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Whose Wiener Is Making Jessica Simpson Nauseous?

Jessica Simpson accidentally revealed the gender of her second child last night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” by mentioning her baby has a penis. “It’s a total different pregnancy. I just feel awful,” she said. “I never knew that a weiner could actually make me nauseous.” Then Jess started laughing and said, “Well, I guess… More »


Watch Every Movie Ever In “Movie: The Movie: 2V”

It takes a lot of time — like hours and hours — to watch movies. So on last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Jimmy Kimmel decided to do us all a solid and create a film that encapsulated, well, every movie ever. “Movie: The Movie: 2V” is actually the sequel to last year’s equally bombastic “Movie:… More »


Matt Damon Takes Over “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Transforms Show Into “Jimmy Kimmel Sucks”

Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel have had a longstanding feud, stemming from Damon getting bumped from Kimmel’s show, like, a zillion times. Kimmel closes virtually every show now “apologizing” to Matt Damon for bumping him from the episode, and finally Damon had enough. So last night, Damon got his revenge. He wheeled a bound and… More »


Ryan Gosling On Being That Creepy Guy Handing Out Girl Scout Cookies

My boo appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” earlier this week, and confirmed a rumor that the host had heard from friends of his. About five or six years ago, Ryan Gosling did indeed hand out Girl Scout cookies to strangers on the streets of Los Angeles. But why? Ryan proceeded to give a long explanation, having… More »


Brad Paisley Records A New “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Theme

Praise Jeebus, cute little country nugget Brad Paisley has done us a favor and recorded a new, country-fied “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” theme song. Because I have never listened to country music, I’m a bit unaware about this Paisley fellow, but he seems like one of us? … More »


Ryan Gosling & Will Ferrell Are “The Knife Guys”

So, “Jimmy Kimmel Live” was recently moved to an earlier time slot on ABC, but someone apparently forgot to tell “The Knife Guys” — aka Will Ferrell and his sidekick Ryan Gosling — who usually use the studio at 11:35 p.m. to film their QVC infomercial segment. I suppose it should come as no surprise… More »


Michelle Obama Just Wants To Shop At CVS Like A Normal

Being the First Lady can’t be that bad of a gig: you have a personal chef, travel all over the world, and Beyoncé loves you. But as Michelle Obama explained last night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” the complete lack of privacy and anonymity warps your life … so much so that you actually start wantingMore »


Alanis Morrissette Covers Green Day’s “Basket Case” As A Ballad

Last week, Billie Joe Armstrong melted down onstage at the IHeartMusic Festival and over the weekend he checked into rehab for substance abuse. Here his pal Alanis Morrissette covers Green Day’s song “Basket Case” on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” in the most Alanis Morrisette-y way possible, meaning as a ballad.  She told Billboard.com, “We’re all figuring… More »


You Won’t Believe The Mystery Guest Reciting R. Kelly’s Autobiography

I’m a tiny bit obsessed with R. Kelly, for a number of reasons. One of them: His epic “Trapped in the Closet” 32-part song and video masterpiece. R. Kelly said that it was like he had made up a whole new genre of music and entertainment, because it was telling a story with words and… More »


Celebs Reads Nasty Tweets About Themselves (And Only A Few Cry)

I’ve long been pestering Amelia to film The Frisky staff reading the meanest, funniest, trolliest comments we’ve gotten on our posts. There are some real gems out there. But it seems the staff of “Jimmy Kimmel Live” has slunk into my brain and snatched my idea. In honor of Twitter’s sixth birthday, Jimmy got everyone… More »


What Kanye West’s DONDA Commercial Would Look Like

We’re still not over DONDA yet, Kanye West’s plan for global takeover that he explained in depth over Twitter on Wednesday night during a manic rant. DONDA’s goal to “help simplify and aesthetically improve everything we see hear, touch, taste and feel … to dream of, create, advertise and produce products driven equally by emotional want and… More »


Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Jersey Shore” Dudes About “Hijinks In The Shower”

It’s that time again: “Jersey Shore” infects your TV again tonight. (Itch, itch, itch.) God, I can’t wait. “Mob Wives” return to television is not making me stupid enough. The boys stopped by Jimmy Kimmel’s couch this week to talk tanning and Jimmy couldn’t resist a question about whether there have ever been any dude-on-dude… More »


The Tug Toner Is Phallic Fitness Fun

“Jimmy Kimmel Live” parodied suggestive workout equipment with a this hilarious spoof ad for the Tug Toner — a piece of gear that simulates c**k rocking with more flair than the Shake Weight and the Free Flexor combined. I really wish this was real. I’d give anything to see fellow gym goers yanking that giant,… More »


Katie Couric In “Kate Plus 80″

On Tuesday night, Katie Couric sat down with Jimmy Kimmel to talk about where she’s going from here. She discussed her new talk show but also said that she has a new reality series in the works. “I’m particularly excited about that. That’s what clinched the deal for me,” she said. “Because, you… More »


Blame Gary Busey For All The Crazy Baby Names In Hollywood

Celebrities come up the most insane baby names. Where do they ge their inspiration? Duh! From Gary Busey. In this sketch for “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Gary consults with famous folk over the phone for $2.17 a minute to come up with names like “Papaya Aquarium” and “Snuggie Hammerhead.” “I’m Gary Busey and I… More »


Jake Gyllenhaal Pimps Out His Mom

Jake Gyllenhaal went on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night to chat about his new flick, “Source Code,” and ended up talking about everything but. He discussed turning 30 and the rumors that he’s gay. But the best part of the interview was when he talked about his mama. “My mom is a pretty badass… More »


Jimmy Kimmel Says Forget The Tapeworm, He’s Got The Diet Plan For You

A few weeks back, Jimmy Kimmel—and Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Sofia Vergara, Lindsay Lohan, and Eva Longoria—introduced us to Hottie Body Humpilates. Now Anna Faris, Amanda Seyfried, January Jones, Kristen Bell, Zoe Saldana, Heidi Klum, Neil Patrick Harris, and many others have convinced us to try Kimmel’s “Jim Miracle Diet.” The plan? More »


Lindsay Lohan And Eva Longoria Want You To Try Humpilates

While most of Hollywood was feelin’ classy after the Academy Awards, a select group of starlets wasn’t afraid to get crass for the sake of fitness. On “Jimmy Kimmel Live: After the Academy Awards,” Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel and Sofia Vergara made a mock infomercial for a new workout craze called Hottie… More »


Quickies: Amy Poehler On Her Embarrassing Stock Model Photos & Who’s Got A Coke Booger?

Amy Poehler told Jimmy Kimmel that when she was 28, she did those doofy stock model photos “for the money.” Hey, if those are the most incriminating photos that surface from your youth, you should consider yourself lucky!
Porn queen Jenna Jameson says Chelsea Handler is a “dried up old whore.” Umm,… More »


Ryan Gosling + Orphans + Dancing = Dying Inside

Look, it’s not like I want to be posting Ryan Gosling videos every day — they just keep appearing and it’s my duty as his unofficial fan club president/lover to present them to you. In this clip, also from his appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” this week, Ryan shows footage he shot in Africa… More »