Posts tagged "joe francis"

Oh No: “Girls Gone Wild” Honcho Joe Francis Is Going To Be A Father … Of Daughters

“Girls Gone Wild” creep Joe Francis is expecting twin girls with his girlfriend, model Abbey Wilson. The couple did in vitro fertilization and purposefully selected daughters. “We chose to have girls. I believe people will finally understand my love, respect and admiration for women. I love girls,” said Francis. [Starcasm]
“Glee” star Naya Rivera and…

Jessica Wakeman / April 10, 2014

“Girls Gone Wild” Sleazebag Joe Francis Rants About “Retarded” Jury

Rich people never do bad things. Poor people are just jealous of them! This is according to chief “Girls Gone Wild” sleazebag Joe Francis, ranting in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter about the jury that convicted him earlier this month of assault and falsely imprisoning women in his home. “Just to convict people…

Jessica Wakeman / May 22, 2013

“Girls Gone Wild” Founder Joe Francis Convicted For Assault

Sleaze master “Girls Gone Wild” Joe Francis has been found guilty of assaulting a woman at his home in 2011. Three women accused him of refusing to let them leave his Hollywood home and attacking one of them by “choke-slamming her head into his tile floor.” He’s been convicted on three counts of false…

Jessica Wakeman / May 7, 2013

Quickies: Joe Francis Disses Reese Witherspoon & The National Sex Survey Results

Girls Gone Wild’s chief creep Joe Francis took a potshot at Reese Witherspoon’s recent comments about celebrity sex tapes, warning the actress she’s “showing her age.” Ugh. Things were much quieter when this douche was still in prison. [PopEater]
Emma Roberts, niece of Julia Roberts, got a li’l defensive about nepotism, which she…

Jessica Wakeman / June 17, 2011

Skeezy Joe Francis Wins Big In Skeezy “Girls Gone Wild” Lawsuit

Joe Francis of “Girls Gone Wild” has something to celebrate. He may be a douchebag whose wife ditched him after a whopping two months of marriage. But he just won a lawsuit!

Jessica Wakeman / April 11, 2011

Girls Gone Wild Founder Joe Francis’ Wife Of 2 Months Dumps Him

Prepared to be stunned, ladies? Girls Gone Wild founder and general sleazebag Joe Francis has been left by his wife of less than two months. I know! I didn’t see it coming either. Frankly, what I did find shocking was that any woman would marry him in the first place, but I guess there’s a…

Susannah Breslin / December 29, 2010

Should Women Suing “Girls Gone Wild” Be Allowed To Stay Anonymous?

Four women, who were between the ages of 13 and 17 when they were filmed flashing their breasts by “Girls Gone Wild” goons, have asked to pursue their lawsuit without being named. The women, who are now in their 20s, said when they appeared in the “Girls Gone Wild” videos as teens in Panama City,…

Jessica Wakeman / October 28, 2010

Paris Hilton Smuggles Drugs In Her Hoo-Ha, And Other Allegations From The “Girls Gone Wild” Tell-All

Ryan Simkin spent half a decade as an employee for “Girls Gone Wild,” working his way up to be Joe Francis’ right hand man. And now he’s written a book all about the experience called Flash! Bars, Boobs, And Busted: 5 Years On The Road With Girls Gone Wild. Naturally, Francis is suing to sto…

Kate Torgovnick/ / September 10, 2010

11 Wedding Gift Ideas For Joe Francis Of “Girls Gone Wild”

“Girls Gone Wild”‘s Joe Francis is getting … married? When we heard the news this morning, we didn’t know if we were still drunk from last night, or hell had frozen over, or what. But yes: Christina McLarty, an entertainment reporter for CBS, is going to marry that bastard. Actually, the couple will have a…

Jessica Wakeman / July 2, 2010

(Another) Quote Of The Day: Joe Francis Marches For Gay Rights. For The Lesbians, Of Course.

“With the gay movement, it’s personal. The same religious-right a**holes who took away my civil rights and put me in jail for a year because they don’t like what I do for a living have taken away gay rights. I know firsthand how it feels to have your civil rights stripped from you. P.S. lot…

Kate Torgovnick/ / October 13, 2009

Joe Francis Assaults A Chick. Again

Joe Francis is the guy we’d most like to vote off planet Earth. The Girls Gone Wild impresario (wait, I’m revoking this term since it includes the word “impress” and there ain’t nothing impressive about Francis) got in a scuffle last night at Guys and Dolls in Los Angeles, and allegedly assaulted a woman. And…

Kate Torgovnick/ / August 28, 2009

Star Couplings: J.Lo & Marc Anthony Are So Happy Together OMG!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony continue to fight back against rumors that they’re splitting by kissing on stage at one of last nights Inaugural Balls. [Us Weekly]
Lest you think they were shallow, vapid dummies, Mischa Barton and Whitney Port both cried during Obama’s inauguration. [Us Weekly]
Jennifer Love Hewitt called off her wedding because…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 21, 2009

Dupre Sues Girls Gone Wild

Getting Eliot Spitzer’s call girl, Ashley Dupre, on video was Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis’ first order of business after his release from jail. However, once GGW realized they already had plenty of footage of her that they got for free, they retracted the offer. It turns out that she appeared in videos for…

Simcha / April 30, 2008

Pig Gets Out Of Pen

Hide your barely legal daughter, the Girls Gone Wild CEO is out of jail. After 11 months in prison, Joe Francis is as free as a drunk sorority girl at Mardi Gras. He posted $1.5 million dollars bond in Reno and will now stand trial for tax evasion in Florida. However that’s just the ti…

Simcha / March 11, 2008