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Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Nicole and Joel Married? Mary-Kate’s $900 Million Prenup?

Happy hump day! For this joyously slow news week, the tabloids were more random than ever, reminding us that no news is not reason enough to not print the news. Instead, it is reason enough to create something better than truth: intrigue. So, in an effort not to gather facts, but to create an even better existence based on subtle hints and unnamed sources, we’ve read every tabloid and picked the most interesting stories to share with you. Keep reading »

Is Matching Your Date A Do Or A Don’t?

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden looked a little prom-y at the Noble Humanitarian Awards. His tie and highlights make him look as if he were an afterthought when they were deciding what to wear. But what do you think? Is there ever an appropriate time to match to your date? [10/18/09, Beverly Hills] Keep reading »

A Baby Bird Flew Out Of Nicole Richie’s Vagina Today!

Nicole Richie gave birth to a healthy baby boy this morning. She and boyfriend Joel Madden named the little tyke … wait for it … Sparrow James Midnight Madden. Now, Sparrow might have been cute for a little girl, but for a little boy? That s**t won’t fly (heehee) on the playground. Whatevs. Congrats! [DListed] Keep reading »

Quickies!: Lady Gaga Had A Run-In With The Russian Popo

  • Lady Gaga tweeted that she was nearly arrested for wearing leather at St. Basil’s in Russia. [Perez Hilton -- Her habit of not wearing pants was probably what really got her into trouble.
  • Tattoo discrimination is alive and well. Joel Madden was recently told to cover his tattooed arms or he wouldn't be able to board his British Airways flight. [Dlisted]
  • The next crop of erectile dysfunction drugs could be rubbed directly into the peen. [Asylum] — And become a sad form of foreplay.
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    Trend: Celebs Prove They’re Not Deadbeat Dads By Designing Kids Clothing

    Everybody thinks they can design clothes nowadays. Jessica Simpson wants to launch a curvy fashion line; Beth Ditto is coming out with her own plus-size line of clothing; and Daisy Fuentes is launching a reasonably priced line at WalMart. But the biggest trend right now seems to be celebrity fathers getting into the fashion biz and launching children’s clothing lines. Fashion may not be their calling, but their children have inspired them so much that they are taking a chance on launching what they all seem to think will be trendy and fashion-forward with the kiddies…
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    Star Couplings: Nicole Richie And Joel Madden Are Adding To Their Family

  • Joel Madden announced on the Good Charlotte website that he and Nicole Richie are having another baby. That pair works fast! [Dlisted]
  • The man who says he is the biological father to Nadya Suleman’s children said he wants to help her raise the children. She hasn’t responded to his offer yet. [People.com]
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    Star Couplings: Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Use Fate For Family Planning

  • Joel Madden and Nicole Richie on having more kids: “If it happens, it happens.” [Us Weekly]
  • Eww, are Mischa Barton and Josh Hartnett an item? [DListed]
  • Britney Spears next comeback album, titled Circus, will be released on her birthday, December 2nd. [DListed]
  • Megan Fox says she had a fling with a female stripper. “Look, I’m not a lesbian,” she went on. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.” [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Did Not Get Married

  • Joel Madden posted a blog this weekend saying he married baby mama Nicole Richie. Just kidding! [Us Weekly]
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    Miley Cyrus Dating Backup Dancer?

    Miley Cyrus is reportedly dating her 22-year-old backup dancer, Marshall. There hasn’t been an official confirmation on this, but the two have been caught flirting on camera, and there’s a photo of Miley kissing him on the cheek. Now, that’s only a seven-year age difference, but she’s 15. Has she even “become a woman” yet? After the jump, a few other underage celeb relationships — why don’t guys have relationships with older women when they’re under 18? Or do they, and nobody cares? [ThinkFashion] Keep reading »

    The Daily Squeeze: Hot Royalty, Paris Hilton’s Tinkberbell, And Carrie Bradshaw

  • Forbes named the 20 Hottest Young Royals. Hopefully, the numbers don’t mean anything, because Prince William is number one. [Forbes]
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