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Top Five “Hot” Guys Who Make Us Feel Icky

This morning Catherine and I were talking about Gossip Girl and how we find the guy who plays Dan really unattractive due to his annoying mouth and weird walk. Then we started going off about all the seemingly “hot” guys out there that everyone oohs and ahhs over that we really think are gross and came up with a short list of ones we agreed upon.
5. Orlando Bloom Have you ever seen him in Troy, that atrocious Brad Pitt movie? He plays the biggest wimpy turd. Honestly, thinking about him in the role, and how convincing he was, makes my stomach turn. Plus, look at that pube ‘stache. Barf.
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Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson Fumbles With Tony Romo

  • Tony Romo might have broken up with Jessica Simpson. Wonder if he read her embarrassingly gushy interview in Glamour… [Celebitchy]
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    Star Couplings: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson Engaged…Maybe?

  • Supposedly, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are engaged. He’s, like, super grateful to her for helping him through his suicide attempt last year. [Perez Hilton]
  • But her rep says that of course, it is not true. [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Mimi Engaged With A Hand-Me-Down Ring?

  • Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged! He’s 11 years younger! We suspected she might be engaged when she wore that big rock to the Tribeca Film Festival — one tiny note, however. The ring looks exactly like the ring Nick Cannon gave to his ex-fiance Selita Ebanks. Hmm. [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Mariah Carey Flaunts A Big Bauble

  • Mariah Carey went to a movie premiere this weekend and showed off a huge rock on her engagement ring finger. Who’s the lucky guy? [DListed]
  • The scrutiny of Miley Cyrus continues! In a new photo shoot for Vanity Fair Miley “appears” to be nude in a shot taken by Annie Leibovitz — and now Miley is saying she regrets taking the photograph. She said she thought the photo was supposed to look “artistic” but seeing it now, she feels “embarrassed”. Disney said, “A situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.” Oh Lord. [DListed]
  • The reason why Guy Ritchie hasn’t been by Madonna’s side at recent events is because he’s been staying home with their adopted son David, in order to maintain a stable homelife for him as the adoption inquiry continues. [Perez Hilton]
  • Oh Jennifer Aniston. Canoodling with John Mayer, a guy who dated Jessica Simpson for a year, is not a good idea. [Us Weekly]
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    A Very Special Episode Of The Moment Of Truth: Perez Vs. Mayer

    Okay, remember how we told you that John Mayer and Perez Hilton made out and we barfed in our mouths a little? Well John has been denying it and sort of crapping on Perez in various interviews. Not that we love ol’ P-Nasty, but he’s not really someone you wanna go to war with. Anyway, Perez says he took a lie detector test, filmed himself in the process, and will be posting the vid on his site later today. Something tells us the result are….he’s telling the truth! Let this be a lesson, ladies — never make out with someone who BLOGS for a living. Oh….wait. [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

    John Mayer Swings Three Ways: Straight, Gay, And Annoying Blogger

    So, apparently John Mayer and gossip blogger Perez Hilton made out. Though we suppose that isn’t that much more “huh?!” than being in a serious relationship with Jessica Simpson for a year. [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: John Mayer Assumes His Future Wife Reads Us Weekly

  • John Mayer, you are such a tool. The singer told Best Life magazine, “When I think about my [future] wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in Us Weekly. It’s all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it. I worry about what she thinks.” Okay, dude. Maybe you should worry a little more about that embarrassing face you make when you play the guitar. [Us Weekly]
  • Of course Lisa Marie Presley is having twins. Does anyone just have one baby anymore? [DListed]
  • Okay, so we always knew there were gay rumors about Jake Gyllenhaal, but did you know that gossip mongers are now buzzing that Reese Witherspoon is really a lesbian? [2Snaps.tv]
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  • Star Couplings: Matthew McConaughey Awaits The Arrival Of Baby Pabst

  • Everyday there is a new reason to love Matthew McConaughey — today that reason is that supposedly the Dazed and Confused actor wants to name his baby-on-the-way after his favorite beer. He was inspired by his brother, who named his son Miller Lyte. [DListed]
  • Nineteen-year-old Julianne Hough, one of the professionals from Dancing With The Stars, told CosmoGirl! that she is saving herself for marriage. Probably not that hard to do when you’re surrounded by gay ballroom dancers all day. [DListed]
  • Ooooh, blind item alert, kind of! John Mayer issued a cryptic message on his blog yesterday, saying, “Dear Ex Lover, Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.” So who so we think she is? Cameron? Jessica? Minka? [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Rihanna and Chris Brown The Latest In Hip-Hop Royalty?

  • Rihanna and Chris Brown! Together! Maybe! So. Adorable. [Perez Hilton]
  • Icky! Page Six claims that Dita Von Teese was canoodling with AJ McLean (you know, the guy with the heinous facial hair from the Backstreet Boys) at a Grammy after-party. Can this chick buy herself some taste, please? [Page Six]
  • Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden and his Aussie girlfriend, Sophie Monk, have split. You’re like, who? [Perez Hilton]
  • Awww, Gary Coleman, aka Arnold from Different Strokes, got married! To a 22-year old! But you know what that means? He finally lost his virginity at the ripe ol’ age of 40. [Perez Hilton]
  • John Mayer says in the new issue of Best Life magazine that he’s ready to settle down and find the future Mrs. Mayer. Our Simcha would like to let him know that she is available and makes a mean batch of chocolate chip cookies. [Pop Sugar]
  • Star magazine is claiming that Britney married her paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, during their trip to Mexico a few weeks back. Mind you, the dude is still married to his first wife so even if this story is true, their marriage is about as real as my dog Lucca’s marriage to the lil’ Yorkie in our building. [DListed]
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