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Katy Perry Wears An Ugly Christmas Sweater & Has A Horrible Growth On Her Left Shoulder

Katy's Not A Feminist
... but she says she believes in the strength of women. Read More »
A Lot Of Look: Katy Perry
Daisy Buchanan called -- she wants her look back. Read More »
Katy Perry
The singer's boobtastic appearance raised eyebrows. Watch »
John And Katy?
Katy Perry and John Mayer
John Mayer has slithered on to Katy Perry. Read More »

Katy Perry proves she’s a Walking Bad Decision — not only by wearing this hideous knitted schmata, but also by continuing to let John Mayer stick his penis in her vagina. Here they are, at a performance of A Christmas Story: The Musical on Broadway. Katy, let’s talk: I bet you the sex is really awesome and filthy, but don’t like, sign a lease with this guy, okay?

John Mayer & Katy Perry Celebrate Halloween In Costume

Katy Perry and on-again/off-again beau John Mayer celebrated Halloween a bit early this weekend, getting all dressed up as, uh, a vampire hunter with a pronounced chin and Bella Swan-meets-Snow White. I think. John’s costume, while well done, kind of makes me want to barf, but Katy looks bangin’ with jet black hair and red eyes. I know they’ll never last, but I’m glad they got to celebrate Halloween together. See a few more after the jump! [via Buzzfeed] [Photos: Mark Hunter/The Cobra Snake] Keep reading »

John And Katy?
Katy Perry and John Mayer
John Mayer has slithered on to Katy Perry. Read More »
Halloween!
Everything you need for a spooktastic Halloween. Read More »

Deal With It: These Two Ding-A-Lings Are Still Hanging Out

I mostly just had an urge to use the word “ding-a-ling,” but color me surprised that Katy Perry and John Mayer are still trying to make this thing work. Haven’t they broken up twice now? Well, they’re back on it seems, as Katy spent the day and evening with John as he celebrated his 35th birthday in New York City. Cute bow tie. [Photos: INF Daily]

John And Katy?
Katy Perry and John Mayer
John Mayer has slithered on to Katy Perry. Read More »
John's A Dating Douche
Oh, that's why people think John Mayer is a douche. Read More »

Taylor Swift And John Mayer, Round 37

John's A Dating Douche
Oh, that's why people think John Mayer is a douche. Read More »
John & Taylor
An open letter to Taylor Swift about dating John Mayer. Read More »
John Trashes Taylor
Summer Beauty Inspiration From The Stars
John Mayer "humiliated" by Taylor Swift's "Dear John" song. Read More »
John Apologizes
John Mayer apologizes for "dumb interviews" about ex-girlfriends. Read More »

Glamour: You never identified who ["Dear John"] was about, but John Mayer recently told Rolling Stone that it was him.
Taylor Swift: How presumptuous! I never disclose who my songs are about.
Glamour: He said he felt…
Swift: No! I don’t want to know, I don’t want to know.
Glamour: You don’t?
Swift: I know it wasn’t good, so I don’t want to know. I put a high priority on staying happy, and I know what I can’t handle.
Glamour: It would hurt too much to hear?
Swift: It’s not that I’m this egomaniac and I don’t want to hear anything negative, because I do keep myself in check. But I’ve never developed that thick a skin. So I just kind of live a life, and I let all the gossip live somewhere else. If you go too far down the rabbit hole of what people think about you, it can change everything about who you are.

On the one hand I’m over John Mayer and Taylor Swift still going back and forth in the media over their breakup. It was years ago, you guys, and it’s not like the rest of the world needs a continuous reminder that you are both very complicated people to date. That being said, I commend Taylor Swift for staying above the fray. Part of being a mature grown up is keeping your distance from melodrama that only serves to get you upset; good on her for knowing that she doesn’t have a thick enough skin to read US Weekly. It’s the celebrity version of not Facebook-stalking your ex. “I put a high priority on staying happy, and I know what I can’t handle” is a piece of advice all of us non-famous ladies can surely use, too. [Glamour]

New Couple Alert: Katy Perry And John Mayer?

John Trashes Taylor
Summer Beauty Inspiration From The Stars
John Mayer "humiliated" by Taylor Swift's "Dear John" song. Read More »
John Apologizes
John Mayer apologizes for "dumb interviews" about ex-girlfriends. Read More »
John Is A Jerk
John Mayer Christmas sweater
Ten pictures that prove John Mayer can be a total tool. Read More »
  • Katy Perry and John Mayer were snapped in a car together, adding evidence to the theory they really are hooking up. Oof. The Frisky staff does not approve. Be wary, Katy! [US Weekly]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker will be guest-starring on “Glee” as the editor of Vogue.com, because obviously the editor of Vogue.com would be hanging out with a high school glee club in Ohio. [Huffington Post]
  • Snoop Dogg is now Snoop Lion. Here’s a guide to understanding why he changed his name. [Vanity Fair]
  • This fake hacked Gmail inbox for Kristen Stewart is pretty fucking funny. [Crushable] Keep reading »

It’s Time You Knew: No One Feels Bad For You

Chris Brown Fight
Chris Brown fight Drake Twitter pic
Chris Brown injured in a fight with Drake's entourage. Read More »
Boring Bristol
Life's A Tripp
Bristol Palin's reality show "Life's A Tripp" needs a double espresso. Read More »
John Trashes Taylor
Summer Beauty Inspiration From The Stars
John Mayer "humiliated" by Taylor Swift's "Dear John" song. Read More »
I don't feel bad for you

Last night, domestic abuser and homophobe Chris Brown got in a brawl with someone who was possibly in Drake’s entourage, supposedly over Rihanna, and he lost a bloody piece of his chin in the melee.

This morning, The New York Post reported xoJane writer Cat Marnell is leaving the blog to smoke angel dust and “write a book.” Like, she actually said that to a reporter. This is the new plan because she doesn’t want to stop using drugs, as she has been asked to do by her employer.

Then, this South African couple told the Daily Mail about how they keep an adult pet Bengal tiger inside their home as a pet and he sometimes chews up their sofas. This couple also owns several tasty-looking pet dogs.

Typically, I  have boundless reserves of empathy, if not outright sympathy, for others. But it is time for some real talk: None of these people are deserving of our sympathy. I mean, it sucks when bad things happen to people, like when your Bengal tiger eats your couch. It would suck if more bad things happened to these people, like if your pet Bengal tiger eats your dogs. But do we feel bad for these individuals for the hard knocks coming their way? No. No, we do not.

After the jump, more people we do not feel bad for at all. Not one little bit. “Unbad,” you might even say: Keep reading »

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