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Jessica Simpson Discusses John Mayer And That “Mom Jeans” Fiasco With Oprah


On yesterday’s episode of “Oprah,” Jessica Simpson responded for the first time to John Mayer‘s blabbermouth statement to Playboy — that she’s like crack in the sack. He, for the record, apologized to her in writing (email or text, we wonder) and she has not and doesn’t plan on accepting it. Good for her! After all the rumors about Jessica still pining away for Mayer, it’s nice to see her standing up for herself, but also seeming disinterested in his smarmy ass. Keep reading »

Quotable: Courtney Love Wants To Hate F**k John Mayer

“Do you ever feel like spite hate f***ing @johncmayer just to put hi in his place, hes a better guitarist than me but not better in bed ! but like say your [sic] f***ing @johncmayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times”

— Courtney Love, only about two weeks behind the rest of us, seems to have finally read — or at least heard about — John Mayer’s recent Playboy interview where he likens Jessica Simpson to sexual napalm and calls his dick a white supremacist. Love took to Twitter to share her own comments about Mayer. No word yet on whether Mayer is interested in taking her up on her “offer.” Now that might be a match made in heaven. [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Poll: If Your Ex Were Talking Smack, Would You Want Your Dad To Defend Your Honor?

If your ex were talking smack, would you want your dad to defend your honor like Joe Simpson did?

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In His Quest To Be “Clever” John Mayer Offends Everyone, Especially Black Women

Yesterday, we reported some off-color remarks John Mayer made about Jessica Simpson in Playboy. Jessica could have taken his comparison of her to “sexual napalm” positively or negatively, depending on how she felt about herself and their relationship. But his musings about black women and use of the N-word weren’t as clever as he hoped, but cemented his status as the biggest jerk with a mic. Let’s dissect what he said and how he tried to apologize, after the jump. Keep reading »

John Mayer Breaks Down, Apologizes For Being A D-Bag


Won’t he ever shut up? Not yet! After his controversial interview with Playboy came out yesterday, John Mayer broke down on stage and said a bunch of stuff that maybe was an apology? It sounded like more masturbation if you ask me. And we know how much he likes that. Clip above. [via YouTube]

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Jessica Simpson Cannot Be That Good In Bed

John Mayer, I call bulls**t. In a recent interview with Playboy, the oversharing singer had this to say about his ex, Jessica Simpson:

Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm … 
Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just f**kin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep f**king you.”

I’m sorry, but there is NO WAY Jessica Simpson is that good in bed. Keep reading »

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