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John Travolta And Olivia Newton John Made An Absurd Christmas Song And Music Video

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Merry Christmas, Xenu!
"I Think You Might [Not] Like It"

I think you might not like “I Think You Might Like It.” From what I can glean from the bizarre music video, this is John Travolta and Olivia Newton John’s attempt at making Christmas music that Xenu would approve of.  (Is the title a direct address to Him?)

I’m not sure I even know where to start here with all the things I don’t understand about the “I Think You Might Like It” music video. John Travolta’s facial hair, his chain wallet, the awkward line dance moves, the weird airport that’s not really an airport. To quote Jessica, “It’s fair to say that the budget for this was $0.”

As ridiculous as the last 3 minutes and 12 seconds of my life were, I still didn’t forget about the alleged Travolta man massages. Especially not with that goatee. And now, I’m imagining Travolta saying, “I think you might like it” to unsuspecting masseurs. And now to quote Winona, because everyone on staff had something to say about this mess, “I have had fever dreams less disturbing than this!” [NYMag.com]

5 Secret Celebrity Affairs

Blindsided by the fact that Kirstie Alley apparently had emotional affairs with both Patrick Swayze and John Travolta? The Huffington Post lists five more celebrity romances that flew surprisingly under the radar:

  • Jermaine Jackson (we’re sorry, Jacksun) reportedly had an affair with Whitney Houston in the 1980s. He was married at the time, but had feelings for her until her death. Read more…

Tom Cruise’s Divorce And John Travolta’s Sex Scandal Inspire Celebrities To Leave Scientology

Scientology has been the buzz-word for celebrities with a penchant for insanity, for several decades, but now it seems that Hollywood is saying “sit yo’ ass down” and is ignoring Scientologists like we ignore Kim Kardashianpraise. “The Master” film by the Weinstein Company has been described as an anti-Scientology masterpiece and while most Scientologist were sending snippets of their pubic hair to the production company, celeb supporters of the religion started slamming it left and right.

Marty Rathbun, the main Scientologist whistleblower and the first horseman of the Apocalypse told The New York Post, “There have been rumours about the tactics that the church uses to stop people from leaving, and many of us got wind of how Nicole Kidman had been treated when she and Tom divorced. Recent events, such as the alleged ‘auditioning’ for a wife, have consolidated in my people’s minds that Scientology is something they don’t want anything to do with. Membership once made you interesting and unique. Now [it’s] almost an admission of naivete and gullibility.” Oh, almost like admitting that you have “The Bachelorette” viewing parties? Read more…

John Travolta’s Alleged Ex-Boyfriend Blabs About Their Sex Life

John's Penis Grope?
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John Travolta allegedly grabbed his masseur's penis during a massage. Read More »
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  • Doug Gotterba, an alleged former lover of John Travolta, is blabbing to The National Enquirer all about their supposed six-year-long relationship. The pilot was hired by Travolta in 1981 and said they had a sexual relationship that included lots of Travolta’s trademark massages. [RadarOnline]
  • Raven Symone has supposedly come out as a lesbian in The National Enquirer, if you believe the not-usually-reputable Media Takeout blog.  Um, why would Raven Symone come out of the closet in The National Enquirer of all things?!  Isn’t that what People magazine/Oprah is for?  [Media Takeout]
  • Have you been following President Obama’s “Ask Me Anything” session on Reddit? [The FW] Keep reading »

14 Super Awkward Celebrity Kisses

A good kiss makes you feel all melty and tingly. However, a bad one? Well, let’s just say that kisses are not like pizza—the meh ones are pretty awkward. Adding a camera in the bad kissing equation can bring about disastrous results. Think: Tipper and Al Gore at the Democratic National Convention in 2000. Or: Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley kissing on stage at theMTV Music Video Awards in 1994. Or: Most recently, John Travolta and Kelly Preston trying to convince us that they are a real heterosexual couple at the “Savages” premiere. It ain’t working. Does John know he’s supposed to put his lips on her lips, not in them? You can tell they haven’t been practicing their lip lock very often. Or EVER.

Behold, our slideshow of more awkward celebrity kisses.

