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Amy Poehler Tells An Adorable Story Involving Her Son, His Lisp & Spicy Salsa

Amy Poehler Tells An Adorable Story Involving Her Son, His Lisp & Spicy Salsa
Hear All About Abel Arnett's Amazing Lisp!

The outright coolest mom/lady/feminist/human in Hollywood — nay, on Earth — is Amy Poehler. HANDS. DOWN. The woman is as flawless as they come. There are no improvements to be made upon the Amy model. We were devastated and disoriented when she and ex-husband Will Arnett parted ways, but once we got back on our feet, it was Team Amy all the way. (What? There are no teams? Ugh, sorry, I’m always trying to get on teams. It’s a real problem.)

Fortunately for the future of America, and the entire world, Amy and Will managed to blend their perfect respective genes to create two equally perfect sons, Archie and (Amelia’s Big Serious Baby of choice!) Abel. Every time Amy discusses either of them is a delight, but this clip from Jimmy Kimmel, in which she talks about Archie’s kindergarten stories and Abel’s lisp, is particularly amazing.

Aaron Paul Claims He Can Tell A Dog’s Sex By Petting It — But He Has Yet To Touch Lucca

Aaron Paul Claims He Can Tell A Dog's Sex By Petting It -- But He Has Yet To Pet Lucca
"This one's got balls, bitch!"

Aaron Paul is best known for his acting, most notably as Jesse Pinkman on “Breaking Bad,” but he has other talents. On last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” the actor (who’s giving me a beard boner) demonstrated his innate, God-given ability to correctly guess the gender of a dog simply by petting it. While I’m impressed, I won’t be truly blown away until Aaron lays his hands upon my dog Lucca. Keep reading »

Jimmy Kimmel Sends His Fake News Team To Fashion Week, Hilarity Ensues

Jimmy Kimmel Fashion Week Prank
"Eddie Munster had a good aesthetic this season."

When Jimmy Kimmel sent a fake news crew to Coachella to interview hipsters about imaginary bands, the prank became an instant classic. Now Kimmel’s “Lie Witness News” team is back, and interviewing another famously self-serious crowd: people hanging out at New York Fashion Week. Watch these fashionistas offer their reviews of fake high-end designers like George Costanza and ridiculous Photoshopped runway shows involving watermelons and dog poop. Priceless. [YouTube via Mashable]

Gabourey Sidibe Was Thisclose To Marrying Jimmy Kimmel This Weekend

  • My BFF for life, Gabourey Sidibe, punked Jimmy Kimmel and all his wedding guests by walking down the aisle in a wedding dress in place of his real bride, Molly McNearney — who actually set the whole prank up! Good one, ladies. [JustJared]
  • In a Dave Matthews’ fan’s wet dream, two lucky ducks were on their way to see his concert on Saturday when they saw Matthews himself stranded by the side of the road with a bum bicycle. They picked him up and transported him to Hersheypark Stadium. “We didn’t know how to make conservation with him,” one of the fans, Emily Kraus, confessed. Oh, I can think of a few topics. Patchouli. Tie dye. Why it seemed really important to me at the time to lose my virginity to his song “Angel.” [People]

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Miss Utah Sings The Wage Gap Answer That She Bombed At The Miss USA Pageant

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Sing It, Girl!

After fumbling her answer at the Miss USA Pageant, Miss Utah Marissa Powell gotten a few chances to redeem herself. Her near-nonsense answer had to do with the gender wage gap, and yesterday, she appeared on “The Today Show” for another chance at answering coherently. However, I find this video much more satisfying: Miss Utah partook in some great self-effacing humor on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night, as she sang her original fumbled answer to the tune of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” Hey, a beauty queen who, like any other person, sometimes makes mistakes, but can laugh about them later? I’m into it. [ABC]

Watch: “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum,” Starring Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Matt Damon & Miley Cyrus

Watch "(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum"
"Going Channing on your Tatum makes the babies be born!"

Sounds nasty, doesn’t it? On last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” the talk show host debuted the video for “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum,” the ridiculous song he first introduced on his show back in February. The star-studded video features Chan (natch), his “White House Down” costar Jamie Foxx, Kimmel fave Matt Damon, Channing’s “Magic Mike” costar Olivia Munn, Gabourey Sidibe from “Precious” (random), and Miley Cyrus. Miley rocks a red crop-top that says CHANNING on it, so now you know what to get me for my birthday this year. Anyway, watch the silliness above!

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