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In the midst of all this ongoing Johnny Depp/Amber Heard dramz, I’m always happy to see Vanessa Paradis show up somewhere looking like her badass, sexy-French-witch self, unconcerned with silly Johnny and his totally gratuitous, overdone accessories (nine scarves at once!). Here she is at a Chanel exhibition at the Palais de Tokyo in Paris, because of course. Her hair is so perfect. So. Damn. Perfect. Team Vanessa, alllllllll the way.
I know a lot of you could probably give a damn about this story but, because Winona Ryder and “Little Women” were the closest things to perfection to me in my pre-teen, formative years, a Johnny Depp/Winona Ryder story will always be high on my radar.
…. Even if the story comes from the National Enquirer and is laughable at best.
Apparently Winona senses trouble in the Amber Heard situation and is itching to inch her way back into Johnny’s good graces. According to sources, Amber has been hounding Johnny to go public with their relationship and his reluctance is driving her back into the arms of her lesbian lover. The single life doesn’t seem like it’s been too calming for Johnny, does it? So, Winona recognizes the fact that she and Johnny got engaged and serious too young but sees now as the perfect time to rekindle their love. If Justin and Selena can make a go of it, why not Johnny and Winona? Read more on Celeb Dirty Laundry…
Johnny Depp has never met a scarf he didn’t like. Johnny Depp loves scarves so much, that he wears them with nearly every ensemble, sometimes piling scarf on top of scarf. He even wears scarves as belts! (I heard that Johnny Depp once wore nine scarves at once. At the time, I thought it was just a rumor, but I’ve started to believe it could be true.) So who better than Johnny Depp to model six light and airy scarves that are perfect for spring?
- Attention, ladies: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard may have broken up. Amber has reportedly dumped him for her friend Marie de Villepin, the daughter of the former French president. Johnny is supposedly “heartbroken” because he “had felt he’d found his soulmate in Amber.” [Belfast Telegraph UK]
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt pulled out a video camera on some paparazzi who were following him — watch what happened. [Boing Boing]
- Justin Timberlake was overheard calling his ex-Britney Spears a “bitch” at a Super Bowl party. [Hollywood Life]
“I braided his hair! That was so nice. We would stay up talking till the sunrise. It was the most magical experience.”