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There’s No Joe Jonas Sex Tape, Says Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas Sex Tape?
Joe Jonas and Blanda Eggenschwiler
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Joe Jonas as The Situation photo
Joe Jonas does a mean "Jersey Shore" impersonation. Read More »
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  • Joe Jonas’ reps are denying a sex tape exists of he and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler smoking pot, doing shots, and playing with kinky sex toys like ball gags and paddles. “There is no truth or validity to this story,” his reps told E! News. “It is completely false.” RATS.  [Huffington Post]
  • Lindsay Lohan plans to spend her time before court-mandated rehab in, um, style: “A week with Charlie Sheen in LA, then she wants to go to Brazil. I kid you not,” says a source. Oh, we believe you. [Page Six]
  • Debunking the myths about Ryan Gosling’s “break” from acting. [Atlantic Wire]
  • The same mentally ill man who plotted to decapitate Joss Stone also had a diary wrote about Beyoncé, Eminem and Chris Brown. [Eonline]
  • Tilda Swinton gave a speech at the opening of the V&A Museum’s David Bowie exhibit. [NYmag.com Vulture] Keep reading »

Joe Jonas Sex Tape Coming Our Way Soon, Maybe

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Joe Jonas as The Situation photo
Joe Jonas does a mean "Jersey Shore" impersonation. Read More »
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Questions I have about Kevin Jonas' marriage, based on his reality show. Read More »
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Kevin Jonas and Danielle Jonas photo
Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle will star in their own reality show. Read More »
  • Uh oh: a sex tape starring Joe Jonas and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler (above) doing shots, smoking pot, and playing with a ball gag, dildo and slapper paddle is allegedly going public sometime in April. According to Blind Gossip, Eggenschwiler, a model, is trying to make the sex tape public herself so she can ride the fast lane to fame, er, infamy. While it completely sucks the private sex tape could be made public,  I am just a wee bit intrigued that Joe Jonas has got a kinky side. [BlindGossip, ONTD]
  • Rebel Wilson was almost in the “Hunger Games” cast?  Is this a joke? [EntertainmentWise]
  • New Beyoncé meme: tweeting childhood photos of yourself with “Bow Down” as the caption. [HyperVocal]
  • Pics of Rider Strong and Will Friedle on the set of “Girl Meets World” make me feel old. [Crushable]

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Joe Jonas Does A Mean “Jersey Shore” Impersonation

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Joe Jonas, Movie Star?
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Squeaky-clean teen idol Joe Jonas is the last person we’d expect to have a dead on Situation impersonation. But when he visited Wendy Williams‘ show and they reenacted a drunk conversation between Sitch and Snooki — in costume! — I got the same creepy crawlies as I do with Mr. Michael Sorrentino himself. Definitely watch this one. [Popdust]

Joe Jonas: Movie Star?

Don’t tell his ex-girlfriends, but Joe Jonas has his sights set on being more than just a mere musician. See, he wants to be a musician/actor, with a side order of producer. Joe told E! Online that he will be producing and starring in a passion project that doesn’t of yet have a name. In it, he will play a “young man who is finding himself.” And this bears no relationship to reality, people. Keep reading »

Joe Jonas Attended The Enrique Iglesias School Of Smoldering

Oh Joe Jonas, you’re all growed up, and fixing your burning gaze off in the distance, at some attractive lass or other … just like Enrique Iglesias? Do pop stars go to school to perfect this look? They must. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Just How Pure Are Ashley Greene & Joe Jonas?

  • Ashley Greene was caught shopping at an erotic boutique, despite that purity ring planted firmly on boyfriend Joe Jonas‘ finger. [Hollywood Life]
  • So, supposedly, Fred Armisen’s friends have been running to the press and blaming Scientology for his breakup with Elisabeth Moss. [PopEater]

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Quickies: Joe Jonas’ Dad Broke Up With Demi Lovato For Him & “True Blood” On The Big Screen

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Taylor Swift’s “SNL” Monologue Was The Sweetest Revenge

Everybody speculated Taylor Swift would use her hosting powers to skewer Hennessy-swigging rude boy Kanye West in her “SNL” monologue and she kind of did, towards the end. But I heard myself shrieking, “Yeah, Taylor!” when she called out another jerk in Hollywood who’s done her wrong: ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas, who she says cheated. Very ballsy. I love it!

Keep watching for the cutest moment ever when Tay-Tay blew a kiss and mouthed “I love you” to her new guy, Taylor Lautner. Guess that means it’s official? Keep reading »

Joe Jonas And Other Celebrities Who’ve Broken Down Over Breakups

As if tweens around the planet didn’t already swoon at the mere mention of the Jonas brothers, Joe Jonas had to make their pitter-pattering hearts go into early palpitations by crying in front of an arena of fans because of his breakup with Camilla Belle. The middle Jonas brother broke into sobs last night while playing a show in Detroit and it was projected for all to see on the megatron. The commentary of “OH MY GOD he’s crying!!!” by the two Jonas fanatics in the background of the video is to die for. Whether this is a monumental embarrassment for Joe Jonas or his great scheme to win Camilla back, it’s not the first time a celeb has broken down in the public eye after a breakup. [LA Times Blog]

Here are a few more examples of celebs who couldn’t hold it together after being dumped Keep reading »

Quickies! Joe Jonas Reveals Miley Cyrus Is Dating His Brother Nick

  • Joe Jonas slips up and reveals that his brother Nick and Miley Cyrus are dating (gag), during an interview with Larry King. [PopEater] — The awkwardness that ensues is almost too much to take (watch the video to get the full effect.)
  • Ryan Reynolds is a fine actor, but even more impressive are his style skills. The man is lookin’ suave. [Asylum] — To all the men out there, this is how you should dress.

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