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Johnny Depp Slimes His Fans At The Nick Kids’ Choice Awards

When Johnny Depp stepped up to the podium at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday night to accept his award for Best Movie Actor, he said, “You guys are the future. Take good care of us.” And then proceeded to slime the audience. You can’t do that on television, indeed. Also, anyone think it’s… More »


“Pirates Of The Caribbean 4″ Looks Mermaid-tastic

 

Behold, the trailer for “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.” The rest of the interwebs is excited about it because Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz seem to have a love/hate flirtation going on as they search for the fountain of youth, even though Johnny has said Jack Sparrow is gay. I… More »


How Badly Did “The Tourist” Bomb Last Weekend?

I was pleasantly surprised by the Golden Globe nominations, with one jarring exception: “The Tourist.” Why the hell would Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp get Best Actress/Actor nominations for a movie critics have agreed is a huge stinker? The movie totally bombed at the box office this weekend, pulling in a (relatively) measly $17 million… More »


Don’t Even Try To Call Johnny Depp

“We have Internet and stuff like that because I think that’s the safest form, well, most interesting form of communication. I just don’t like phones. I just don’t like them … being reachable all the time.”
Johnny Depp tackles the rumor that he’s a Luddite at “The Tourist” premiere [OMG Yahoo] … More »


Angelina Jolie On How She And Johnny Depp Are Alike

“It turns out we are both a bit reclusive. That’s why our paths had never crossed – neither of us attends many parties or goes out very much. Neither of us seems to take ourselves too seriously. And maybe there’s something about being in a place in your life where your family is so central… More »


Johnny Depp Doesn’t Want To Marry Vanessa Paradis Out Of Respect For Her Last Name

“I never found myself needing that piece of paper. Marriage is really from soul to soul, heart to heart. You don’t need somebody to say, okay you’re married. … If Vanessa wanted to get hitched, why not. … But the thing is, I’d be so scared of ruining her last name. She’s got such a… More »


All Of Johnny Depp’s Characters Are Gay

“They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him. I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is… More »


Johnny Depp Says Angelina Jolie Is A “Really Cool Broad”

“We sat there and babbled about our kids. … I was pleasantly surprised that she has an incredibly perverse sense of humor. She’s a really cool broad.”
Johnny Depp talks about how he bonded with Angelina Jolie on the set of “The Tourist.” Maybe it’s just me, but don’t actors usually gush on and on… More »


“21 Jump Street” Coming To A Movie Theater Near You

Ahhh, “21 Jump Street.” The show that introduced us to our crush of the past 23 years, Johnny Depp. The premise was a little weak—a group of young-looking undercover officers investigate crimes committed by and to those who aren’t yet of age. (Check out the first 10 minutes of the pilot above.) Now,… More »


I’m Too Distracted To Say Anything Important About Angelina Jolie And Johnny Depp’s “The Tourist”

Angelina Jolie! Johnny Depp! The trailer for their movie “The Tourist” is out and, dudes, I dunno, you would think I would be all about this movie because, hello, Johnny Depp, but I am distracted. Distracted by Angelina’s weird accent. Where is she supposed to be from? Distracted by Johnny’s oddly bloated face. And… More »


The Many Faces Of Johnny Depp

According to this chart and my math, Johnny Depp on-screen personas are bangable about 84 percent of the time. [via Reddit] … More »


Quotable: Vanessa Paradis Loves Johnny Depp’s Loyalty … And Everything Else

“I could make an endless list of all the things I admire about him, but above all I admire his immense loyalty. I love watching him when he’s thoughtful or involved in something. I love observing him when he is talking to people. I love seeing how he deals with situations. … I could go… More »


Johnny Depp Paints Vanessa Paradis (And More)

Johnny Depp revealed his skills as an artist in this weekend’s issue of Madame Figaro, guest-edited by longtime partner Vanessa Paradis. Besides this portrait of Vanessa, the magazine ran his renderings of Marlon Brando, Keith Richards, and Julian Schnabel. Do you think Johnny is as talented a visual artist as he is an actor? [TheMore »


Johnny Depp Directs A Music Video, We Swoon

Johnny Depp, will you do me a favor? Can you do something gruesomely unattractive? Perhaps kick a puppy, fart loudly in public, or do a detailed interview about your athlete’s foot—something to distract us from your hotness and all-around awesomeness. The latest Depp move that will make you swoon? He’s directed a music… More »


Quickies: Johnny Depp Or Orlando Bloom, Who’s Hotter? Plus, Another Dumb, Lovesick Criminal

Who’s the ultimate teen heartthrob, Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom? Vote now. [TrèsSugar]
You know those women who flirt with all men, even the ones they’re not attracted to? Well, this is why they do it. [Your Tango]
And now for some graphic proof that skinny jeans on men aren’t the right move. [College Humor]… More »


Which Hot Pajama’d Actor Is Throwing Himself Off A Building?

Find out, after the jump … … More »


Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Katie Holmes Is A Baby Machine? Angelina And Johnny?

Another week, another round of rumors. Thank goodness we had the Oscars this weekend to bring everyone together in one place, creating a breeding ground for drama! It’s inevitable when you put all the beautiful people together that something sexy will happen. Because we’re so generous, we took out the hard part of reading the… More »


Star Couplings: Vanessa Paradis Supposedly Fears Johnny Depp Working With Angelina Jolie

Vanessa Paradis has reportedly ordered Johnny Depp to quit “The Tourist” because she doesn’t want to be another Angelina Jolie love casualty. [NY Post]
Rumor has it that Wyclef Jean’s wife, Marie Claudinette, forced him to fire his manager, Lisa Ellis, after finding nude photos of her on his phone. [NY Daily News]
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Johnny Depp Has Put A Spell On You

When we saw the title of this post, “‘I Put a Spell on You’ Single & Video for Haiti, Feat. Johnny Depp,” we were like, what, our boyfriend can sing? But then we watched the video, and we were like, ah, no. In order to help post-earthquake relief and rescue efforts in Haiti,… More »


Why So Serious, Johnny?

What looks to be a freshly showered Johnny Depp stares forlornly into the distance on the set of his film “The Tourist.” [Venice, Italy, 3/1/10] … More »