Tag Archives: john mayer

Oops: Taylor Swift & John Mayer Have An Awkward Run-In

John Trashes Taylor
Summer Beauty Inspiration From The Stars
John Mayer "humiliated" by Taylor Swift's "Dear John" song. Read More »
John's Sex Blab
jessica simpson and john mayer photo
John Mayer calls ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm." Read More »
John Apologizes
John Mayer apologizes for "dumb interviews" about ex-girlfriends. Read More »
  • Awkward! On Tuesday, literally the day before  that Rolling Stone article came out in which John  Mayer trashes his ex Taylor Swift, the pair ran into each other at a West Hollywood restaurant. A source tells Page Six that the staff was seating Swift near Mayer’s table when she “very visibly — in front of the entire restaurant — demanded to be moved to the other side” of the eatery. [New York Post]
  • “Gossip Girl”‘s Leighton Meester won a lawsuit against her mother, claiming her mom used $7,500-a-month she sent to be used for her little brother’s “severe medical issues” on Botox, plastic surgery and hair extensions. Leighton is allegedly trying to get custody of her little brother as well. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Danica McKellar, the actress who played Winnie Cooper on “The Wonder Years,” has filed for divorce from her husband. [TMZ]
  • Jim Carrey is defending himself against Jenny McCarthy’s accusations that he abandoned her 10-year-old autistic son after the couple split after a five-year relationship. “I will always do what I believe is in the best interest of Evan’s well being,” Carrey said in a statement. “It’s unfortunate that Evan’s privacy is not being considered.  I love Evan very much and will miss him always.” [New York Daily News]

John Mayer “Humiliated” By Taylor Swift’s “Dear John” Song, Calls It “Lousy”

John Apologizes
John Mayer apologizes for "dumb interviews" about ex-girlfriends. Read More »
John's Sex Blab
jessica simpson and john mayer photo
John Mayer calls ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm." Read More »
John Is A Jerk
John Mayer Christmas sweater
Ten pictures that prove John Mayer can be a total tool. Read More »

“[I was] really humiliated [by "Dear John"]. It made me feel terrible. Because I didn’t deserve it. I’m pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do. … I never got an e-mail. I never got a phone call. I was really caught off-guard, and it really humiliated me at a time when I’d already been dressed down. I mean, how would you feel if, at the lowest you’ve ever been, someone kicked you even lower? … I will say as a songwriter that I think it’s kind of cheap songwriting. I know she’s the biggest thing in the world, and I’m not trying to sink anybody’s ship, but I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullshit.”

John Mayer responds to Taylor Swift’s “Dear John,” a scathing indictment of what an asshole Mayer can be. Lyrics like “maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love and take it away / you’ll add my name to a long list of traitors who don’t understand / and I’ll look back in regret I ignored when they said run as fast as you can” sure aren’t flattering. But  I’m on Team Taylor for this one. First of all, artists do art. Art makes the world go ’round; I didn’t realize they had to email their exes about it first. How about if you don’t want to wake up with a song written about you, don’t go bed with a songwriter? Keep reading »

John Mayer Apologizes For “Dumb Interviews” About Jessica Simpon & Jennifer Aniston

John's Sex Blab
jessica simpson and john mayer photo
John Mayer calls ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm." Read More »
Apology Refused
Jessica Simpson photo
Jessica Simpson tells Oprah she'll never forgive John Mayer. Read More »
John Is A Jerk
John Mayer Christmas sweater
Ten pictures that prove John Mayer can be a total tool. Read More »
Watch Video

“I just sort of lost my head for awhile. I did some dumb interviews and it woke me up. … It was a very strange time. It sort of, like, rocketed me into adulthood. It was a violent crash into being an adult. So for a couple years, it was all figuring it all out. I’m glad I stayed out of the spotlight. I think back then I would have said ‘Give me two weeks! Let me get out! Let me go on ‘Ellen’ and explain myself!’ And it was, like, ‘No, idiot, go away. Be 33 and 34 instead of 28 for the fourth year.’”

– John Mayer is responding, of course, to his 2010 interview with Playboy magazine in which he got really overshare-y about his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. He called Jess “sexual napalm,” said she was like “crack cocaine” to him in bed, and said of her “If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my s**t just to keep f**king you.” (He later apologized to her in writing, but Jessica said she has not and doesn’t ever plan to accept his apology.) And then there was the time John got blabby with paparazzi about his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, which got him in big trubs with her Keep reading »

Love It Or Hate It: Penn Badgley’s Rocker Hair

Love It Or Hate It?
Dree Hemingway's dress. Read More »
Gossip Girl's Golden Age
Gossip Girl steps into the past! Read More »
STyle Stealer: Gossip Girl
Get the looks from "Gossip Girl" in Paris. Read More »
LOVE IT OR HATE IT?
How do you feel about Stacy Kiebler's gold Oscar's gown? Read More »

A-ha! So that’s why we’ve been suffering through some horrible Dan Humphrey hair on “Gossip Girl” this season. Penn Badgley wants to look like … John Mayer.

“Blossom” Gives Sex Advice & So Do These 10 Celebs

That geeky girl in the floral prints and glasses from “Blossom” is dishing out sex advice? Damn, I must be old. Yes, Mayim Bialik has plenty to say about sex and she is dishing it out on Kveller.com, a Jewish parenting web site. With baby-making on the brain, Mayim quotes the Torah on waiting seven days, plus an additional five, for a woman’s most fertile time. It’s all part of being a good Jew, you see.  ”Judaism loves love. We love sex. We are told it is a mitzvah to make love and to especially make love on Shabbat, when God’s presence is close,” Mayim explains. “A woman’s right to sexual satisfaction is detailed in her ketubah, her marriage contract, independent of pregnancy.”  Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: John Mayer Wants Jennifer Aniston Back & Will Denise Richards Roast Charlie Sheen?

  • John Mayer may be trying to win Jennifer Aniston back because he can’t stand the sight of her happy with Justin Theroux, or something. This is what The National Enquirer says, so it must be true. [Celebitchy]
  • Add Taylor Swift to the list of celebs launching a fragrance: her perfume Wonderstuck has notes of everything from “freesia, green tea, apple blossom, raspberry and dewberry” to “peach and vanilla.” [The Gloss]
  • Kris Jenner is getting a facelift for her daughter Kim Kardashian’s wedding, as you do. [Celebuzz]

Keep reading »

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular