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Johnny Depp Keeps Stringing Vanessa Paradis Along

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis keep showing signs that the two are rekindling their relationship even after Depp broke Vanessa’s heart last month and was seen around town with his “Rum Diary” co-star, Amber Heard.

First, as I already reported, Johnny vacationed with Vanessa and their children:Lily-Rose and Jack, in the south of France a few weeks back and while… More »


Where’s Johnny? Amber Heard Hangs With Maybe-Not-So Ex-Girlfriend Tasya Van Ree

I’ve got nothin’ against Amber Heard, but when I heard the rumor that Johnny Depp had split from his longtime partner (and the mother of his children) Vanessa Paradis to start a romance with the much younger actress, I was deeply disappointed. Why, Johnny, why? Are there any middle-aged men who are impervious to the… More »


Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis Gearing Up For Custody Battle

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis recently went their separate ways publicly after 14 years of de facto marriage. Of course those of us in the know said their relationship was all over but the crying months ago. They have two young children together and the custody battle is about to begin, so strap on your typecasting and phone Tim… More »


Vanessa Paradis Heartbroken: Johnny Depp Making It With Bisexual Amber Heard

Johnny Depp in hot and heavy with self-proclaimed bisexual Amber Heard while Vanessa Paradis is heartbroken and out in the cold. A couple of months ago, CDL had already claimed that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis were over. However, Depp has been telling people that this split rumor isn’t really true. So what’s the sitch? More »


The Good, The Bad & The WTF At The 2012 CFDA Awards

The Council of Fashion Designers of America bestows awards on new young talent each year and throws itself a major party. Last night was the big event, and designers and their fans turned out in droves to honor one another. And the winners are… … More »


Nerd Girl Porn: The Wacky Fashion of Johnny Depp

Before any of you freak out, please know we have a deep and unabiding love for Mr. Johnny Depp. He’s amazing. He’s friggin’ adorable. And he will always be our number 1 (or 3) crush ever since he starred in the original “21 Jump Street.” But the man is clearly uncomfortable with being People’s Sexiest… More »


Hot Links: Johnny Depp Said He Was “Angry” Until He Became A Dad

Johnny Depp shares how becoming a father changed him as a man. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Model Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth to a baby boy named Noah Phoenix yesterday! Mazel tov! [TooFab]
On your knees, ladies. If you want your man to last longer in the sack, you’re gonna have to blow him… More »


Well Played: Bella Heathcote At The “Dark Shadows” Premiere

We’ve never really heard of Bella Heathcote before, but we do know she’s in the new “Dark Shadows” remake starring opposite Johnny Depp, who will no doubt be channeling some version of Keith Richards. We also know she’s got pretty major bangs, and has yet to offend us sartorially, having picked a very lovely cream… More »


10 Fun Facts About The Original “21 Jump Street”

As part of Hollywood’s never-ending pillaging of the TV landscape of my youth, the big-screen reboot of “21 Jump Street” hits theaters this Friday. Having been a huge fan of the show, I was opposed to the film from the get-go. However, after hearing that most (if not all) of the main cast members have cameos, and… More »


Vanessa Paradis Makes “Mind Your Own Business” Sound So Eloquent

“You know, when I eat three peas, I’m pregnant. When I visit a city, I’m buying a house. In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It’s been 15 years since I’ve been getting married every year. In addition, I have to answer all these rumors!”
Vanessa Paradis gets the prize… More »


A Nostalgic Look Back At Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis

The latest in celebrity breakup-related depression is the alleged separation of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. I heard the rumors just last week, and chalked them up to just that — rumors. Neither of the two parties have come forward with an official statement but, lo and behold, they’ve landed the cover story of this… More »


Morning Quickies: Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis To Split?

‘Tis the season for breakups: Johnny Depp and longterm girlfriend Vanessa Paradis are headed for a split, a source tells RadarOnline. “People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end,” the source said. Depp is reportedly talking… More »


28 Hot Dudes Holding Cameras

Unexpected Nerd Girl Porn Alert! theBERRY has a gallery of 28 extremely attractive dudes holding cameras that gave me a sudden and surprising girl boner this afternoon. I could make a point-and-shoot joke here, but shall refrain and instead suggest you click on over to peruse the pics yourself.  … More »


Ahoy, Matey: “Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” On DVD!

Just in time for Halloween, “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” is out on DVD! The 4th installment of the franchise sees Johnny Depp’s wiley Captain Jack Sparrow leading a quest to find the Fountain of Youth in the Americas (as if Johnny Depp doesn’t get better with age). Penelope Cruz and Ian McShane and… More »


Johnny Depp: A Sexy Retrospective

How is it humanly possible that at age 48, Johnny Depp is sexier than he was when I used to rip his photos out of Tiger Beat? From Officer Tom Hanson to Captain Jack Sparrow, this man is aging like a bottle of the French Bordeaux of which he is so fond. There’s a reason why… More »


Here It Is: The Trailer For “The Rum Diary”

A shorter version of this trailer aired on TV this week, and since I don’t watch as much network television as I used to, I wasn’t sure how new the trailer was. Turns out it’s brand new—and it’s news because Johnny Depp has been working on “The Rum” Diary since 2007. The movie itself… More »


16 Strange Celebrity Phobias


An Illustrated History Of Johnny Depp’s Career

If you get bored at work this week, try to name every part Johnny Depp has ever played without looking at his IMDB page. This adorably illustrated companion should help. This game marries two things I really like: trivia and Johnny Depp. Filing under really solid time wasters. [Derek Eads] … More »


Kermit Works The Black Carpet

After seeing Kermit work the “black carpet” at the “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” premiere, I vote for Muppets to work all red carpet events forevermore. It’s so much easier to ask embarrassing questions and make off-color jokes when you’re a puppet. Kermit played the Johnny Depp and Vanessa Hudgens interviews… More »


Johnny Depp Promises His “Lone Ranger” Won’t Be As … Racist

“I remember watching it as a kid, with Jay Silverheels and Clayton Moore, and going: ‘Why is the f**king Lone Ranger telling Tonto what to do?’ I liked Tonto, even at that tender age, and knew Tonto was getting the unpleasant end of the stick here. That’s stuck with me. And when the idea came… More »