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Jessica Simpson’s Parents Joe And Tina Are Officially Divorced

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  • The Simpson family home is officially a broken one: Joe and Tina Simpson’s divorce is final. When the couple filed for divorce, rumors swirled that Joe Simpson had a 20-year-old boyfriend on the side. There’s been little word recently about what’s really up.[People]
  • Justin Bieber appears to have donned a Chanel gimp mask. [Imgur]
  • Check out this first new, totally demented clip from the new season of “Arrested Development”! [Entertainment Weekly]
  • “Scream” is coming to MTV as a horror series. [The Wrap]
  • RIP Society: one of the little girls on “Toddlers & Tiaras” is a millionaire at age six. [US Weekly] Keep reading »

The Top 10 Celebrity Sex Scandals Of 2012

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2012 was full of celebrity sex scandals. From casual hookups to cheating, sex tapes and denials, the public was intrigued by every dirty detail. In this list of the top 10 Celebrity Sex Scandals of 2012, there is no shortage of gossip to go around. Let’s hope these celebrities make better choices in the coming year. Read more…

Well Played: Ashlee Simpson’s Trendy Tomboy Look

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She might be a millionaire and she might date famous dudes and she might have a super cute toddler with a trendy name, but life hasn’t exactly been easy for Ashlee Simpson. She grew up livin’ in the shadow of (someone else’s dreeeaaam) big sister Jessica, biffed her lip syncing gig on SNL, divorced her baby daddy Pete Wentz, and broke up with her most recent BF while dealing with her parents’ divorce, which was reportedly caused by her dad’s secret penchant for twenty-something male models. Phew, I’m out of breath just typing all that! So if it’s any consolation, I’d just like to say: Ashlee, I’m obsessed with your outfit. You look cute, comfy, and trendy. Also I’m listening to “Pieces of Me” while I write this and having intense flashbacks of my college dorm room, so thanks for that too. [Photo: Splash News]

The Real Reason These 8 Celebs Got Pregnant

Leave it to Jessica Simpson to get pregnant at what seems to be the most calculated moment possible. Her announcement that she is expecting baby number two came just in the nick of time for her to snake her way out of that Weight Watchers endorsement deal. But, if she wasn’t getting preggo to avoid public dieting, she must have been doing it to take the heat off of papa Joe Simpson and his divorce/ he-may-be gay scandal. Or maybe both? Either way, good timing, Jess and Eric! And, of course, congrats on your forthcoming bundle of joy.

Click through for more of our conspiracy theories about the ulterior motives for celebrity pregnancies.

Simpson Family Statement Avoids Any Mention Of Papa Joe Maybe Being Gay

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  • Jessica Simpson’s parents Joe Simpson and Tina Simpson have released a statement regarding their divorce filing, but it makes no mention of the rumors that Joe recently came out as gay to his family and has a 20-year-old boyfriend. “It is an amicable split and there is no third party involved,” says the statement. “Any other related allegations are completely false. The family appreciates your respect for their privacy at this time.” Personally I don’t care one way or the other if Joe Simpson is gay … but I do wonder what Papa Joe used to preach about homosexuality back when he was a Baptist preacher. [People]
  • Chris Brown’s ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran is allegedly pregnant, according to the not-very-reliable Media Take Out. [Media Take Out]
  • Nude pics of Justin Bieber’s dad Jeremey Bieber are being shopped around. This had better not be another Bieber nude pic PR stunt, jerks. Show us some Bieber peen or go away! [PopCrush]

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Joe Simpson Arrested For A DUI

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Jessica Simpson Gives Birth!
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  • Uh oh: Joe Simpson, “stage dad” of Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson, was arrested on August 4 for a DUI in Sherman Oaks, California. Simpson spent the night behind bars. Curious! I wonder why neither of his daughters or his wife bailed him out. [TMZ, US Weekly]
  • Star magazine claims Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to porn directors. That is too insane, even for this family. [Rumor Fix]
  • Area crazy person Amelia McDonell-Parry is interviewed in this New York Post article about Ryan Gosling. Sigh. The restraining order should be filed any moment now. [New York Post]
  • Terry Richardson took yummy shirtless photos of Brazilian model Marlon Teixeira just for you. [Socialite Life]
  • Kate Gosselin’s kids have bought her a Grow-A-Boyfriend doll. Ha! [Babble] Keep reading »

Poll: If Your Ex Were Talking Smack, Would You Want Your Dad To Defend Your Honor?

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Star Couplings: Evan Rachel Wood Gettin’ Her Rourke On

  • Okay, ick, Despite our dating advice, the rumor is Evan Rachel Wood traded in Marilyn Manson for Mickey Rourke. [Perez Hilton]
  • She denies it though. [People]
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    Star Couplings: Christina Aguilera Fights For Her Right To Party

  • Christina Aguilera defended her occasional late nights out on the town, despite having baby Max at home, saying, “I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that.” [Access Hollywood]
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    Star Couplings: Ashlee & Pete Make It Legal And Reveal Their Big Secret

  • Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were married on Saturday evening. After the ceremony they told their guests a real shocker: she’s pregnant! Can you believe it?! [Perez Hilton]
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