Posts tagged "john devore"

Mind Of Man: Be Better In Bed

I have never met a woman who thought she was bad in bed. I have known plenty of women who can rattle off an impromptu, critical dissertation on the carnal failings of most men. "He didn't get me off." "He treated my nipples like Xbox control sticks." "He came before his pants were off." No,…

By: John DeVore / February 12, 2009

Mind Of Man: 25 Things About Me, John DeVore

1. I think I'm awesome, but seriously, why do you think I'm awesome? 2. I can speak dolphin. Which is how I help them. 3. I don't have a driver's license and I don't know how to drive a car. But I know how to drive the ladies wild and I have a license to…

By: John DeVore / February 8, 2009

Mind Of Man: I Might Be A Sexist

I think I might be a sexist. But since most of you are vagina-enabled, I'll let you tell me. Many of you possess testicles, as well, and I'll invite you to chime in, too. To those who have both: All are welcome here. I'm not proud of the fact that I might be sexist, but…

By: John DeVore / January 22, 2009

Mind Of Man: Revenge Of The Number

A couple of years ago, a friend of mine came to me for advice, and I think the advice I gave him was pretty good advice, if I do say so myself. Because when it comes to love and relationships, those who can, do. Those who can't give love and relationship advice. My friend had…

By: John DeVore / January 14, 2009

Mind Of Man: Go Ahead, Have Sex On The First Date

Go ahead and have sex on the first date if you want. If it feels good, do it. Ruin yourself. Get your rocks off. Surrender to chemistry, drink, irresponsibility. Indulge in the passion, throw caution to the wind, make a big sloppy mess of your love life. Your prince might not call you back if…

By: John DeVore / January 8, 2009

Mind Of Man: Mouth Love Is Meh

Blow jobs are overrated. There. I said it. I know men who would fight a grizzly bear with a spork for a little mouth love. I also know women who guard their oral sexing technique the way a pharmaceutical company protects its most precious patents. But I'm just not a dude who loves blow jobs.

By: John DeVore / December 31, 2008

Mind Of Man: 10 Reasons To Be Thankful For Women In 2008

Happy (belated) Thanksgiving, y'all. Normally, this holiday is a gluttonous orgy of excess, where we hit the gravy bong and chug obscene amounts of food directly into our greasy talkholes. It's also a time to give thanks for not having to awkwardly hang out with extended family for the rest of the year.

By: John DeVore / November 28, 2008

Mind Of Man: In Defense Of Gender Stereotypes

Recently, I rambled about The Big Switcheroo – men and women adopting each other's worst gender behaviors. The diatribe was equal parts self-indulgence and genuine confusion. Are men really becoming needy, emotional leeches and women emotionally void predators? I suppose no one said the collective lurch towards equality was going to be pretty. And I'd…

By: John DeVore / July 25, 2008
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