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Snooki & Baby Lorenzo Pose For People Magazine Cover

Jersey Shore Cancelled
No more gym, tanning and laundry! Read More »
Snooki Gives Birth
Baby Lorenzo has his work cut out for him. Read More »
Pregnant Snooki In Heels
Not working out so well, huh? Read More »
Pauly Gets Waxed
Watch Pauly D get his nose hair waxed. Read More »

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So, Yeah: Snooki Gave Birth To Baby Lorenzo, Is Officially A Mom

Today in “Save Some Babies For The Rest Of Us!!!” news, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has given birth! Snooki and her fiance Jionni LaValle welcomed son Lorenzo early this morning, with the little meatball weighing in atĀ 6 lbs, 5 oz. No word on whether Pauly D was in the delivery room. Anyway, congrats and stuff! [People]

Snooki's Pregnant!
And engaged. Oh, dear. Read More »
Pregnant Snooki In Heels
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Morning Quickies: Snooki Engaged & Pregnant, Source Says

Is Snooki Pregnant?
Snooki pregnant photo
Say it ain't so! (And hide the booze!) Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
I Love "Jersey Shore"
A self-proclaimed smart girl on why she loves the Seaside Heights gang. Read More »
Snooki pregnant photo
  • A source says Snooki is not only pregnant (which she has not confirmed yet) but engaged to her boyfriend Jionni LaValle. [People]
  • Also, Snooki’s douchebag ex Emilio actually said he hopes she has a miscarriage. EW. [TMZ]
  • Lil Wayne cancelled on Jimmy Kimmel at the last minute, so Jimmy pulled a random audience member named Carl to fill in. This is kind of brilliant. [PopCrush]
  • What did we think of Lindsay Lohan’s “Saturday Night Live” appearance this weekend? Here’s a timeline of her many, many professional “last chances.” [NYMag.com]
  • Vivienne Jolie-Pitt got into her mommy’s lipstick. So cute. [Us Weekly]

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Hide The Booze! Snooki Might Be Pregnant

Snooki's New Tattoo
snooki new tatoo
The meatball got a questionable new tattoo. Read More »
Snooki Is No Scientist
Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities
Snooki made one of the worst scientific claims of 2011. Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
Snooki pregnant photo

UPDATE, 1:44P.M.: Praise be to sopressata, Snooki is denying the pregnancy. Drink on, girl. [MTV]

Snooki is pregnant with her first child by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, Star magazine is claiming. Do we really believe she is willing to forgo pickling her uterus in booze for nine months to bring another little meatball into the world? Doubtful, as 24-year-old Snooki has the maturity of a 12-year-old 11-year-old 10-year-old girl.

Alas, fetal alcohol syndrome is not something to joke about, so we are hoping this is not true.  The mag also claims that the spin-off Snooki and J-Woww have been filming will have to be tweaked to reflect Snooki’s pregnancy … it’s also possible this rumor is just free PR. So take it with the grain of salt on your margarita. [RadarOnline]

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