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An Open Letter To Taylor Swift

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Dear Taylor,

I am writing to offer you some unsolicited advice. I heard that rumor about you and ass hat, John Mayer.  Whether you are actually dating him or not (I really hope it’s just a rumor), I would like to point out that it’s a really bad idea to get involved/remain involved with him. Why? You are fresh meat; he is tainted meat. By scientific principle, tainted meat destroys fresh meat if they come within close proximity. See: E. coli. Taylor, I know from experience that bad boys will poison your life. Before you defend your feelings for Mr. Mayer, please hear me out. [Celebitchy]

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10 Sexy Celebs Who Have Rebounded With A Younger Man

Celebs Who Rebounded With Younger Men

Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins’ relationship always seemed to attract questions. The longtime couple never married, but they showed that a celebrity power couple could work without drawing Brangelina-like news attention ... until recently. The couple announced their split and it appears that Sarandon could be on the rebound with a radically younger man. Robbins himself was 12 years younger than the actress, but maybe she thought he was gettin’ too old—she’s rumored to be dating 31-year-old Jonathan Brinklin, an aspiring filmmaker and ping-pong enthusiast/entrepreneur. Sarandon who has invested in Brinklin’s paddle-happy venture, Spin, stated her relationship with the youngster remains solely (and vaguely) as “business partners and friends.” Uh, funny business? Sarandon has attended several of Brinklin’s star-studded “Naked-Ping-Pong” get-togethers. Hawt. [Huffington Post]

Sarandon is not the first to trade her older husband/boyfriend for a younger model. Here are some other famous (and lucky) ladies who didn’t consider a generational gap to be a dating boundary.

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About John Mayer

10 Celebs Who Are Proud Masturbators

Celebrities Talk Masturbation

In the new issue of Rolling Stone, John Mayer runs his mouth about a number of personal topics—we’re sure Jennifer Aniston appreciates that—including his masturbation habits. Thanks for completely over-sharing, John! But he’s hardly the only celeb to discuss diddling. Woody Allen and Dudley Moore have some of the more famous and funny quotes about spanking the monkey, but some more recent stars have mouthed off about self-love too. Keep clicking to find out who ...
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Quotable: John Mayer Has An Existential Dating Crisis

John Mayer Talks About Jennifer Aniston In Rolling Stone

“All I want to do now is f**k the girls I’ve already f**ked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else. I met a girl one time in Vegas. Her name was Dimples, and the ‘s’ in Dimples was a dollar sign. I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I’ve had relationships with. I still feel like I’m with them, in the sense that if I f**ked Dimples, what does that say about someone like Jen? I feel like it’s all connected. How could I ever cosmically relate these two people? What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f**king fantastic, if I said to her, ‘I don’t dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn’t arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny,’ and then I see myself f**king Dimples? What does that say for my case?”

— John Mayer explaining to Rolling Stone magazine that the only thing that keeps him from effing every woman he meets is worrying about how Jen (Aniston) would feel about it. [via US Weekly]

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Quotable: John Mayer To Give Up Dating For “A While”

John Mayer To Give Up Dating For A While

“I’m a little freaked out about dating. So, I’m just going to let time pass and just do my thing. For some reason whoever I date has been famous for a while. I can’t sit here and be like, ‘Oh, please let me live my life in private with this famous person who’s been around for 15 years.’ The last thing you want is to see me doing is bashing my head going, ‘I’m shocked, that I’m being followed right now.’ ... I’m just going to hunker down. 2010 is a peaceful year for me no matter what I do.”

—Notorious playboy John Mayer tells Ellen DeGeneres his immediate dating plans on the set of her show yesterday. You may remember some of his famous exes include: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Actually, John, bashing your head really isn’t the last thing we want to see you doing.

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Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Is Going After John Mayer & The Porn Money Wedding

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Date John Mayer
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Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Rachael Hates Martha? Jennifer And Jessica Still Want John Mayer?

