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Which Songs On John Mayer’s New Album Are About Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston?

John Mayer doesn’t just open up to the paparazzi about private stuff with Jennifer Aniston—he composes ditties about her, too. Case in point: it doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure out that “Heartbreak Warefare,” the first song on Mayer’s new album, Battle Studies is about Aniston being hung up over Brad Pitt:

“Drop his… More »


Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are Back At It

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are back together, according to People and Us Weekly. [Dlisted] — Yeah, she’s that pathetic, and he probably has another project to sell.
Kimora Lee brought adorable baby Kenzo Lee Hounsou to work with her recently. [OK! Magazine] — His cuteness almost melted the coldness that has crept into my… More »


Quote Of The Day: John Mayer Appreciates A Good Gay Crowd

“Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off. Someone there planted a kiss on me? No. I don’t like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Found the crowd even more respectful than in a straight club. You know who the most flamboyant crowd… More »


13 Signs You Should Take Your Ex-Boyfriend Back

John Mayer has been trying to make Jennifer Aniston his girlfriend again. They always come back, don’t they ladies? First he dumped her via text message last August (ouch!) and then, after a brief reunion, broke up with her again in March. Apparently, now John has been begging her for another chance. The balladeer has… More »


John Mayer Didn’t “Taste The Skittles Rainbow” With Kristin Cavallari

Yesterday, after John Mayer headed to Twitter to shoot down rumors that he and Kristin Cavallari are dating, we shared with you one of the hilarious things he twoted about her. “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli,” he said. But upon further exploration, we’ve noticed that is not the only amazing euphemism… More »


John Mayer’s $25,000 Mugshot

Yesterday, after Fall Out Boy singer Patrick Stump was arrested for driving without a license, John Mayer admitted he’d been arrested for the same offense and then Twittered a challenge to Harvey Levin at TMZ: “produce my mugshot, [and] I will donate 25k to the charity of [your] choice.” He even gave a hint: “in… More »


Behold! John Mayer Has A Surprisingly Grown-Up Abode

I never understood how John Mayer gets so many women: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston. Then, the September issue of Elle Decor arrived in my mailbox with Mayer’s New York City apartment on the cover. Sure, he got a little help from Giorgio Armani, but Mayer has it going on in… More »


The Five Guys Who Shouldn’t Have Made People’s Hottest Bachelors Issue

People’s Hottest Bachelors issue hits newsstands this Friday, and we’ve got the list. Among the supposedly best looking eligible men in Hollywood are few gentlemen who simply don’t do it for us. The offenders, after the jump. … More »


Twitter Tirades: Stars — They Tweet Like Us!

Reading celebrity Twitters is like flipping to US Weekly’s “They’re Just Like Us!” section. They whine about bad TV, do battle with technology, and wonder what other people think of them. This week, Nicole Richie’s Blackberry broke, John Mayer was busy, James Franco saw “Star Trek”, Samantha Ronson watched MTV, Karl Lagerfeld tried to make… More »


Quote Of The Day: John Mayer Doesn’t Get Your Jealousy

“I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn’t.”– John Mayer via TwitterMore »


Star Couplings: Kate Hudson And A-Rod?

Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have been getting close. She cheered him on at a Yankees game Friday, they made out at a restaurant, and she was seen leaving his Central Park West apartment. [Dlisted] — He’s definitely an improvement for Kate, who usually dates men who look like they stink.
Sarah Jessica Parker is… More »


This Proves John Mayer Is An Undatable D-Bag!

John Mayer celebrated his night-o-kisses by performing a dance outside of nightclub MyHouse in Hollywood. [TMZ] … More »


Star Couplings: Maggie Gyllenhaal Is A Sarsgaard

Maggie Gyllenhaal married Peter Sarsgaard in Italy over the weekend. [Dlisted]
A friend of John Mayer says Scheana Marie is exaggerating her association with the singer. [Perez Hilton] — And John Mayer continues to exaggerate his place in the world.
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long got cozy at a friend’s birthday party, despite the assertion… More »


Twitter Tirades: Jesus Tweets, Plus Other Celebs Take On Easter

Obviously, we’ve got an impostor here, but with lines like ‘water to wine it’s sleazy time’, we might not mind.

Ah, Easter! If Jesus were alive today, we’re pretty sure he would Twitter like Diddy because, really, it’s the best way to get the word out. Since we can follow Jesus, but not on… More »


Twitter Tirades: Lindsay Lohan Dumps SamRo, Diddy Watches Porn

It was a big weekend on Twitter! Lindsay Lohan dumped SamRo via a tweet, then accused her of doing drugs and cheating, before getting locked out of her house. Wah! Plus, Diddy watched porn whilst eating cornflakes, Nicole Richie gushed about her Prince Charming, and John Mayer took a bath. Guess it should come as… More »


Top Ten Signs Your Significant Other Is Obsessed With Twitter

The latest installment in the saga that is poor Jennifer Aniston’s love life is the news that she dumped sappy John Mayer because of his Twitter obsession. Apparently, John had been blowing off Jen for a while, claiming he was just too busy working to hang with her. When Aniston found out he wasn’t too… More »


Five Totally Fake Publicity Stunts***

***According to me

We’ve already discussed the clever use of girl-on-girl as a go-to publicity stunt for celebrities. But it’s not the only shady tactic used by Hollywood to garner interest in stars whose popularity is waning or in film, tv, and music projects that might otherwise go unnoticed. After the jump, five recent… More »


Star Couplings: Marc Jacobs Is Engaged!

Marc Jacobs might be engaged to his boyfriend of more than a year, Brazilian ad executive Lorenzo Martone. Marc has reportedly already purchased $13 million love nest in the West Village. [WWD]
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are moving to Santa Monica because she wants to act more and needs to be on the west… More »


Star Couplings: Holly Madison and Criss Angel Call It Quits

The former “Girls Next Door” star Holly Madison has parted ways with her boyfriend Criss Angel after only four months. Maybe Hugh still has room for her in the Playboy mansion. [Perez Hilton]
John Mayer admitted he was super nervous about being on the red carpet at the Oscars. But, said his girlfriend, Jen Aniston,… More »


When Cougars Attack: The Too Hot For Teacher Trend

The term cougar has become a status symbol, synonymous with women of a certain income bracket, age, and beauty. While it is seemly an honor to be pretty and powerful enough to bed a younger man, lately it’s also been misinterpreted and become outright predatory. With Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher” being consummated… More »