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13 Signs You Should Take Your Ex-Boyfriend Back

John Mayer has been trying to make Jennifer Aniston his girlfriend again. They always come back, don’t they ladies? First he dumped her via text message last August (ouch!) and then, after a brief reunion, broke up with her again in March. Apparently, now John has been begging her for another chance. The balladeer has gone boo-hoo for his Hollywood honey.

Sure, our own Erin and conventional wisdom say that in life you only get one chance. But in love, there are no rules. However, there is good advice, not to mention learning from your mistakes. That’s why I’m going to share with you the biggest relationship mistake I ever made. Keep reading »

John Mayer Didn’t “Taste The Skittles Rainbow” With Kristin Cavallari

Yesterday, after John Mayer headed to Twitter to shoot down rumors that he and Kristin Cavallari are dating, we shared with you one of the hilarious things he twoted about her. “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli,” he said. But upon further exploration, we’ve noticed that is not the only amazing euphemism for sex that he wrote in this particular exchange. Here are some others:

  • “I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari [sic] with my penis.”
  • “We have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”
  • “I have never Bensoned her Hedges.”
  • “Nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.” [Twitter]

That Mayer is all class. Care to pick a favorite sex descriptor? Keep reading »

John Mayer’s $25,000 Mugshot

Yesterday, after Fall Out Boy singer Patrick Stump was arrested for driving without a license, John Mayer admitted he’d been arrested for the same offense and then Twittered a challenge to Harvey Levin at TMZ: “produce my mugshot, [and] I will donate 25k to the charity of [your] choice.” He even gave a hint: “in the first half of the naughts, in the home of the Brave.” Mayer, it turns out, had been arrested in May 2001 in Atlanta (the case was dismissed the following month). TMZ did manage to score the mugshot, but The Smoking Gun beat them by about five minutes in publishing it. Still, John never said TMZ had to be the first site to produce the photo. So, true to his word, he coughed up $25,000 to be split between the two charities TMZ chose (Pet Orphans and Ace of Hearts, two animal shelters in California). Call it a creative publicity stunt, but I say it’s nice to see a celebrity arrest result in such a happy ending. [via TMZ] Keep reading »

Behold! John Mayer Has A Surprisingly Grown-Up Abode

I never understood how John Mayer gets so many women: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston. Then, the September issue of Elle Decor arrived in my mailbox with Mayer’s New York City apartment on the cover. Sure, he got a little help from Giorgio Armani, but Mayer has it going on in the apartment department. His pad is simple, chic, and all grown-up. “I steer clear of bravado,” he told Elle Decor. “It detracts from who you really are.” This is a maxim he seems to have applied to his home decor — but not other aspects of his life. [ELLE Decor] Keep reading »

The Five Guys Who Shouldn’t Have Made People’s Hottest Bachelors Issue

People‘s Hottest Bachelors issue hits newsstands this Friday, and we’ve got the list. Among the supposedly best looking eligible men in Hollywood are few gentlemen who simply don’t do it for us. The offenders, after the jump. Keep reading »

Twitter Tirades: Stars — They Tweet Like Us!

Reading celebrity Twitters is like flipping to US Weekly‘s “They’re Just Like Us!” section. They whine about bad TV, do battle with technology, and wonder what other people think of them. This week, Nicole Richie’s Blackberry broke, John Mayer was busy, James Franco saw “Star Trek”, Samantha Ronson watched MTV, Karl Lagerfeld tried to make us feel better about buying his clothes, and Mindy Kaling may or may not have gone to Paris for a boob job. Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: John Mayer Doesn’t Get Your Jealousy

“I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn’t.”

– John Mayer via Twitter Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Kate Hudson And A-Rod?

  • Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have been getting close. She cheered him on at a Yankees game Friday, they made out at a restaurant, and she was seen leaving his Central Park West apartment. [Dlisted] — He’s definitely an improvement for Kate, who usually dates men who look like they stink.
  • Sarah Jessica Parker is outraged her surrogate’s privacy has been violated. “I care deeply about her and I am incredibly outraged by the sort of extraordinary and unprecedented invasion of her privacy,” says Parker. “I think even given the unfortunate way we live now in this unending appetite for the more salacious information, it has still shocked me, and it has still really disappointed me.” [PopEater]
  • You’re probably not going to like this, but Chris Pine is dating Audrina Patridge. [Perez Hilton] — Yuck!
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    This Proves John Mayer Is An Undatable D-Bag!

    John Mayer celebrated his night-o-kisses by performing a dance outside of nightclub MyHouse in Hollywood. [TMZ] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Maggie Gyllenhaal Is A Sarsgaard

  • Maggie Gyllenhaal married Peter Sarsgaard in Italy over the weekend. [Dlisted]
  • A friend of John Mayer says Scheana Marie is exaggerating her association with the singer. [Perez Hilton] — And John Mayer continues to exaggerate his place in the world.
  • Drew Barrymore and Justin Long got cozy at a friend’s birthday party, despite the assertion that they’re “just friends.” [People]
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