Photo courtesy of WENN

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John Travolta's been accused of sexual assault by a third man. Read More »

Enquirer Claims John Travolta Had Six-Year Relationship With Male Pilot

John's Penis Grope?
john travolta photo
John Travolta allegedly grabbed his masseur's penis during a massage. Read More »
Second Accusation
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A second masseur accused John Travolta of sexual assault. Read More »
Third Accusation
John Travolta's been accused of sexual assault by a third man. Read More »
Gay Sex Rumors
In 2012, Star claimed John Travolta was having gay sex inside spas. Read More »
  • The National Enquirer is claiming John Travolta had a six-year-long relationship with his male-copilot Doug Gotterba during the 1980s. This dish comes courtesy of Travolta’s former secretary, who is supposedly the first ex-employee to publicly say the actor is gay. We suppose John Travolta’s camp will deny, deny, deny, as they’ve been doing all along. [Celebitchy
  • Miley Cyrus’ engagement ring sure is purdy. Take a look. [People]
  • Nigella Lawson and Anthony Bourdain are teaming up for a new cooking competition show on ABC. That’s one thing TV doesn’t have enough of: cooking competition shows. [Eater]
  • This chick got dumped because she owns a Tori Amos album. Dating: it’s a jungle out there. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

Karl Lagerfeld Hates Massages, Is Surprisingly In The Know About Hollywood Scandal

Herr Karl
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Karl Lagerfeld is known as much for making bizarre and inflammatory comments as he is for designing clothing. Let’s recap: Adele is a little too fat for his liking. He loves Dominique Strauss-Kahn. He doesn’t tolerate ugly children. He only likes high-class escorts, and doesn’t like sleeping with people he really loves. He thinks the only people who take issue with thin models are “fat mummies.” Perhaps best of all, he claims that Coco Chanel was “never a feminist because [she] wasn’t ugly enough for that.” Seriously. To be frank, I like to think of Karl as a caricature of sorts who can never really be taken all that seriously in any context aside from fashion. He is, after all, the Kaiser, and the Kaiser’s gonna say what he damn well pleases. Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: John Travolta’s Marriage To Kelly Preston Headed Towards Divorce?

John's Penis Grope?
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John Travolta allegedly grabbed his masseur's penis during a massage. Read More »
Second Accusation
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A second masseur accused John Travolta of sexual assault. Read More »
Third Accusation
John Travolta's been accused of sexual assault by a third man. Read More »
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  • Kelly Preston is allegedly fed up at all the male masseur-diddling her hubby John Travolta has been accused of lately and is considering divorce. But take this information with a grain of salt, because it came from The National Enquirer. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • And your new “American Idol” winner is … [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Also, last night’s “American Idol” had its very own on-air proposal! [PopCrush]
  • A clean version of BDSM erotica 50 Shades Of Grey? Is that even possible? [The FW]
  • How to spot a hipster in the bedroom. [Em & Lo] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: John Travolta’s Lawyers Allegedly Offered Masseur $125K To Shut Up

John's Penis Grope?
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John Travolta allegedly grabbed his masseur's penis during a massage. Read More »
Second Accusation
john travolta photo
A second masseur accused John Travolta of sexual assault. Read More »
Gay Sex Rumors
In 2012, Star claimed John Travolta was having gay sex inside spas. Read More »
John Travolta photo
  • John Travolta’s legal team offered $125,000 in hush money to a Georgia-based masseur (the second accuser) who claimed recently that he was sexually assaulted by the actor, The New York Daily News reports. Travolta’s lawyer called the allegation of hush money “completely false” and called the accusations “ridiculous.” [NY Daily News
  • Jennifer Lopez has reportedly sold a reality TV show to the Oxygen network based around her 25-year-old boyfriend Caspar Smart. J.Lo hired Caspar to choreograph her upcoming tour and the show will focus on him “whip[ping] the other backup dances her into shape.” Jennifer, go watch the entire series of Britney Spears and K-Fed’s show “Chaotic and get back to us! [New York Post
  • Meet “Biggest Loser” trainer Jillian Michaels’ two new adopted kids: her daughter Lukensia and her son Phoenix. [People]
  • Katy Perry and boyfriend Robert Ackroyd from Florence + The Machine are dunzo. [PopDust] Keep reading »

There Is No Way John Travolta Is Gay Based On This Intimate And Personal Powerpoint Mother’s Day Gift

John's Penis Grope?
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John Travolta allegedly grabbed his masseur's penis during a massage. Read More »
John's Denial
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John Travolta denies that he sexually assaulted a masseur. Read More »
John & Kelly's New Baby
John Travolta and Kelly Preston show off their new son. Read More »
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It’s intimate and personal, you guys. I mean, he [his assistant] included the couple’s Harper’s Bazaar cover. And the soundtrack is a Barbra Streisand song and there is absolutely nothing gay about that. On a side note, their family is gorgeous.