Posts tagged "john mayer"

Katy Perry Carries Rose Quartz To “Attract The Male”

Katy Perry told Cosmopolitan that she carries a lot of rose quartz with her because “it attracts the male.” Honey, throw those rocks out — or better yet, burn them — because the kind of men you are attracting are John Mayer and Russell Brand. Maybe you should be carrying pepper spray instead. [Celebuzz]…

Jessica Wakeman / June 5, 2014

Listen: John Mayer Likes Beyonce’s “XO” So Much He Recorded A Cover

John Mayer’s been talking about his love for Beyonce’s song “XO” for quite some time now. Mayer has since taken “XO” to the studio, recording a cover of the song with his guitar and harmonica. Listen to his cover on Celebuzz…

Celebuzz / May 24, 2014

John Mayer’s Acoustic Cover Of “XO” Isn’t Too Shabby

Like many members of the female population, I have some misgivings about John Mayer. I’ve pretty much lost my ability to enjoy his music for what it is without thoughts of his douchey personality tainting my experience. That said, his cover of Beyonce’s “XO” is quite nice. If you like John’s musical style, you’ll love hi…

Claire Hannum / April 17, 2014

It Takes A Douche To Know A Douche: John Mayer Explains Juan Pablo

John Mayer revealed on Instagram that he owns a book which explains people’s facial expressions to ascertain their feelings. And John has helpfully referred to this “super dense esoterica” to share his thoughts about Juan Pablo with us: “The Bachelor”‘s YouTube-video-loving jerk demonstrates “contempt with some disgust, with a sadness brow.” Interesting.  [US Weekly]…

Jessica Wakeman / March 13, 2014

Report: Katy Perry & John Mayer Break Up (Yet Again)

Katy Perry dumped John Mayer this week, according to “a source close to the pair.” John and Katy had been touch-and-go for years, but they seemed so sure of their new love that they recorded the world’s sappiest song together, “Who You Love,” while engagement rumors swirled. I wish Katy had just listened to everything…

Jessica Wakeman / February 26, 2014

Watch Katy Perry & John Mayer’s “Who You Love” Music Video

Guys, I don’t know about this. Katy Perry and John Mayer, two marginally talented musicians who are dating, have put out a song together called “Who You Love” and this morning on “Good Morning America” they debuted the video for it. Refinery 29 nailed it by calling this a “less sexual” “Bound 2,” referring of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 17, 2013

John Mayer & Katy Perry Did A Really Emo Photoshoot For Their Duet

So John Mayer and Katy are all in lovvvvve, so in lovvvvve that they recorded a duet together called “Who You Love.” Love love love! LOVE. So much love. Anyway, the duo went for a kind of moody, sixties, Bob Dylan and Joan Baez vibe with the black and white cover photo, part of a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 3, 2013

12 Signs You’re Suffering From Twitter Burnout

Twitter burnout is among us. With the company going public to potential investors last week, Twitter Burnout Syndrome (yes, I just coined that myself) is an actual financial concern. People have a history of getting overwhelmed by the site’s tendency to dominate their lives and taking a hiatus; sometimes even signing off forever. Even celebrities are…

Claire Hannum / November 11, 2013

John Mayer Wore A Lot Of Layers On The Cover Of His New Album

You guys, John Mayer is cold. Katy Perry’s wispy arms aren’t keeping him warm at night. Why else would he be swathed in 17 layers of clothing on the cover of his new record, Paradise Valley (named after the area in Montana where Mayer lives most of the time)? Has Mayer been banished to slee…

Julie Gerstein / August 20, 2013

John Mayer & Katy Perry Recorded A Cheesy Duet Together

Katy Perry and John Mayer have recorded a duet together, “Who You Love,” which is kinda more eyeroll-worthy than sweet. It’s all about how neither of them expected to fall in love with each other. Yeah, okay, whatever. The song will appear on Mayer’s upcoming album, which debuts next week. [US Weekly]

Jessica Wakeman / August 13, 2013

Watch: John Mayer’s New Music Video, Featuring Prancercise Guru, Joanna Rohrback!

