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Celebs Reads Nasty Tweets About Themselves (And Only A Few Cry)

Jessica WakemanMarch 22, 2012 //
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I’ve long been pestering Amelia to film The Frisky staff reading the meanest, funniest, trolliest comments we’ve gotten on our posts. There are some real gems out there. But it seems the staff of “Jimmy Kimmel Live” has slunk into my brain and snatched my idea. In honor of Twitter’s sixth birthday, Jimmy got everyone from Will Farrell to Kristen Bell to Kathy Griffin to read their 140-character, gramatically incorrect hate mail.

Which is fine. Everyone knows that people in the public eye don’t have feelings.  [YouTube/JimmyKimmelLive]

Jessica Simpson Discusses Her Copious Amount Of Amniotic Fluid With Jimmy Kimmel

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 20, 2012 //
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“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha … Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”

– Jessica Simpson continues her habit of over-sharing — just a bit! — with Jimmy Kimmel. Now, I am super fascinated by pregnancy, so I love that she’s being so open about everything happening with her body during this experience. Quotes like this make me tilt my head and make an O shape with my mouth as I consider the visual. Thanks, Jessica, for keeping me informed of what may happen to my body should I ever get pregnant someday! (And who knew it was possible for Jess to be even ditzier? That’s Pregnancy Brain for ya!) [Us Weekly]

Shaquille O’Neal Brags About His Penis, Gets A Piggyback From His Lilliputian Girlfriend

Ami AngelowiczDecember 6, 2011 //
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Fast forward to 3:15 and you will see Shaq receive a piggyback ride from “Hoops,” his Lilliputian girlfriend. That is seriously impressive. And she is wearing heels. The only good thing you missed before the piggy is Shaq referencing how large his “anaconda” is. I mean, we figured as much. Oh, and just in case you failed to notice, the name of his forthcoming book is Shaq: Uncut. Fun with double entendres! Imagine all that action packed into one “Jimmy Kimmel Live” segment. [Buzzfeed]

The Tug Toner Is Phallic Fitness Fun

Ami AngelowiczOctober 17, 2011 //
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“Jimmy Kimmel Live” parodied suggestive workout equipment with a this hilarious spoof ad for the Tug Toner — a piece of gear that simulates c**k rocking with more flair than the Shake Weight and the Free Flexor combined. I really wish this was real. I’d give anything to see fellow gym goers yanking that giant, pink penis. [Ad Week]

Be My Boyfriend: Dave Salmoni, The Bear Guy

Julie GersteinSeptember 17, 2011 //


Dave Salmoni sounds like he’s Canadian, handles baby animals and has a degree in BEARS. Yeah, that’s what I said, a degree in BEARS. This guy knows everything about bears, and can even hold a baby grizzly bear on his lap. Let’s date, Dave Salmoni; I promise I won’t bite nearly as hard as a BEAR! [Jimmy Kimmel Live] Keep reading »

Britney Spears Porta-Potty Bungee Jumps

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comMarch 31, 2011 //


Britney Spears doesn’t mind walking into a gas station bathroom with bare feet. So I’m not completely, completely surprised that she signed on to Porta-Potty Bungee Jump in “Jackass 3D.” Apparently, the clip was cut from the actual movie for time, but Johnny Knoxville revealed it last night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” “I’m not scared of poo poo,” Britney says, before getting in the Porta-Potty. We only hope that the liquid flying about is dyed water and not … ewwww … what we think it is. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Sans The Swirl

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comFebruary 11, 2011 //

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel set out to answer a very important question: what would Justin Bieber be without his signature hair? So he had everyone’s favorite tweenage dream wear a bald cap. “I think maybe it’s gonna help me be more aerodynamic on the basketball court,” said Justin. “People will just focus on my beautiful, silky-smooth lyrics.” After the jump, check out a clip if the image just isn’t enough for you. Keep reading »

Justin Long Has A LOT Of Free Time On His Hands

Julie GersteinAugust 19, 2010 //


Justin Long was on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night and completely hijacked his interview (presumably to talk about his new movie “Going the Distance”) to gently make fun of a preteen girl who accidentally started sending him text messages. Justin spent around 10 minutes going through his hilarious text exchange with this poor girl, who had no idea she was actually texting with the Mac Guy, and not her friend Eduardo. Check out the whole interview here. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

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