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Leonardo DiCaprio Leaves Club With 20 Ladies, Remains Hero To Bros Across The Land

Newly single Leonardo DiCaprio threw an Art Basel party in Miami this weekend and apparently is having no trouble navigating the nightlife circuit without his former love Toni Garrn. DiCaprio, who, lest we forget, is also the UN Messenger of Peace, sported a man bun all evening which occasionally forced him to pause for hair adjustments. As the party wound down in the early hours of Sunday morning, the New York Daily News spotted him partying with Brandon Davis and Joe Jonas [Dude. Leo. Your new "pussy posse" suckkkkks. -- Amelia] before leaving the club with every single woman who’d been chilling in his VIP section — all 20 of them. A club goer told the Daily News: “He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero. He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.” No word on whether poor Joe ever recovered from the traumatic lady stampede, but Leo sure had a good time. Leonardo DiCaprio: international peacekeeper, not-yet-Oscar winning actor, national treasure to aspiring club bros across America. [New York Daily News] [Image via AKM-GSI]

Dylan Sprouse Responds To The Joe Jonas Confessional About All The Ways Disney Screws Young Stars

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This weekend the world was gifted with a long confessional in New York magazine from Joe Jonas. The 24-year-old formerly in the Jonas Brothers — they split up this fall over creative differences — dished about everything from smoking pot for the first time with Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, hooking up with fans, and how coming back to a hotel room to find a groupie waiting there is actually really annoying. Mostly, though, Joe Jonas talked about he and his brothers’ rise to fame and how they felt completely beholden to Disney, because the mega-company made everything happen for them.  Disney controlled their lyrics — “If a lyric was slightly sexual, someone at the record company would tell us we had to change it” — and pressured them to never mess up or else they’d disappoint their parents, fans and bosses.  ”We were frightened little kids,” Joe said.

Well, Dylan Sprouse, a fellow Disney child star, has a few things to say about that. Keep reading »

10 Revelations From Joe Jonas’s New York Magazine Confessional

10 Revelations From Joe Jonas's New York Magazine Confessional

In fairness, practically every word of Joe Jonas’s first-person piece in New York magazine is a revelation to me, as I have basically gone out of my way not to know anything about the Jonas Brothers other than Nick is the hottest one. But I have had some assumptions about the JoBros in general based on what little has managed to slip through, and this incredibly juicy profile of the middle Jonas squashed almost all of them. Perhaps there is nothing new here for fans, but I’m pretty sure most of y’all don’t walk among us anyway. Keep reading »

The Jonas Brothers Have Officially Broken Up

  • After canceling their recent tour, The Jonas Brothers have announced they unanimously decided to break up their band. Sorry, teenaged girls. [Just Jared]
  • Chris Brown’s assault charge from this weekend has been reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor. Brown punched a man outside a hotel in Washington, D.C. after the guy allegedly tried to photobomb a picture Brown was taking with two women. [US Weekly]
  • “Jimmy Kimmel Live” did a skit where a child joked about killing Chinese people to get the United States out of debt, which has prompted an apology from ABC. [People]
  • Sybrina Fulton, the mother of Trayvon Martin, is calling on states to clarify their “stand your ground” laws, as they are currently “open to abuse.” Understatement of the year. [NBC News] Keep reading »

There’s No Joe Jonas Sex Tape, Says Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas Sex Tape?
Joe Jonas and Blanda Eggenschwiler
With ball gags and paddling! Read More »
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  • Joe Jonas’ reps are denying a sex tape exists of he and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler smoking pot, doing shots, and playing with kinky sex toys like ball gags and paddles. “There is no truth or validity to this story,” his reps told E! News. “It is completely false.” RATS.  [Huffington Post]
  • Lindsay Lohan plans to spend her time before court-mandated rehab in, um, style: “A week with Charlie Sheen in LA, then she wants to go to Brazil. I kid you not,” says a source. Oh, we believe you. [Page Six]
  • Debunking the myths about Ryan Gosling’s “break” from acting. [Atlantic Wire]
  • The same mentally ill man who plotted to decapitate Joss Stone also had a diary wrote about Beyoncé, Eminem and Chris Brown. [Eonline]
  • Tilda Swinton gave a speech at the opening of the V&A Museum’s David Bowie exhibit. [NYmag.com Vulture] Keep reading »

Joe Jonas Sex Tape Coming Our Way Soon, Maybe

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Joe Jonas as The Situation photo
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  • Uh oh: a sex tape starring Joe Jonas and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler (above) doing shots, smoking pot, and playing with a ball gag, dildo and slapper paddle is allegedly going public sometime in April. According to Blind Gossip, Eggenschwiler, a model, is trying to make the sex tape public herself so she can ride the fast lane to fame, er, infamy. While it completely sucks the private sex tape could be made public,  I am just a wee bit intrigued that Joe Jonas has got a kinky side. [BlindGossip, ONTD]
  • Rebel Wilson was almost in the “Hunger Games” cast?  Is this a joke? [EntertainmentWise]
  • New Beyoncé meme: tweeting childhood photos of yourself with “Bow Down” as the caption. [HyperVocal]
  • Pics of Rider Strong and Will Friedle on the set of “Girl Meets World” make me feel old. [Crushable]

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