Tabloid Cheat Sheet

Since Thanksgiving is a holiday about giving thanks, take a minute today to thank Hollywood for providing us with an endless supply of drama—no matter how slow the news week. And it must have been limping this week—all of the tabloids took up valuable gossip space with gift guides. Still, there’s lots of stories to share. So grab some mashed potatoes and take a minute to catch up on the super true goings-on of celebrity world.

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Quickies: John Mayer And Gerard Butler Talk Ladies’ Man Life, Glambert Takes His Show To CBS

John Mayer And Gerard Butler Discuss Womanizing
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Quotable: Oh, That’s Why People Think John Mayer Is A Douche

photo of John Mayer

“They say I’m a womanizer. I say I haven’t met enough women.”

—John Mayer to the crowd at a concert in Brooklyn, NY [New York Times]

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Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are Back At It

Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are Back At It
  • John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are back together, according to People and Us Weekly. [Dlisted]—Yeah, she’s that pathetic, and he probably has another project to sell.
  • Kimora Lee brought adorable baby Kenzo Lee Hounsou to work with her recently. [OK! Magazine]—His cuteness almost melted the coldness that has crept into my heart. Almost.
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Quote Of The Day: John Mayer Appreciates A Good Gay Crowd

John Mayer Appreciates A Good Gay Crowd

“Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off. Someone there planted a kiss on me? No. I don’t like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Found the crowd even more respectful than in a straight club. You know who the most flamboyant crowd is? Straight, drunk girls. They’re like a bunch of little Charles Nelson Reillys.”

— John Mayer, who once made out with blogger Perez Hilton, doing what he can to dispel rumors he had another gay kiss recently. [via US Weekly]

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13 Signs You Should Take Your Ex-Boyfriend Back

Man begging woman

John Mayer has been trying to make Jennifer Aniston his girlfriend again. They always come back, don’t they ladies? First he dumped her via text message last August (ouch!) and then, after a brief reunion, broke up with her again in March. Apparently, now John has been begging her for another chance. The balladeer has gone boo-hoo for his Hollywood honey.

Sure, our own Erin and conventional wisdom say that in life you only get one chance. But in love, there are no rules. However, there is good advice, not to mention learning from your mistakes. That’s why I’m going to share with you the biggest relationship mistake I ever made.

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John Mayer Didn’t “Taste The Skittles Rainbow” With Kristin Cavallari

John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari

Yesterday, after John Mayer headed to Twitter to shoot down rumors that he and Kristin Cavallari are dating, we shared with you one of the hilarious things he twoted about her. “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli,” he said. But upon further exploration, we’ve noticed that is not the only amazing euphemism for sex that he wrote in this particular exchange. Here are some others:

  • “I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari [sic] with my penis.”
  • “We have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”
  • “I have never Bensoned her Hedges.”
  • “Nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.” [Twitter]

That Mayer is all class. Care to pick a favorite sex descriptor?

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John Mayer’s $25,000 Mugshot

John Mayer's $25,000 Mugshot

Yesterday, after Fall Out Boy singer Patrick Stump was arrested for driving without a license, John Mayer admitted he’d been arrested for the same offense and then Twittered a challenge to Harvey Levin at TMZ: “produce my mugshot, [and] I will donate 25k to the charity of [your] choice.” He even gave a hint: “in the first half of the naughts, in the home of the Brave.” Mayer, it turns out, had been arrested in May 2001 in Atlanta (the case was dismissed the following month). TMZ did manage to score the mugshot, but The Smoking Gun beat them by about five minutes in publishing it. Still, John never said TMZ had to be the first site to produce the photo. So, true to his word, he coughed up $25,000 to be split between the two charities TMZ chose (Pet Orphans and Ace of Hearts, two animal shelters in California). Call it a creative publicity stunt, but I say it’s nice to see a celebrity arrest result in such a happy ending. [via TMZ]