Once you know the basics of prancercise, you can move on to the more advanced versions of the fitness exercise. Joanna Rohrback’s next level of being “induced by elation” is “romancercise,” a prance you can romance to. Who better than to provide the soundtrack for prance seduction than John Mayer? No one. Behold the official…

Ami Angelowicz / June 19, 2013

John Mayer & Katy Perry Break Up (Again)

John Mayer and Katy Perry are dunzo yet again. The two have gone their separate ways because they’re so busy with their careers, sources say. Or maybe Katy finally listened to that Taylor Swift song “Dear John.” [US Weekly]
Lindsay Lohan’s newest mug shot has 100 percent less lip plumper than the last…

Jessica Wakeman / March 20, 2013

Paul McCartney Steers The S.S. Diss Ship Straight Into John Mayer’s Face

“We started to get a theory that when you don’t go [to the Grammys], that’s when you win. But Nancy [Shevell, McCartney’s wife] likes the event, and I do too, because she does. In some ways, it’s better than the Oscars – the Oscars are great and super-important, but the Grammys is like a really…

Julie Gerstein / February 19, 2013

Caption This Photo Contest: John Mayer & A Bunch Of Babes

Go wild: What do you think John Mayer could possibly be saying to these luscious babes? Okay, okay, what could John Mayer possibly be saying that wouldn’t result in a sexual harassment suit? And what do you think the girls (who appear to be in a lady band, sorry I don’t recognize them) must be…

Julie Gerstein / February 11, 2013

John Mayer Officially Confirms Jerk Status In Romantic Relationships

John Mayer’s succinct explanation for what went wrong with Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson: “I was just a jerk.” [US Weekly]
An anonymous rich person (very rich person) chats about their life and comes off as extremely likable. [The Billfold]
Check out the cover art and track listing for Justi…

Jessica Wakeman / February 7, 2013

John Mayer May Propose To Katy Perry

Is John Mayer about to propose to Katy Perry? I don’t believe this rumor is true at all. [Stupid Celebrities]
My new hero Nigella Lawson told ABC they couldn’t airbrush away her belly for the promo poster for the new cooking show “The Taste.” [BuzzFeed]
Was Mel Gibson the sperm donor for…

Jessica Wakeman / January 18, 2013

12 Celebs Who Are Proud Masturbators

Anna Kendrick really loved Ryan Gosling’s performance in the movie “Gangster Squad.” More specifically, his performance made her love herself.
“Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate,’” she tweeted.
We suspect she was joking, but we can’t blame her if she…

Katy Perry Might Be Getting Two-Timed By John Mayer

Are we surprised to hear John Mayer may be two-timing Katy Perry with “a secret woman”? John and his alleged sidepiece like to have “sex dates” and “sext” constantly. [Evil Beet Gossip]
Ashton Kutcher has officially filed for divorce from Demi Moore, citing irreconcilable differences, nearly a year after the couple went their…

Jessica Wakeman / December 21, 2012

7 Crazy Taylor Swift Girlfriend Moves In 2012

We all love Taylor Swift, but man, girlfriend has been doing some batshit crazy things lately. All these boyfriends! And she falls in love in two seconds flat and then, because she’s mega rich, buys houses and stuff right next door to them. True story: I once accidentally saw Taylor Swift perform at an Apple…

Julie Gerstein / December 20, 2012

Katy Perry Wears An Ugly Christmas Sweater & Has A Horrible Growth On Her Left Shoulder

Katy Perry proves she’s a Walking Bad Decision — not only by wearing this hideous knitted schmata, but also by continuing to let John Mayer stick his penis in her vagina. Here they are, at a performance of A Christmas Story: The Musical on Broadway. Katy, let’s talk: I bet you the sex is really…

Julie Gerstein / December 13, 2012
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