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All Of Johnny Depp’s Characters Are Gay

“They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him. I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?… And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite… ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”

— Johnny Depp talks to Vanity Fair about Disney’s reaction to his interpretation of Captain Jack Sparrow in “Pirates of the Caribbean.” [via Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

Johnny Depp Says Angelina Jolie Is A “Really Cool Broad”

“We sat there and babbled about our kids. … I was pleasantly surprised that she has an incredibly perverse sense of humor. She’s a really cool broad.”

Johnny Depp talks about how he bonded with Angelina Jolie on the set of “The Tourist.” Maybe it’s just me, but don’t actors usually gush on and on about their co-stars? And doesn’t “cool broad” sound more like something you’d say about Judi Dench? This statement has me thinking that maybe Johnny and Angie didn’t get along so well. [Daily Mail] Keep reading »

“21 Jump Street” Coming To A Movie Theater Near You

Ahhh, “21 Jump Street.” The show that introduced us to our crush of the past 23 years, Johnny Depp. The premise was a little weak—a group of young-looking undercover officers investigate crimes committed by and to those who aren’t yet of age. (Check out the first 10 minutes of the pilot above.) Now, “Jump Street” is headed for the big screen. The stars attached? Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill. Wait, do we smell a buddy cop movie? Suffice it to say that Channing is no Johnny, but still—this could be pretty good. [EW] Keep reading »

I’m Too Distracted To Say Anything Important About Angelina Jolie And Johnny Depp’s “The Tourist”


Angelina Jolie! Johnny Depp! The trailer for their movie “The Tourist” is out and, dudes, I dunno, you would think I would be all about this movie because, hello, Johnny Depp, but I am distracted. Distracted by Angelina’s weird accent. Where is she supposed to be from? Distracted by Johnny’s oddly bloated face. And that beard. Ick. Distracted by the fact that I am not distracted by an overwhelming sexual desire for Johnny Depp. Just distracted. Keep reading »

The Many Faces Of Johnny Depp

According to this chart and my math, Johnny Depp on-screen personas are bangable about 84 percent of the time. [via Reddit] Keep reading »

Quotable: Vanessa Paradis Loves Johnny Depp’s Loyalty … And Everything Else

“I could make an endless list of all the things I admire about him, but above all I admire his immense loyalty. I love watching him when he’s thoughtful or involved in something. I love observing him when he is talking to people. I love seeing how he deals with situations. … I could go on and on, tell you I admire him as an actor, as a father and as the man he is for me. But more than anything, I admire him as a person. Not only when he is talking to me or his mother, but as a person in the world, in all kinds of situations. I think he is magnificent. Truly magnificent.”

—Vanessa Paradis gabs to Marie Claire UK about her man of 12 years and baby daddy, Johnny Depp. I think he’s pretty magnificent, too! I guess she’s not leaving him anytime soon. I’ll have to find someone else. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Johnny Depp Paints Vanessa Paradis (And More)

Johnny Depp revealed his skills as an artist in this weekend’s issue of Madame Figaro, guest-edited by longtime partner Vanessa Paradis. Besides this portrait of Vanessa, the magazine ran his renderings of Marlon Brando, Keith Richards, and Julian Schnabel. Do you think Johnny is as talented a visual artist as he is an actor? [The Fashion Spot via SassyBella] Keep reading »

Johnny Depp Directs A Music Video, We Swoon

Johnny Depp, will you do me a favor? Can you do something gruesomely unattractive? Perhaps kick a puppy, fart loudly in public, or do a detailed interview about your athlete’s foot—something to distract us from your hotness and all-around awesomeness. The latest Depp move that will make you swoon? He’s directed a music video for British indie rockers Babybird. This vid for “Unlovable” is a reinterpretation of Ambrose Bierce’s short story, “An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge,” which was also the basis for an iconic “Twilight Zone” episode. It’s pretty dope, no? [NY Mag] Keep reading »

Quickies: Johnny Depp Or Orlando Bloom, Who’s Hotter? Plus, Another Dumb, Lovesick Criminal

  • Who’s the ultimate teen heartthrob, Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom? Vote now. [TrèsSugar]
  • You know those women who flirt with all men, even the ones they’re not attracted to? Well, this is why they do it. [Your Tango]
  • And now for some graphic proof that skinny jeans on men aren’t the right move. [College Humor]

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Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Katie Holmes Is A Baby Machine? Angelina And Johnny?

Another week, another round of rumors. Thank goodness we had the Oscars this weekend to bring everyone together in one place, creating a breeding ground for drama! It’s inevitable when you put all the beautiful people together that something sexy will happen. Because we’re so generous, we took out the hard part of reading the tabloids yourself. We’ve plucked the best stories for you, after the jump. We wouldn’t want you to get ink on your fingertips or anything. Keep reading »