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Behold! John Mayer Has A Surprisingly Grown-Up Abode

John Mayer's apartment

I never understood how John Mayer gets so many women: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston. Then, the September issue of Elle Decor arrived in my mailbox with Mayer’s New York City apartment on the cover. Sure, he got a little help from Giorgio Armani, but Mayer has it going on in the apartment department. His pad is simple, chic, and all grown-up. “I steer clear of bravado,” he told Elle Decor. “It detracts from who you really are.” This is a maxim he seems to have applied to his home decor—but not other aspects of his life. [ELLE Decor]

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Warren Beatty Wants Your Panties Down, Plus Six Other Horrible Celebrity Pick-Up Lines

Warren Beatty

It’s easy to imagine that Hollywood is one giant orgy but, in reality, celebrities have to be careful with their sexcapades since their lives are always on blast. Even though he’s like eleventy, Warren Beatty was once quite the heartthrob. And in model Léon Bing’s upcoming memoir Swans and Pistols she says that even though Beatty came to a party with his girlfriend Julie Christie, he said to her, “If I wasn’t here with someone, we’d be in the upstairs bathroom right now with the door locked and your panties down.” [NY Post]

Eek! He said, ‘Panties!’ Douche chills! Thankfully, the constant paparazzi presence keeps today’s male stars from laying on the sleaze too thick. But here are a few famous creeps who forgot that what you say today ends up in the tabloid tomorrow.

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Perez Hilton Not Getting Much Sympathy From Hollywood

We’re not the only ones who aren’t especially feeling loads of sympathy for Perez Hilton. John Mayer and Perez have been tweeting back and forth all day, with Mayer (who denied Perez’s claim that the two made out) basically suggested that Perez has something to learn from the incident. Hilton haters like Travis McCoy (of Gym Class Heroes) and Kirstie Alley have expressed downright glee. And Kelly Clarkson? Well she just laughed. Check out her radio interview above and keep clicking to read some of what the celebrity Twitterverse has to say about the Perez Hilton assault.

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The Five Guys Who Shouldn’t Have Made People’s Hottest Bachelors Issue

Chace Crawford People's Hottest Bachelors

People‘s Hottest Bachelors issue hits newsstands this Friday, and we’ve got the list. Among the supposedly best looking eligible men in Hollywood are few gentlemen who simply don’t do it for us. The offenders, after the jump.

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Gallery: When Celebrities Wear Douchey T-Shirts

Constantine Maroulis

Yesterday, “American Idol” alum and Tony Award Nominee Constantine Maroulis kicked off the Broadway Summer Softball League’s 55th season by singing the National Anthem. But according to his shirt, Maroulis was celebrating something else, too. He proudly donned a baseball-tee that read, “Hooray For Boobies.” Um, ew? We have to give the famous Simon Cowell scowl to this shirt.

We thought the days of the message t-shirt were behind us. Alas, no. When we took a look around Celebuland, we noticed lots of other stars sporting ironic, obnoxious, and plain old WTF tees. Get ready to cringe.

 

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Celeb Guys Who Are Prettier Than You

Usually the words “pretty boy” are a homophobic slur for teen idol types (and presidential candidates), so the Taylor Hansons of the world usually don’t up to their pretty, pretty looks.

But The Tudors actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers set a new pretty boy-precedent, though, when he kept it real with the Daily Mail: “I’m a pretty boy.” The Mail asked him about how some historians are unhappy with his portrayal as a drop-dead sexy King Henry VIII, when actually, the king wasn’t such the looker. So Meyers pointed out, “The reality is that viewers don’t want to see an obese, red-haired guy on a TV series. I mean, I wouldn’t like to see somebody who looked like Henry when he was older having sex.”

Ouch, kinda harsh there, pretty boy, but we’ll let you pass ‘cause you’re so easy on the eyes. Let’s take a look at some other Details cover-worthy men who we’d let get away with bad behavior!

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