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If you get bored at work this week, try to name every part Johnny Depp has ever played without looking at his IMDB page. This adorably illustrated companion should help. This game marries two things I really like: trivia and Johnny Depp. Filing under really solid time wasters. [Derek Eads] … READ MORE »


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After seeing Kermit work the “black carpet” at the “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” premiere, I vote for Muppets to work all red carpet events forevermore. It’s so much easier to ask embarrassing questions and make off-color jokes when you’re a puppet. Kermit played the Johnny Depp and Vanessa Hudgens interviews… READ MORE »


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“I remember watching it as a kid, with Jay Silverheels and Clayton Moore, and going: ‘Why is the f**king Lone Ranger telling Tonto what to do?’ I liked Tonto, even at that tender age, and knew Tonto was getting the unpleasant end of the stick here. That’s stuck with me. And when the idea came… READ MORE »


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When Johnny Depp stepped up to the podium at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday night to accept his award for Best Movie Actor, he said, “You guys are the future. Take good care of us.” And then proceeded to slime the audience. You can’t do that on television, indeed. Also, anyone think it’s… READ MORE »


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Behold, the trailer for “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.” The rest of the interwebs is excited about it because Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz seem to have a love/hate flirtation going on as they search for the fountain of youth, even though Johnny has said Jack Sparrow is gay. I… READ MORE »


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I was pleasantly surprised by the Golden Globe nominations, with one jarring exception: “The Tourist.” Why the hell would Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp get Best Actress/Actor nominations for a movie critics have agreed is a huge stinker? The movie totally bombed at the box office this weekend, pulling in a (relatively) measly $17 million… READ MORE »


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“We have Internet and stuff like that because I think that’s the safest form, well, most interesting form of communication. I just don’t like phones. I just don’t like them … being reachable all the time.”
Johnny Depp tackles the rumor that he’s a Luddite at “The Tourist” premiere [OMG Yahoo] … READ MORE »


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“It turns out we are both a bit reclusive. That’s why our paths had never crossed – neither of us attends many parties or goes out very much. Neither of us seems to take ourselves too seriously. And maybe there’s something about being in a place in your life where your family is so central… READ MORE »


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“I never found myself needing that piece of paper. Marriage is really from soul to soul, heart to heart. You don’t need somebody to say, okay you’re married. … If Vanessa wanted to get hitched, why not. … But the thing is, I’d be so scared of ruining her last name. She’s got such a… READ MORE »


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“They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him. I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is… READ MORE »


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“We sat there and babbled about our kids. … I was pleasantly surprised that she has an incredibly perverse sense of humor. She’s a really cool broad.”
Johnny Depp talks about how he bonded with Angelina Jolie on the set of “The Tourist.” Maybe it’s just me, but don’t actors usually gush on and on… READ MORE »


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Ahhh, “21 Jump Street.” The show that introduced us to our crush of the past 23 years, Johnny Depp. The premise was a little weak—a group of young-looking undercover officers investigate crimes committed by and to those who aren’t yet of age. (Check out the first 10 minutes of the pilot above.) Now,… READ MORE »


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Angelina Jolie! Johnny Depp! The trailer for their movie “The Tourist” is out and, dudes, I dunno, you would think I would be all about this movie because, hello, Johnny Depp, but I am distracted. Distracted by Angelina’s weird accent. Where is she supposed to be from? Distracted by Johnny’s oddly bloated face. And… READ MORE »


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According to this chart and my math, Johnny Depp on-screen personas are bangable about 84 percent of the time. [via Reddit] … READ MORE »


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“I could make an endless list of all the things I admire about him, but above all I admire his immense loyalty. I love watching him when he’s thoughtful or involved in something. I love observing him when he is talking to people. I love seeing how he deals with situations. … I could go… READ MORE »


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Johnny Depp revealed his skills as an artist in this weekend’s issue of Madame Figaro, guest-edited by longtime partner Vanessa Paradis. Besides this portrait of Vanessa, the magazine ran his renderings of Marlon Brando, Keith Richards, and Julian Schnabel. Do you think Johnny is as talented a visual artist as he is an actor? [TheREAD MORE »


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Johnny Depp, will you do me a favor? Can you do something gruesomely unattractive? Perhaps kick a puppy, fart loudly in public, or do a detailed interview about your athlete’s foot—something to distract us from your hotness and all-around awesomeness. The latest Depp move that will make you swoon? He’s directed a music… READ MORE »