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Quotable: John Mayer Has An Existential Dating Crisis

“All I want to do now is f**k the girls I’ve already f**ked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else. I met a girl one time in Vegas. Her name was Dimples, and the ‘s’ in Dimples was… More »


Quotable: John Mayer To Give Up Dating For “A While”

“I’m a little freaked out about dating. So, I’m just going to let time pass and just do my thing. For some reason whoever I date has been famous for a while. I can’t sit here and be like, ‘Oh, please let me live my life in private with this famous person who’s been around… More »


Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Is Going After John Mayer & The Porn Money Wedding

LiLo wants John Mayer. [M&C]
Alicia Keys’ video for “Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart” is out. [PopBytes]
Joe Simpson says his daughters aren’t “failures.” [Celebitchy] … More »


Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Rachael Hates Martha? Jennifer And Jessica Still Want John Mayer?

Since Thanksgiving is a holiday about giving thanks, take a minute today to thank Hollywood for providing us with an endless supply of drama—no matter how slow the news week. And it must have been limping this week—all of the tabloids took up valuable gossip space with gift guides. Still, there’s lots of stories to… More »


Quickies: John Mayer And Gerard Butler Talk Ladies’ Man Life, Glambert Takes His Show To CBS

Two wild and crazy guys?: John Mayer and Gerard Butler bond over rumors of womanizing. [US Weekly]
A conviction was handed down to the Ohio police chief accused of stealing from Sarah Jessica Parker’s surrogate. [CNN]
A new ““New Moon”” debate: is Bella a good role model for young girls? [Entertainment Weekly]
Cougars are now… More »


Quotable: Oh, That’s Why People Think John Mayer Is A Douche

“They say I’m a womanizer. I say I haven’t met enough women.”—John Mayer to the crowd at a concert in Brooklyn, NY [New York Times] … More »


Which Songs On John Mayer’s New Album Are About Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston?

John Mayer doesn’t just open up to the paparazzi about private stuff with Jennifer Aniston—he composes ditties about her, too. Case in point: it doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure out that “Heartbreak Warefare,” the first song on Mayer’s new album, Battle Studies is about Aniston being hung up over Brad Pitt:

“Drop his… More »


Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are Back At It

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are back together, according to People and Us Weekly. [Dlisted] — Yeah, she’s that pathetic, and he probably has another project to sell.
Kimora Lee brought adorable baby Kenzo Lee Hounsou to work with her recently. [OK! Magazine] — His cuteness almost melted the coldness that has crept into my… More »


Quote Of The Day: John Mayer Appreciates A Good Gay Crowd

“Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off. Someone there planted a kiss on me? No. I don’t like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Found the crowd even more respectful than in a straight club. You know who the most flamboyant crowd… More »


13 Signs You Should Take Your Ex-Boyfriend Back

John Mayer has been trying to make Jennifer Aniston his girlfriend again. They always come back, don’t they ladies? First he dumped her via text message last August (ouch!) and then, after a brief reunion, broke up with her again in March. Apparently, now John has been begging her for another chance. The balladeer has… More »


John Mayer Didn’t “Taste The Skittles Rainbow” With Kristin Cavallari

Yesterday, after John Mayer headed to Twitter to shoot down rumors that he and Kristin Cavallari are dating, we shared with you one of the hilarious things he twoted about her. “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli,” he said. But upon further exploration, we’ve noticed that is not the only amazing euphemism… More »


John Mayer’s $25,000 Mugshot

Yesterday, after Fall Out Boy singer Patrick Stump was arrested for driving without a license, John Mayer admitted he’d been arrested for the same offense and then Twittered a challenge to Harvey Levin at TMZ: “produce my mugshot, [and] I will donate 25k to the charity of [your] choice.” He even gave a hint: “in… More »


Behold! John Mayer Has A Surprisingly Grown-Up Abode

I never understood how John Mayer gets so many women: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston. Then, the September issue of Elle Decor arrived in my mailbox with Mayer’s New York City apartment on the cover. Sure, he got a little help from Giorgio Armani, but Mayer has it going on in… More »


The Five Guys Who Shouldn’t Have Made People’s Hottest Bachelors Issue

People’s Hottest Bachelors issue hits newsstands this Friday, and we’ve got the list. Among the supposedly best looking eligible men in Hollywood are few gentlemen who simply don’t do it for us. The offenders, after the jump. … More »


Twitter Tirades: Stars — They Tweet Like Us!

Reading celebrity Twitters is like flipping to US Weekly’s “They’re Just Like Us!” section. They whine about bad TV, do battle with technology, and wonder what other people think of them. This week, Nicole Richie’s Blackberry broke, John Mayer was busy, James Franco saw “Star Trek”, Samantha Ronson watched MTV, Karl Lagerfeld tried to make… More »


Quote Of The Day: John Mayer Doesn’t Get Your Jealousy

“I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn’t.”– John Mayer via TwitterMore »


Star Couplings: Kate Hudson And A-Rod?

Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have been getting close. She cheered him on at a Yankees game Friday, they made out at a restaurant, and she was seen leaving his Central Park West apartment. [Dlisted] — He’s definitely an improvement for Kate, who usually dates men who look like they stink.
Sarah Jessica Parker is… More »


This Proves John Mayer Is An Undatable D-Bag!

John Mayer celebrated his night-o-kisses by performing a dance outside of nightclub MyHouse in Hollywood. [TMZ] … More »