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Miss Utah Sings The Wage Gap Answer That She Bombed At The Miss USA Pageant

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Sing It, Girl!

After fumbling her answer at the Miss USA Pageant, Miss Utah Marissa Powell gotten a few chances to redeem herself. Her near-nonsense answer had to do with the gender wage gap, and yesterday, she appeared on “The Today Show” for another chance at answering coherently. However, I find this video much more satisfying: Miss Utah partook in some great self-effacing humor on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night, as she sang her original fumbled answer to the tune of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” Hey, a beauty queen who, like any other person, sometimes makes mistakes, but can laugh about them later? I’m into it. [ABC]

Watch: “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum,” Starring Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Matt Damon & Miley Cyrus

Watch "(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum"
"Going Channing on your Tatum makes the babies be born!"

Sounds nasty, doesn’t it? On last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” the talk show host debuted the video for “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum,” the ridiculous song he first introduced on his show back in February. The star-studded video features Chan (natch), his “White House Down” costar Jamie Foxx, Kimmel fave Matt Damon, Channing’s “Magic Mike” costar Olivia Munn, Gabourey Sidibe from “Precious” (random), and Miley Cyrus. Miley rocks a red crop-top that says CHANNING on it, so now you know what to get me for my birthday this year. Anyway, watch the silliness above!

Don’t Give ABC Any Ideas: “The Baby Bachelor”

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Is it possible there could be an episode of “The Bachelor” where the tears flow more freely and the tantrums are explosive? Why yes, yes there could be.  It’s called “The Baby Bachelor”! It’s segment on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” starring his very own preschool-aged nephew Wesley, who is the sweetest bachelor that series has ever seen. [Hulu]

Jimmy Kimmel Pranks Too-Cool-For-School Coachella Concertgoers

"The Chelsea Clintons just give off good energy!"

DJ Cornmeal, The Chelsea Clintons, Obesity Epidemic, Get The Fuck Out Of My Pool … those are just some of the completely bullshit bands that not only don’t exist but definitely did not play the Coachella Music Festival over the weekend. As this hilarious Jimmy Kimmel prank shows, it’s amazing the extensive lies people will tell in order to seem hip.

Whose Wiener Is Making Jessica Simpson Nauseous?

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  • Jessica Simpson accidentally revealed the gender of her second child last night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” by mentioning her baby has a penis. “It’s a total different pregnancy. I just feel awful,” she said. “I never knew that a weiner could actually make me nauseous.” Then Jess started laughing and said, “Well, I guess I just told the world I’m having a boy.” Whoopsies. [Huffington Post]
  • Melissa McCarthy is coming back to host “Saturday Night Live” on April 6th. Woot, woot! [Deadline Hollywood]
  • How can Ashley Judd overcome the sexism being lobbed at her by conservatives over her potential Senate run in Kentucky? [US News & World Reports]
  • “Community” is going to do an all-puppet episode? Okay, sure. [The Wrap] Keep reading »

Matt Damon Takes Over “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Transforms Show Into “Jimmy Kimmel Sucks”

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Suck it, Kimmel!

Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel have had a longstanding feud, stemming from Damon getting bumped from Kimmel’s show, like, a zillion times. Kimmel closes virtually every show now “apologizing” to Matt Damon for bumping him from the episode, and finally Damon had enough. So last night, Damon got his revenge. He wheeled a bound and gagged Kimmel onto the stage and promptly took over, renaming the show “Jimmy Kimmel Sucks.” Kimmel’s band leader was replaced by Sheryl Crow and his sidekick Guillermo with Andy Garcia. Oh, and there were lots of famous folks on hand to stick it to Kimmel.

Has the takeover quelled the feud between the two? Not a chance. Kimmel has vowed revenge. Stay tuned! [Jimmy Kimmel Live] Keep reading »

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