Guys like watching girls make out. When men spot girl-on-girl action, it’s like moths to a flame. This summer, there have been plenty for dudes to gawk at, seeing as being a lesbian is the new new thing. From Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” to Megan Fox admitting she fell for a stripper named Nikita, going girl gay is everywhere. But what about us gawkers? Women get the shaft when it comes to “Brokeback Mountain”-style bromances. We want to know. Does two dudes making out do it for you? Keep reading »

    Poll: How Soon Can You End A Bad Date?

    Dating is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get. Sometimes, your date may make Forrest Gump seem like a Mensa member. Falling in love takes time, but chemistry is instantaneous. This week, Kate Hudson admitted she ditched out on one first date with a banker before they’d even ordered dinner. Keep reading »

    Digital Time Capsule With Superstar Sperm Is Being Sent To Space

    Space, the final frontier, is getting a new voyager and some sperm that’s outta this world! Richard Garriott, the video game visionary behind Tabula Rasa, is going to be the sixth private citizen to be sent to outer space. How’d he get so lucky? Well, he’s started a program to collect, create, and carry digital DNA and snippets of human history as a time capsule to be stored at the International Space Station. The paranoid gamer is worried androids, the apocalypse, and natural disasters could make us all extinct. His fear has inspired him to create the project, called “Operation Immortality,” to ensure a future for humanity. So who’s genetic code is he cracking? So far, brilliant comedian and well-known narcissist, Stephen Colbert, has agreed to donate, but even the average Jane can offer up her stuff too! All you have to do is play the free trial of Tabula Rasa and your name could get selected at random to become a sample. But if DNA seems a bit too personal, you can simply send a message to the Universe by typing a note about the 21st Century here. Mr. Garriott will be collecting information until October when his shuttle launches. So, with a month to go, we’d like to recommend a few good peeps we think the future could use…

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