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Twitter Tirades: Jesus Tweets, Plus Other Celebs Take On Easter

Obviously, we’ve got an impostor here, but with lines like ‘water to wine it’s sleazy time’, we might not mind.

Ah, Easter! If Jesus were alive today, we’re pretty sure he would Twitter like Diddy because, really, it’s the best way to get the word out. Since we can follow Jesus, but not on Twitter, we’ll have to ask our favorite celebrities what they would do. Here’s how John Mayer, Martha Stewart, Ashton and more got their God on… Keep reading »

Twitter Tirades: Lindsay Lohan Dumps SamRo, Diddy Watches Porn

It was a big weekend on Twitter! Lindsay Lohan dumped SamRo via a tweet, then accused her of doing drugs and cheating, before getting locked out of her house. Wah! Plus, Diddy watched porn whilst eating cornflakes, Nicole Richie gushed about her Prince Charming, and John Mayer took a bath. Guess it should come as no surprise that these publicity loving celebs hold nothing back when they tweet… More screengrabs, after the jumps… Keep reading »

Top Ten Signs Your Significant Other Is Obsessed With Twitter

The latest installment in the saga that is poor Jennifer Aniston’s love life is the news that she dumped sappy John Mayer because of his Twitter obsession. Apparently, John had been blowing off Jen for a while, claiming he was just too busy working to hang with her. When Aniston found out he wasn’t too busy to update Twitter every few minutes around the clock, she was livid. How to make sure you don’t suffer a similar fate? Pay attention to these top ten signs your significant other is becoming obsessed with Twitter, after the jump. Keep reading »

Five Totally Fake Publicity Stunts***

***According to me

We’ve already discussed the clever use of girl-on-girl as a go-to publicity stunt for celebrities. But it’s not the only shady tactic used by Hollywood to garner interest in stars whose popularity is waning or in film, tv, and music projects that might otherwise go unnoticed. After the jump, five recent “celebrity” stories that I think are totally fake and carefully concocted. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Marc Jacobs Is Engaged!

  • Marc Jacobs might be engaged to his boyfriend of more than a year, Brazilian ad executive Lorenzo Martone. Marc has reportedly already purchased $13 million love nest in the West Village. [WWD]
  • Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are moving to Santa Monica because she wants to act more and needs to be on the west coast to do that. Maybe they can make “Glitter 2″ together. [Perez Hilton]
  • After giving birth last September, Mark Wahlberg’s girlfriend Rhea Durham is pregnant again with their fourth child. My, they work fast. [Dlisted]
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    Star Couplings: Holly Madison and Criss Angel Call It Quits

  • The former “Girls Next Door” star Holly Madison has parted ways with her boyfriend Criss Angel after only four months. Maybe Hugh still has room for her in the Playboy mansion. [Perez Hilton]
  • John Mayer admitted he was super nervous about being on the red carpet at the Oscars. But, said his girlfriend, Jen Aniston, made him feel at ease. [Star]
  • Lindsay Lohan might be one step closer to reviving her career in a new Warren Beatty film. The only catch — she’s got to move in with Beatty during shooting of the movie. Umm, super weird. UPDATE:This story has been retracted. [Fox News]
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    When Cougars Attack: The Too Hot For Teacher Trend

    The term cougar has become a status symbol, synonymous with women of a certain income bracket, age, and beauty. While it is seemly an honor to be pretty and powerful enough to bed a younger man, lately it’s also been misinterpreted and become outright predatory. With Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher” being consummated all over the country, the term “cougar” is getting a bad name. Indulging in trophy man is one thing, plucking an unripe boyfriend from junior high school is quite another — not to mention it’s illegal. A bunch of bad apple female educators have been spoiling the whole bunch. On Monday, the news that a Massachusetts elementary school teacher running off with her student became public, but she’s hardly the first educator in Massachusetts to rape a child in grade school this year. Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Show Up, Skip The Red Carpet

    But when Jen presented, the camera cut to Angelina Jolie. Check one off your bingo cards! Keep reading »

    Quickies:! John Mayer Is Putting A Ring On It, “Gossip Girl” Mom May Die & J.Hud Comes Out Of Hiding

  • John Mayer is going to make an honest woman out of Jennifer Aniston. He’s planning to pop the question on her birthday. [Star]
  • New Yorkers may not be in love with the idea of Caroline Kennedy being their Senator. [Perez Hilton]
  • Remember the parents that named their child Adolf and got upset when a supermarket didn’t put “Happy Birthday Adolf” on the birthday cake. Well, the kids have been taken away by family services. [MSNBC]
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    Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo Hoping To Get Pregs

  • Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are supposedly actively trying to have a baby because there is no effing way Jess is letting Ashlee steal her thunder. [Perez Hilton]
  • Pete Wentz is so edgy. He tasted Momma Ashlee’s breast milk! Punk rock! [DListed]
  • John Mayer is THE WORST. He apparently hates Jennifer Aniston’s dogs. You know what I hate? Stupid fat lipped singers who hate dogs. [DListed]
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