In the midst of all this ongoing Johnny Depp/Amber Heard dramz, I’m always happy to see Vanessa Paradis show up somewhere looking like her badass, sexy-French-witch self, unconcerned with silly Johnny and his totally gratuitous, overdone accessories (nine scarves at once!). Here she is at a Chanel exhibition at the Palais de Tokyo in Paris, because of course. Her hair is so perfect. So. Damn. Perfect. Team Vanessa, alllllllll the way.
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Winona Ryder Plotting To Steal Johnny Depp Away From Amber Heard
I know a lot of you could probably give a damn about this story but, because Winona Ryder and “Little Women” were the closest things to perfection to me in my pre-teen, formative years, a Johnny Depp/Winona Ryder story will always be high on my radar.
…. Even if the story comes from the National Enquirer and is laughable at best.
Apparently Winona senses trouble in the Amber Heard situation and is itching to inch her way back into Johnny’s good graces. According to sources, Amber has been hounding Johnny to go public with their relationship and his reluctance is driving her back into the arms of her lesbian lover. The single life doesn’t seem like it’s been too calming for Johnny, does it? So, Winona recognizes the fact that she and Johnny got engaged and serious too young but sees now as the perfect time to rekindle their love. If Justin and Selena can make a go of it, why not Johnny and Winona? Read more on Celeb Dirty Laundry…
Style On The Stars: 6 Spring Scarves Modeled By Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp has never met a scarf he didn’t like. Johnny Depp loves scarves so much, that he wears them with nearly every ensemble, sometimes piling scarf on top of scarf. He even wears scarves as belts! (I heard that Johnny Depp once wore nine scarves at once. At the time, I thought it was just a rumor, but I’ve started to believe it could be true.) So who better than Johnny Depp to model six light and airy scarves that are perfect for spring?
Johnny Depp And Amber Heard May Be Dunzo
- Attention, ladies: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard may have broken up. Amber has reportedly dumped him for her friend Marie de Villepin, the daughter of the former French president. Johnny is supposedly “heartbroken” because he “had felt he’d found his soulmate in Amber.” [Belfast Telegraph UK]
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt pulled out a video camera on some paparazzi who were following him — watch what happened. [Boing Boing]
- Justin Timberlake was overheard calling his ex-Britney Spears a “bitch” at a Super Bowl party. [Hollywood Life]
Armie Hammer And Johnny Depp Just Love Cuddling
“I braided his hair! That was so nice. We would stay up talking till the sunrise. It was the most magical experience.”
– Armie Hammer, who plays the Lone Ranger, joking about his quirky “Lone Ranger” costar Johnny “Tonto” Depp. I will hold that image in my heart forever. [Perez Hilton]
Johnny Depp Keeps Stringing Vanessa Paradis Along
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis keep showing signs that the two are rekindling their relationship even after Depp broke Vanessa’s heart last month and was seen around town with his “Rum Diary” co-star, Amber Heard.
First, as I already reported, Johnny vacationed with Vanessa and their children:Lily-Rose and Jack, in the south of France a few weeks back and while they were there Johnny gifted his jilted former partner of 14 years with an antique gold pendant with the inscription “My heart is always with you.” At the time, the gift and the pendant were enough to cause people to speculate that Johnny and Vanessa were back together and trying to work their relationship out for the sake of their children. Read more…
Where’s Johnny? Amber Heard Hangs With Maybe-Not-So Ex-Girlfriend Tasya Van Ree
I’ve got nothin’ against Amber Heard, but when I heard the rumor that Johnny Depp had split from his longtime partner (and the mother of his children) Vanessa Paradis to start a romance with the much younger actress, I was deeply disappointed. Why, Johnny, why? Are there any middle-aged men who are impervious to the charms of a lady 20 years their junior? But maybe this rumor isn’t so true. Heard was photographed traipsing around Los Angeles with Tasya Van Ree, the woman who was, up until recently (or so we thought), her girlfriend. In another photo (after the jump), they appear pretty happy! Maybe they’re still together after all and Johnny and Vanessa’s split has nothing to do with his fooling around with his bisexual costar? Or perhaps Heard is just one of those people who can remain friends with an ex, like, immediately. Inquiring minds want to know! [Photos: Ryan/WENN] Keep reading »
Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis Gearing Up For Custody Battle
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis recently went their separate ways publicly after 14 years of de facto marriage. Of course those of us in the know said their relationship was all over but the crying months ago. They have two young children together and the custody battle is about to begin, so strap on your typecasting and phone Tim Burton!
Hollywood Hiccups has the inside track on the story: “Vanessa is furious and ready for a fight, she wants Johnny to spend as little time as possible with the children. She does not want her children exposed to any of his new girlfriends. The children are already distraught at the loss of their father.” Read more…
Vanessa Paradis Heartbroken: Johnny Depp Making It With Bisexual Amber Heard
Johnny Depp in hot and heavy with self-proclaimed bisexual Amber Heard while Vanessa Paradis is heartbroken and out in the cold. A couple of months ago, CDL had already claimed that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis were over. However, Depp has been telling people that this split rumor isn’t really true. So what’s the sitch? Are they still together or have they broken up already?
The two – Vanessa and Johnny – are rarely seen together. Sometimes they are in the same city but they usually seem to be geographically separated throughout the year. While Depp had been intrigued with his alleged hookups with other girls such as Ashley Olsen, Amber Heard and Eva Green, Vanessa has kept mum about the matter. Read more …
Nerd Girl Porn: The Wacky Fashion of Johnny Depp
Before any of you freak out, please know we have a deep and unabiding love for Mr. Johnny Depp. He’s amazing. He’s friggin’ adorable. And he will always be our number 1 (or 3) crush ever since he starred in the original “21 Jump Street.” But the man is clearly uncomfortable with being People’s Sexiest Man Alive because he mostly dresses like a country hobo just down to the city for a spoon jamboree. This has not in any way lessened our affections for him — nothing really could, not even the horrible “Rum Diaries.” — but take a gander at his sartorial history and tell me he’s not totally effing with us.
