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Shaquille O’Neal Brags About His Penis, Gets A Piggyback From His Lilliputian Girlfriend

Fast forward to 3:15 and you will see Shaq receive a piggyback ride from “Hoops,” his Lilliputian girlfriend. That is seriously impressive. And she is wearing heels. The only good thing you missed before the piggy is Shaq referencing how large his “anaconda” is. I mean, we figured as much. Oh, and just in case… More »


The Tug Toner Is Phallic Fitness Fun

“Jimmy Kimmel Live” parodied suggestive workout equipment with a this hilarious spoof ad for the Tug Toner — a piece of gear that simulates c**k rocking with more flair than the Shake Weight and the Free Flexor combined. I really wish this was real. I’d give anything to see fellow gym goers yanking that giant,… More »


Be My Boyfriend: Dave Salmoni, The Bear Guy

Dave Salmoni sounds like he’s Canadian, handles baby animals and has a degree in BEARS. Yeah, that’s what I said, a degree in BEARS. This guy knows everything about bears, and can even hold a baby grizzly bear on his lap. Let’s date, Dave Salmoni; I promise I won’t bite nearly as hard as… More »


Britney Spears Porta-Potty Bungee Jumps

Britney Spears doesn’t mind walking into a gas station bathroom with bare feet. So I’m not completely, completely surprised that she signed on to Porta-Potty Bungee Jump in “Jackass 3D.” Apparently, the clip was cut from the actual movie for time, but Johnny Knoxville revealed it last night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” “I’m not… More »


Justin Bieber Sans The Swirl

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel set out to answer a very important question: what would Justin Bieber be without his signature hair? So he had everyone’s favorite tweenage dream wear a bald cap. “I think maybe it’s gonna help me be more aerodynamic on the basketball court,” said Justin. “People will just focus on my beautiful,… More »


Justin Long Has A LOT Of Free Time On His Hands

Justin Long was on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night and completely hijacked his interview (presumably to talk about his new movie “Going the Distance”) to gently make fun of a preteen girl who accidentally started sending him text messages. Justin spent around 10 minutes going through his hilarious text exchange with this poor girl,… More »


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