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Be My Boyfriend: Klingon Sword-Wielding Floridian Johnnie Blade

Dear Johnnie Blade, First of all, your parents clearly knew you were destined for greatness, because they gave you a name that could only befit a future porn star or Klingon sword enthusiast. I have no idea about your adult film industry experience, but you were recently arrested for "wildly swinging" a four-foot long sword…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 14, 2013