Posts tagged "john mayer"

In Defense Of John Mayer

John Mayer has a bad rep. Once a soulful crooner with a baby face, he’s morphed into a cocky megastar making his way around the proverbial Hollywood block. In 2006, he used his relationship with ex Jennifer Love Hewitt as material for his stand-up and he went on to date (and ditch) Jessica Simpson,…

By: Sarah Elder / May 27, 2010

Quotable: Billy Corgan Says John Mayer Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut On Jessica Simpson

“As far as it pertains to her [Jessica Simpson]. I think for any person who has celebrity to sort of drop rocks at somebody else’s feet like that — there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on. There’s things that should just be left alone.”Billy Corgan on John Mayer‘s blabbermouth interview…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 12, 2010

Jessica Simpson Dishes About Her Exes On “Letterman”

A flirty Jessica Simpson visited Letterman last night where she dished about two of her famous exes, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and professional musician John Mayer. Confirming the rumor that Romo dumped her on her birthday last fall, Simpson said she’ll always care deeply for the football star and that she still like…

By: Wendy Atterberry / March 11, 2010

Girl Talk: How Much Is Too Much When It Comes To Blogging About Boyfriends?

When John Mayer’s supremely ignorant Playboy interview hit the wires, I, like most people, was appalled. Not just by his idiotic racism, but by the way he spoke about his exes. I mean, the dude compared Jessica Simpson to crack! Said she was like “sexual napalm!” What a jerk! I mean, how indiscreet!

By: Judy McGuire / March 5, 2010

Jessica Simpson Discusses John Mayer And That “Mom Jeans” Fiasco With Oprah

On yesterday’s episode of “Oprah,” Jessica Simpson responded for the first time to John Mayer‘s blabbermouth statement to Playboy — that she’s like crack in the sack. He, for the record, apologized to her in writing (email or text, we wonder) and she has not and doesn’t plan on accepting it. Good for her!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 4, 2010

Quotable: Courtney Love Wants To Hate F**k John Mayer

“Do you ever feel like spite hate f***ing @johncmayer just to put hi in his place, hes a better guitarist than me but not better in bed ! but like say your [sic] f***ing @johncmayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times”…

By: Wendy Atterberry / February 25, 2010

In His Quest To Be “Clever” John Mayer Offends Everyone, Especially Black Women

Yesterday, we reported some off-color remarks John Mayer made about Jessica Simpson in Playboy. Jessica could have taken his comparison of her to “sexual napalm” positively or negatively, depending on how she felt about herself and their relationship. But his musings about black women and use of the N-word weren’t as clever as he hoped,…

By: Annika Harris / February 11, 2010

John Mayer Breaks Down, Apologizes For Being A D-Bag

Won’t he ever shut up? Not yet! After his controversial interview with Playboy came out yesterday, John Mayer broke down on stage and said a bunch of stuff that maybe was an apology? It sounded like more masturbation if you ask me. And we know how much he likes that. Clip above. [via YouTube]…

By: Wendy Atterberry / February 11, 2010

Jessica Simpson Cannot Be That Good In Bed

John Mayer, I call bulls**t. In a recent interview with Playboy, the oversharing singer had this to say about his ex, Jessica Simpson: Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm … 
Have you ever been with a girl who…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 11, 2010

Quotable: John Mayer Was Addicted To Sex With Jessica Simpson

“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me … Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say … It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f**kin’ snort you? If you charged…

By: Annika Harris / February 10, 2010

An Open Letter To Taylor Swift

Dear Taylor,

I am writing to offer you some unsolicited advice. I heard that rumor about you and ass hat, John Mayer. Whether you are actually dating him or not (I really hope it’s just a rumor), I would like to point out that it’s a really bad idea to get involved/remain involved with…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 28, 2010

Quotable: John Mayer Has An Existential Dating Crisis

“All I want to do now is f**k the girls I’ve already f**ked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else. I met a girl one time in Vegas. Her name was Dimples, and the ‘s’ in Dimples wa…

By: Wendy Atterberry / January 20, 2010

Quotable: John Mayer To Give Up Dating For “A While”

“I’m a little freaked out about dating. So, I’m just going to let time pass and just do my thing. For some reason whoever I date has been famous for a while. I can’t sit here and be like, ‘Oh, please let me live my life in private with this famous person who’s been around…

By: Wendy Atterberry / December 15, 2009

Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Is Going After John Mayer & The Porn Money Wedding

LiLo wants John Mayer. [M&C]
Alicia Keys‘ video for “Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart” is out. [PopBytes]
Joe Simpson says his daughters aren’t “failures.” [Celebitchy]…

By: Annika Harris / December 2, 2009

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Rachael Hates Martha? Jennifer And Jessica Still Want John Mayer?

Since Thanksgiving is a holiday about giving thanks, take a minute today to thank Hollywood for providing us with an endless supply of drama—no matter how slow the news week. And it must have been limping this week—all of the tabloids took up valuable gossip space with gift guides. Still, there’s lots of stories to…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 25, 2009

Quickies: John Mayer And Gerard Butler Talk Ladies’ Man Life, Glambert Takes His Show To CBS

Two wild and crazy guys?: John Mayer and Gerard Butler bond over rumors of womanizing. [US Weekly]
A conviction was handed down to the Ohio police chief accused of stealing from Sarah Jessica Parker’s surrogate. [CNN]
A new ““New Moon”” debate: is Bella a good role model for young girls? [Entertainment Weekly]
Cougars are now…

By: Xiomara Martinez-White / November 24, 2009

Quotable: Oh, That’s Why People Think John Mayer Is A Douche

“They say I’m a womanizer. I say I haven’t met enough women.”—John Mayer to the crowd at a concert in Brooklyn, NY [New York Times]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 23, 2009

Which Songs On John Mayer’s New Album Are About Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston?

John Mayer doesn’t just open up to the paparazzi about private stuff with Jennifer Aniston—he composes ditties about her, too. Case in point: it doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure out that “Heartbreak Warefare,” the first song on Mayer’s new album, Battle Studies is about Aniston being hung up over Brad Pitt:

“Drop hi…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 18, 2009