This morning Catherine and I were talking about Gossip Girl and how we find the guy who plays Dan really unattractive due to his annoying mouth and weird walk. Then we started going off about all the seemingly “hot” guys out there that everyone oohs and ahhs over that we really think are gross and came up with a short list of ones we agreed upon.
5. Orlando Bloom Have you ever seen him in Troy, that atrocious Brad Pitt movie? He plays the biggest wimpy turd. Honestly, thinking about him in the role, and how convincing he was, makes my stomach turn. Plus, look at that pube ‘stache. Barf.
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Okay, remember how we told you that John Mayer and Perez Hilton made out and we barfed in our mouths a little? Well John has been denying it and sort of crapping on Perez in various interviews. Not that we love ol’ P-Nasty, but he’s not really someone you wanna go to war with. Anyway, Perez says he took a lie detector test, filmed himself in the process, and will be posting the vid on his site later today. Something tells us the result are….he’s telling the truth! Let this be a lesson, ladies — never make out with someone who BLOGS for a living. Oh….wait. [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »
So, apparently John Mayer and gossip blogger Perez Hilton made out. Though we suppose that isn’t that much more “huh?!” than being in a serious relationship with Jessica Simpson for a year. [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »