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Mind Of Man: So Many Condoms, So Little Time

Somewhere, last night, a young man stood in his apartment wearing nothing but a condom.  He stretched  his arms out, closed his eyes, and whispered “if I wear it, they…

John DeVore | January 4, 2012 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: My New Year’s Resolution

My New Years resolution is to be less stupid. I don’t usually make New Years resolutions, or as I call them, Last Year’s regrets. Usually, I just think they’re for

John DeVore | December 28, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: In Defense Of Fart Jokes

There are plenty of things men don’t understand about women. Like why you insist on leaving the toilet seat down. Or buy candles that smell like food. Or give pointers

John DeVore | December 14, 2011 - 12:00 pm

Mind Of Man: This Dude Owes His Career To A Feminist

I would not be blogging about the various and amusing differences between dudes and chicks for fun and profit if it were not for a boss who dressed like she…

John DeVore | December 7, 2011 - 12:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Cut Peter Pan Some Slack

Women are always complaining that the men in their lives suffer from “Peter Pan Syndrome.” It’s a standard, catchall criticism that chicks levy willy-nilly on dudes for any number of…

John DeVore | December 1, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: If You Have Curly Hair, You Should Read This

At the risk of perpetuating the myth that there are differences between men and women, allow me to suggest one tiny little quirk that separates penis-enabled humanoids from the vagina-enhanced.

John DeVore | November 17, 2011 - 12:00 pm

Mind Of Man: When Food Is More Important Than Sex

When food has replaced sex in your relationship, it’s pretty much over. If you’re a month or so into a relationship and you both find yourself face-planting bowls of pasta…

John DeVore | November 10, 2011 - 12:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Modern Men Know How To Cook

Men know how to cook, because we have the right incentive to cook. Once upon a time, when men were men and women were women and men were cartoon gorillas…

John DeVore | November 9, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: An Open Letter To Kim Kardashian

Dearest Kim,

I realize this must be a difficult time for you. I know it is for me.  When I heard of your recent divorce…

John DeVore | November 2, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Where To Meet Men

I’ll tell you where to find eligible, sensitive, loving, manly men are, and that’s Queens, which is like Brooklyn, if Brooklyn didn’t try so hard. This magical borough in New…

John DeVore | October 26, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Sex & The Zombie Apocalypse

When the dead walk and the world is plunged into chaos, the only dating advice that will matter is this: the couple that beheads zombies together, stays together. But that…

John DeVore | October 19, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: The Types Of Women You Shouldn’t Date

Women are always writing blog posts about the types of men who shouldn’t be dated, like overgrown frat boys, mole people, and men who still bathe with their mothers. Well,…

John DeVore | September 28, 2011 - 1:00 pm
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